Are there any good ghost stories or jokes?

Three ghost complaints One day they met God while shopping! They said to God that they had all died miserably and hoped that they would go to heaven! God reluctantly said that there were now too many occupants of heaven and it was full.

But now there's another name! Say, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven! So, the first ghost began to say ......I was a cleaner when I was alive.

It's hard work! From morning to night! One day, I was cleaning glass outside a building!

It's the kind of high-altitude dangerous work that hangs outside! On the 30th floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell!

I thought, it's over! I'm going to die! But the survival instinct keeps me unconsciously scratching!

Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony, on the 13th floor. I thought, saved! So I wanted to climb up after I had recovered my strength!

Suddenly, someone grabbed my hand, and I fell down again! I thought, I'm really done now! However, I should not have decided my life, there was a tent under me to catch me, and I was glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my previous life!

I want to wait for the strength to go down. Who knows, a refrigerator fell from above and smashed me to death! The second ghost said ......I was a clerk when I was alive.

Everything is fine, I have a wife and it's beautiful. The figure is great! But it's a bit watery.

I have a slight heart condition. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife's hair disheveled and her clothes disheveled.

There must be men. So I searched all over the house, in the kitchen, and in the toilet, but I couldn't find it. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing, and I thought:

Third! So he took his hand. I thought, 13th floor!

Look at the fall that doesn't kill you! As a result, when I looked, I didn't die! Caught in the tent!

I was in a hurry, so I searched all over the house, went into the kitchen, and found that the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw it down. Finally stoned him to death! I was so happy!

Laughing out loud. Who knew that the heart muscle was so blocked that he laughed to death! The third ghost said ......I was a thug when I was alive, but I didn't do anything bad!

One day I went to a female friend's house! Just finished running errands, her husband suddenly returned! I've got to find a place to hide.

So I searched for the kitchen and the toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator, and he actually threw the refrigerator down the 13th floor! I just fell to death with a refrigerator.

The beginning of this story is scary, the middle is hilarious, and the ending is tragic