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A: Yo, isn't this a little X?
B: Yo, it's little X, what have you been busy with lately?
A: Hey, it's nothing, playing chess, I haven't seen your old man anymore, is he okay?
B: Thanks to you, I'm still tough.
A: Your dad also likes to play chess.
B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father.
B: That's right. A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...
B: Isn't that a draw?
A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?
B: Huh?? So what's going on?
A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.
B: What's the idea?
A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”
B: I haven't heard of it!
A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me and me.
Take my gentleman, your father... Your father is like me again, I am your father again, your father is like me, I am your father.
Your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, my father is like me, and your father is like me.
I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father...
B: you!!
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I have an uncle who is very smart, but he always thinks he is stupid. Won't teach the child One day, the uncle went out to drink and came home to see his son doing his homework, saying:"I heard, "Well, you took the exam today." "
It's an exam. Number of places"
1st place"Laughing)"This kid didn't say ,.. earlier"
Dad, don't give money yet, it's number one"
Smack"First to last place,"Smack"Last year, you were the second-to-last"
Dad, don't blame me. "
Do you blame me? "
I don't want you either, because I changed schools last year. "
I can ask you two questions.
9 pcs"SmackOthers scared away.
Asked again:"You do your homework in the house.
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Good people and good deeds.
Learning progress. Discussions among classmates about learning and helping poor students.
In short, the theme must be positive.
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B: Today, let's talk to everyone about cross talk. A:
Wrong. B: What's wrong?
A: It's not a paragraph, it's an episode. B:
An episode? A: Yes!
It's like an episode from a TV series. B: Does that mean it will continue in the future?
A: That's right! Today we're talking about the first episode, followed by the second, third, and dozens of episodes.
B: Why is the cross talk so long? A:
New century, new content, new themes, new cross talk. B: What is so mysterious?
A: People say that the 21st century is the century of great development of new technologies around the world. B:
Right! A: I'm going to let you ** it now.
A: **What will technology look like in the decades of the new century? B:
I'm not a scientist, how can I? A: Use your brains, think!
B: Think?! Cranky, okay?
A: As long as there's a scientific basis, that's fine. B:
What is the scientific basis? A: It is to make bold scientific and technological predictions for the future based on the current scientific and technological achievements and trends.
B: I ......I still can't think of it. A:
I can't think of it either. B: You can't think of it, isn't it?
A: It's okay if you can't figure it out! But someone figured it out.
B: Who came up with it? A:
Science and technology experts. They have come up with an unimaginable picture of the future world.
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A "big" thing.
A: Yesterday there was a big incident in our school, do you know? B: I don't know. Yesterday I happened to be sick and didn't go to school.
A: It's scary. I witnessed it with my own eyes, and I was so scared that I almost ran out of pees. B: Huh?? What is so scary? Tell me about it!
A: You have to listen to me start slowly. B: Don't sell it.
A: It happened yesterday morning at 9:59:60 ......B: You said 10 o'clock and it was over!
A: At that time, Mr. Wu was teaching our class. The students listened very attentively and carefully. The classroom was silent, so quiet that you could hear a needle falling on the ground, but unfortunately no one was carrying a needle at that time. B: Ahem!
A: At this moment, sitting by the window, I saw several teachers on campus, looking up at the sky with interest. After a while, several people were gathered.
After a while, dozens more people were around. After a while, hundreds of ...... gathered aroundB: Wait, how can we have so many teachers in our school?
A: Heh, it seems to be a preschool kid later. B: Look at it clearly!
A: Mr. Wu is staring at me, can I see clearly? B: Tell me, what's going on?
A: I also looked up, but there was a floor slab above my head, and there was nothing. B: Nonsense. Say it! What's going on?
A: I saw the sky overcast, there was no sun, and I couldn't see ......the starsB: Why are you talking so much nonsense!
A: At this moment, the heavens, suddenly ......It doesn't seem to be thunder. B: What? Is it an airplane**?
A: No. B: Was it a rocket crash in the United States?
A: No. B: Did the aliens hit the telephone pole?
A: Not really. B: Oh, tell me, you're killing me!
A: Time passes by second. You said that Mr. Wu is too, he doesn't delay any class, but he just drags on this class. At that moment, ...... fell from the skyGuess what's dropping? B: I guess?!
A: Smaller. B: A coal truck?
A: Small dots. B: Carriage?
A: No matter how small. B: Bicycles?
A: Not true. What do you think about eating? B: Did you say it earlier? - Whooper swans?
A: No, moisture-containing ......B: Big winter melon?
A: A little bit of a door, a little bit smaller. B: Watermelon?
A: Smaller. B: Tomatoes?
A: Small dots. B: Oranges?
A: Small dots. B: Grapes?
A: Smaller. B: Still young? I can't guess!
A: Stupid, it's ......B: What exactly?
A: Snowflakes. B: It's snowing!
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