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In the age of the Internet, there are too many languages.
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1. Found during the exam.
I didn't take the test for the key points I memorized.
Approaching the end of the semester, I went to the library every day to prepare for the exam, and memorized so much that I thought I could get a high score. But when I took the exam, I found that I didn't take any of the knowledge points I worked hard to memorize, but I didn't memorize any of them. After the exam, when everyone discussed the exam questions, they didn't want to say a word, so blue and thin, good mushrooms!
2. Final exam.
I thought I wouldn't fail the course, but I got a score of 59.
I always feel that the university exam is easy, and it is the winter vacation, I thought that the teacher would not easily fail the course, but I checked the results, but it was 59 points, and at that moment my heart was broken, in fact, I just wanted to have a good New Year!
3. Rush to the classroom in the morning.
only to find that the teacher Qian took a second to finish the roll call.
Under the repeated reminders of the alarm clock, I finally got up with difficulty, and when I saw that I was about to be late, I finished washing and rushed to the classroom as fast as I could, only to find that the teacher had just finished the roll call. At that time, the whole person was not good!
4. I want to sleep in.
But some alarm clocks thought early.
It's even more uncomfortable.
His alarm clock never wakes him up.
Every time I want to sleep well, my roommate's alarm bell rings after 6 o'clock! When I woke up, I found that I couldn't sleep anymore. What's even bluer and thinner is that he sleeps the most soundly!
5. Graduation.
The school has something to decorate, and the advantage is to add hardware.
As soon as I entered the university, the school was always being renovated, and when I was about to graduate, I suddenly found that everything had been repaired, the new dormitory, the new teaching building, the canteen had also been upgraded, and the dormitory air conditioning was complete. Why can't we enjoy it, God! Why?
6. Every time school starts.
Rushing for classes online encountered a system crash.
If you choose the electives well, you will be happy for a semester, and that is called a beautiful one. And when you log in to the teaching system and click on the course selection channel, it's over! Whole!
Not! Anti! Should!
Every time the page is: "There is an error in the system" I hehe you face. Three books, the family conditions are very poor, don't ask why you have to read three books, the second semester of the freshman year, my mother asked, when will I have to pay the tuition, right?
Teary-eyed. It turned out that my mother always thought that it was a semester to pay the tuition, I don't know how determined she was to call the sail liquid, just now, my mother asked me, child, do I look very old, why do others call me an old lady! Again, the heart is like a knife. There are too many painful moments like this.
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My parents-in-law were sick, so I took a day off from the company to take care of them, but I also had a high fever that night. In the end, my parents-in-law didn't take care of my filial piety, and I didn't have anyone to take care of it, so I resisted for 3 days, and the grain of rice did not enter, and I relied on Kai and drinking water to live.
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The revelation behind why the blue skinny shiitake mushroom is on fire.
I feel bad and want to cry. Why is the blue lean shiitake mushroom hot.
I don't understand why it's popular, it's not funny.
Why did the blue lean shiitake mushroom explode.
Because many people think it's fun, and some people feel pitiful, the more people there are, the more people they want.
Why do blue lean shiitake mushrooms become popular?
The blue lean shiitake mushroom will catch fire.
Tongue of jokes and spoofs.
Plus the promotion of stars.
Lin updated and Ying'er posted it on the Internet. Shiitake mushrooms are uncomfortable.
What kind of stem is a blue lean shiitake mushroom? Why are blue lean shiitake mushrooms on fire?
Blue thin mushrooms are uncomfortable and want to cry, a young man in Nanning fell out of love, Mandarin is not standard, blue thin mushrooms and uncomfortable want to cry and are similar;
Why is it popular, people are idle and bored and deliberately hype.
Blue lean shiitake mushrooms"Why is it only popular for a while?
First of all, "blue thin shiitake mushroom" is a dialect, just an alternative word for "uncomfortable and want to cry". As we usually say: "Sauce Purple" - like this, "Mushroom Cool" - girl.
is a meaning. It is widely circulated among our young people, but it only has the meaning of fun and cuteness. Recently, the first policy will gradually increase the supervision of online emojis, languages, etc., mainly to maintain a good network environment, but also to provide an excellent atmosphere for student parties, international students and other people learning Chinese.
Of course, in my usual chats, I often use emojis, why do I need to type word by word or pronounce Sakura to start the sound when I can do it with a picture? So I'm against it! (Pure hand-played).
Why did "Shiitake Blue Skinny" become popular overnight?
From a marketing point of view, the tool used by "Shiitake Blue Thin" is now more popular ****, which itself will cause a certain amount of traffic, and then the Guangxi Mandarin spine of the lovelorn brother is not standard, with Zhuang language, the whole ** language sounds very fun, translated into text is very in line with the style of Internet language, easy to arouse the playfulness of netizens, carry out secondary adaptation and spontaneously spread the staring pie, so it became popular overnight Weibo circle of friends.
How did the blue skinny shiitake mushroom become popular?
There was a Guangxi boy who filmed a**, because he was uncomfortable speaking Mandarin and wanted to cry, and his accent was too strong, which made him sound like a blue thin mushroom, **The boy's expression and tone were very distinctive, and he was crazy by netizens**.
What does the blue thin mushroom mean, why is the blue thin mushroom popular.
The homonym of the speech, I want to cry, I feel uncomfortable, this is the mood of a lovelorn guy who shoots himself and uploads it on the Internet.
Why did the blue thin shiitake mushroom suddenly become popular, and I saw that many people were saying 10 points.
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Internet language, uncomfortable, want to cry, is said to be the story of a man who has lost love.
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It's uncomfortable, I want to cry,,, it's just a homonym.
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Today's Internet buzzwords are sometimes so "popular" that they are inexplicably "popular". For example, the "blue thin shiitake mushroom" that has become popular on the Internet recently, just because a young man with a southern accent pronounced "uncomfortable, want to cry" as "blue thin, shiitake mushroom", it went viral on the Internet, making many people confused.
In the recent "Top Ten Internet Buzzwords of 2016" post that has been popular on the Internet, along with "Blue Thin Shiitake Mushroom", there are also "The Power of the Wilderness", "Old Driver", "Dog Belt" and so on. If the "power of the wilderness" is still derived from news events in the real world, then most of the others are derived from the "original ecology" of the Internet, and often have the characteristics of sudden outbreaks, viral transmission, and mostly very short lifespans - like an epidemic.
Is Internet buzzwords a linguistic "disease"? This topic seems to have been debated for years. If they are all "tumors" of language, it is obvious that they will be beaten to death with a stick, because after all, there are some Internet buzzwords that have been "corrected" by word of mouth, and have been able to ascend to the hall of elegance and become a useful supplement to the richness of language, such as "powerful", "brutal" and so on.
But in any case, one of the major effects of over-use of Internet buzzwords is that we eventually suffer from "language poverty".
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This is a popular joke on the Internet recently.
2. Netizen translation:
It's uncomfortable, I want to cry, I was happy today, why do you say such things? It's uncomfortable and I want to cry here. It's the first time I've wanted to cry for a girl like this, and it's uncomfortable. Why do you say such things, leave me alone here, want to cry, feel uncomfortable here, want to cry.
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"Blue thin, shiitake mushroom" means "uncomfortable, want to cry". It should be a kind of meme, and now it's popular.