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Anonymous users2024-02-06Introduction: The 2017 Spring Festival Gala in the Year of the Rooster has come to a successful conclusion, among the dozens of programs, which one do you like the most? The following is my collection of classic lines about the 2017 Spring Festival Gala, welcome to read and reference!
Sketch "Big City, Little Love".As soon as I talk to you now, I'm so starved of oxygen.
Spider-Man, I'll take a look at it.
M: Just give birth, just give birth. F: Let's give birth, anyway, the policy has been liberalized, so let's give birth if you want to.
F: Then what are you trying to do if I marry me? M: I'm trying to be sad, what's the picture?
F: I'm not good-looking. M: Tell the truth and tell lies. F: Let's tell a lie first. M: It's not pretty. F: Tell the truth. M: It's not pretty.
Woman: Give my brother 500 yuan. M: How much? Woman: Five hundred. M: Four hundred dollars? What do you want 300 yuan for, I have 200 in my pocket, I will give him a maximum of 100, and pay a down payment of 10 yuan first, brother.
Is this stingy Minzen Town? It's a pick.
Sketch "True Love Forever".Look at people's appearance, it is equivalent to PM 250.
Because he is good-looking, he can see that he is a woman if he looks closely.
Moderator: Do you have a feeling of seeing each other late?
F: It's not too late to see each other.
M: The main thing is hate.
The last thing I can stand is the suspicion of women, because they guess too accurately.
Cross talk "Grandma Said".I still have to slap my swollen face when I'm fat.
Even if you fail, put on a posture of pride.
You're very distracted.
Go to school, don't go to school.
Sketch "Wife".When I was younger, many men had amnesia when they saw me.
The higher the appearance, the greater the responsibility.
Just him as my wife? When I'm in the neighborhood, I have to move.
It's not amnesia, it's madness.
With his appearance, can he still marry a daughter-in-law? Pick up a courier and people don't necessarily give it to him.
Back then, people called Northeast Tip Xiang, isn't it like? Like half, which half, Xiang.
I saved you, you married me, why should you take revenge?
Let's go our separate ways and repent.
My husband is so young and my son is so old, it's okay for me to lose my memory.
The ancients said: The wife is the wife, don't be together.
Next time, the money is still there, but the people are gone.
Pan: I'm a wretch right now. Cai: Don't say that, you used to be too.
Sketch "A Son-in-law and a Half".The heart is strong and the balance is insufficient.
Whether you are human or not is now very vague.
A: The person who can deceive your dad is not born yet. B: Not only were you not born, you are not pregnant.
The salt that my dad has eaten in his life is saltier than the rice you've ever eaten.
A: Isn't my tone not quite like kidnapping? B: You are like someone who gave me leave.
If the pie falls in the world, it must be a trap, and the family should discourage it and remind it at all times.
The little boy's name is: Hou Gao Junjie.
Yes. Kobe Bryant's current form and his selflessness will win the championship.
Hopefully! Looking forward to it, seeing that the Spring Festival is coming, thinking of this, I can't help laughing, before the Spring Festival, people are full of joy and energy. There is an endless stream of people shopping, some are buying New Year's paintings, some are buying New Year's goods, some are sitting on the firebox around the stove to watch TV, some are playing mahjong and poker, and so on. >>>More
Summary. Hello, the child born on the third day of the tenth lunar month in 2001 is a very blessed person, who never worries about food and clothing. There are white tiger stars in the fate of each other, so from childhood to adulthood, there are no disasters, and the god of decay does not dare to get close, so the fortune of life is very smooth and vigorous, and they are always able to achieve good fortune and get a lot of money. >>>More
The most impressive thing is the sketch "Eating Noodles" starring Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao, it can be said that this bowl of noodles confirms the birth of the sketch show, and has since formed an indissoluble bond with the Spring Festival Gala, even if it is watched today, it is still full of laughter, but it is a pity that Chen Peisi later announced his withdrawal from the Spring Festival Gala stage, and he has not been able to return to this day, which makes the Spring Festival Gala lack a large part of the fun, and also lays the groundwork for the later Spring Festival Gala to no longer be attractive.