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Q, which city in China is the least quiet.

The answer is Luzhou because of Luzhou Laojiao.

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This is a joke

One day Xiao Ming was walking on the road! I suddenly felt that my feet were very sore while walking! Why is this so? --Because Xiao Ming stepped on the lemon--

There is a hide-and-seek club in the school, and the president has not found it yet.2 Once upon a time, there was a bun, and I felt hungry while walking on the road, so I ate myself.3 Once upon a time, there was a bean paste bun One day, I don't know what was pressed, and the bean paste in my stomach flowed out, and then he said: Ah! It turns out that I have bean paste in my stomach!!

4 One day, the husband and wife were going to that at night, and the wife asked her husband to wear a condom, and the husband came out of the house after putting it on, and the wife said, "Huh?? Stuffed sausage, do you see my husband?

1) Why are puppies getting smaller and smaller?

A: Because it goes further and further.

2) Which Chinese character is the coolest?

A: Thong (cool).

3) Who didn't go to the zoo meeting?

Answer: Lion (because the lion "lost" to contact).

The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the gibbon's poop, and the gibbon gently and carefully scrubbed it clean, and they fell in love. People ask how they came together? The chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape droppings! It's all ape dung!

b Khan, so much press?

I only have a few okay?

Judge. "Why are you printing counterfeit money. "

The defendant said innocently.

Because I don't know how to print real money. "

2.Thief armor. "Count how much money you grabbed today. "

Thief B. "No, just look at the newspaper tomorrow. "

3.A pastor and a bus driver died at the same time, and the bus driver went to heaven and the pastor went to hell.

The grieved pastor complains to God, Lord! I have dedicated my life to the church and take your believers to pray every week.

Why am I not as good as a bus driver? Why should I go to hell? "

God said:"That's right! That's why you went to hell.

You take the believers to pray and preach every Sunday, but they are all sleeping with their heads down! But the bus driver is rampage through the streets every day, and his passengers are praying! "

4.As soon as the customer came out of the pharmacy to buy medicine, the store guy hurriedly chased after him.

Dude: I'm sorry, you asked for a tonic, I gave you the poison by mistake. "

Customer: Look at you, something almost happened. "

Man: No, the boss will definitely scold me when he finds out, poison is twice as expensive as tonics. "

5.Two gangsters were in ambush, intending to plot against someone, but there was no sign of the person, and one of them said anxiously:

How? Not yet, I hope he doesn't have an accident! "

Jokes about lawyers

6.The lawyer said to the client:

The total legal fees for your case are 80,000 yuan, 20,000 yuan in advance, 10,000 yuan per month thereafter, and six months in full payment. "

The person said: This seems to be buying a car in installments. "

The lawyer said: That's right, I just bought the car in installments. "