What interesting conversations have you seen with passers by?

During the Spring Festival last year, my nephew, who was in kindergarten, bragged to the whole family about his great arithmetic: You just have to solve the problem, and I can figure it out. We said some addition and subtraction within ten, and the little guy got it all right, and then put on an unbeatable appearance, and his father gave him a problem in order to frustrate his arrogance.

Father: How many apples are there in an apple plus an apple? Sub:

This is not yet known, two apples! Father: How many oranges are there in an orange plus an orange?

Sub: Two, two, two....Father: What about an apple and an orange?

Son: You're playing Laipi, you're a Laipi! (And then a whoa, a cry!)

At this time, the little nephew, who had not spoken for a long time, clapped his hands and shouted: I know, I know, an apple and an orange are equal to crying! The answer is absolute!

It's amazing, all of them are little geniuses.

When I played Honor of Kings with my classmates, I remembered turning on the voice before, and then after playing a hand, I created a team and continued to rank, as if I forgot to turn on the voice on my side, but I could hear their conversations all the time (three people playing together). I didn't know it at the time, I just kept talking. By the time I was finally finished, I noticed that my voice wasn't turned on.

Then I turned on the voice and asked them, do you hear me talking all the time? They said they didn't hear it, and we've been wondering why you haven't spoken. Yet I was talking to myself about a game.

I felt when I heard them not hear me.

Once, when I was walking behind a colleague, he suddenly turned back to me and said, "Are you annoying, a stupid person, who is always following me?" "I complained innocently and seriously:

I can't help it, as soon as I leave you, I feel like the ugliest and stupidest person in the world, and I feel much more confident when I walk beside you!

The second grandmother died, and the grandson of the third grandmother (about seven or eight years old) was taken to dinner by my aunt, probably to see those trumpet-blowing monks was very funny, pointing to those monks and asking his mother, "Mom, Mom, is the second grandmother's house done today, are you going to our house tomorrow?" "His mother didn't react at first, but when she did, the kid was going to be beaten.

Recently, I **, just eaten, I quickly ran to the weighing table, actually lost 6 pounds, I happily said to my girlfriend: Look at me eat so much rice and weigh 6 pounds. The woman glanced at her and said: I'm really full. I said, "Really, you don't believe me."

I've met people like this before, and they're talking and talking, and they're gesturing with their hands.

You can't count the people who pass by by every day, what funny conversations have you accidentally heard?

Tell us about some interesting conversations you've heard from passers-by.

1. What time is it?

Six, six, six!

How do you learn from me and how do you speak!

I'm like this, I'm like this!

I burst out laughing and stumbling together! It's really the right person, after I left, I saw that these two people were still chattering there, think about that scene.

3, a little girl asked for directions, asked a big brother who drank too much, brother, how to go to Hexing Road, this brother was blindfolded at that time, Hexing Road, this road is Hexing Road, where are you going to Hexing Road? The eldest brother staggered and chatted with the little girl for more than ten minutes, but he didn't understand how to go this way, I thought at the time, these two people were talking about the eldest brother's wine, if he woke up, he could send this girl home.

I said that I really heard that there was a young man who went to ask for directions, and asked an older sister in her 30s, who may look a little old if she doesn't maintain her usual life, and then he asked for directions and said something like this: "Auntie, do you know how to walk on Huai'an Road?" ”

The dialogue of passers-by is very sudden, caught off guard, sometimes it is really funny, and it makes people scratch their heads, but it is still necessary to be cautious when speaking, so as not to cause "murder" to yourself!

One walk, a conversation between a little girl and her mother not far in front of me caught me, and it was particularly interesting and thought-provoking.

That time I was about to take the subway, and on the way to the subway station, I saw a little girl in front of me walking side by side with her mother to the subway station.

The conversation between the two of them attracted me, strictly speaking, it is not called dialogue, it is interaction, and only the little girl speaks.

The little girl said to her mother in a particularly independent and reproachful tone: "You are the one who makes you angry, but I am not the one who makes you angry!"

A simple sentence immediately attracted me. I paid attention to the observation: my mother was carrying two bags in her hand as if she had just finished shopping, the bags were a little heavy, and my mother seemed very tired and weak, not only because of the things in her hand, but more importantly, she looked weak mentally.

The mother also did not speak and did not respond to the little girl.

At that moment, the child is like a mother, but the mother is like a child.

We often say that children are philosophers and children are our teachers, but they are covered by the label of "parents" educators that we label ourselves every day. Children are often able to say very profound words, such as the sentence just now.

Because I work in psychology, I know that she told a truth: human emotions are indeed not caused by external things alone, but are the function of our own psychology. Since it is a function of the mind, it is to serve our people, and it is what we participate in to a certain extent.

The innocent child tells us a truth: man is not a slave to emotions, but a master of emotions, and you are angry when you want to be angry.

What funny conversations did you overhear passers-by? Ladies and gentlemen, when you were walking on Zhonglu Road, did you accidentally hear the words of a passer-by who sold his limbs and brought hungry travelers? Have you heard any interesting conversations? Feel free to comment and share.

Talk to passers-by that will make you jaw-dropping!

Sometimes when I'm bored, I listen carefully to the conversations of others on the road, don't you say, sometimes I really hear some super interesting conversations! You don't believe it? Come on, let's take a look at the !! shared by these netizens below

Don't you think it's particularly interesting, don't be a low-headed person in the future, what happens in life is much more interesting than what is written on your phone!

One of the most memorable conversations was between two female salesmen when they were visiting a shopping mall.

To the effect that one of the female saleswomen is getting engaged, the bride price given by the man is negligible, but he tells the woman that he wants to change to a new car, and the woman's family will pay half of the car money. The problem is that the saleswoman's parents are farmers, the family does not have much savings, and there is a younger brother who is studying.

At that time, I was still young, and I still had beautiful fantasies and expectations for love, and I was really dumbfounded when marriage and love in reality were so clearly related to money.

Yes, what is love, what is marriage, can you really meet the person who cherishes each other, loves each other, and is willing to do anything for each other just to make each other laugh. If most people were lucky enough to meet it, then love would not be so precious, so precious that literati and scholars compete to sing. Perhaps most of the marriages in the world are just the nature of a partnership and a company, so the economic accounts must be calculated clearly, and not a single loss can be eaten.

Yes, most people are not so lucky to be loved. I got married because everyone else was married, and I had to get married sooner or later. I'm making do, and others are making do too.

Without you in my eyes, just as you don't have me in your eyes. Love, after all, is a luxury, and we are just surviving.