Christmas humor quotes, funny christmas greeting sentences

1) If I'm sugar, you're water, sweet and sweet together; If you are the foot, I am the shoe, affectionately embracing each other without separation; If I am the lip, you are the tooth, and you will depend on each other forever. Add some sugar to you, shine your shoes, and I wish you eternal happiness!

2) Every year today, it is the day when I care about you the most. On this very warm occasion, I would like to offer you a glass of wine, along with my heartfelt wishes. The gift is not expensive, the love is precious, I wish you sweet, warm, happy and happy!

3) If you miss something, you can't say enough about it, and your caring heart will never change. May all the joy, all the happiness, all the warmth, all the good luck surround you. Healthy! Happiness! I hope you are happy every day.

Chinese version: Merry Christmas! Jiangxi version: Eggs are falling fast! Min Nanyu: The heart is naked! English version: Death to Hapikra! Russian version: Buy a radish and cut it, cut it and stew it! Korean version: Empty wow.

Sprinkle wow and cry to death Mita.

Japanese version: You have to wash the pot.

You've got to wash the bowls.

You have to wash the basin.

Pots and pans, you have to wash wow, ** people are always happy, children twisted hairs, throbbing fork creek Chang Lou, I wish everyone a Merry Christmas in advance!!

I've heard that you lay eggs on Christmas Day, is that true? , I said not necessarily fake, true. So, let me wish you a Merry Christmas in advance!

A few days after laying eggs, you will have to confinement for a full moon! Therefore, I also want to mention the money (before) to wish you a happy round egg (New Year's Day)!

Hello, dear female ticket passengers! There is a lady complaining that you jj is small, few tricks, slow movements, old technology, after investigation, the situation is true, the female ticket female chang association decided to cut off your jj, I wish you a happy leftover egg festival in advance, and send it to your most iron brother after reading it.

Santa Claus has been busy because he wants to deliver gifts from house to house. One day he arrived in a small village with only eight families, and for the sake of simplicity, he was going to send sugar to them, which is the origin of the sugar delivery to the eight families!

Chinese version: Merry Christmas! Jiangxi Edition:

Eggs are falling! Min Nanyu: The heart is naked!

English version: Death to Hapikra! Russian version:

Buy a radish and cut it, cut it, and stew it! Korean version: Empty wow, sa wow, crying to death Mita Japanese version:

Pots you have to wash wow, bowls you have to wash wow, pots and pans you have to wash wow, ** people are always happy, I wish you all a Merry Christmas in advance!!

What is a chicken called when it lays an egg? "Eggs".

What is that egg called when it fell into the tea leaves? "Tea eggs".

What's the name of that egg that fell into your dad's purse again? "Poached eggs".

There was a chicken that laid three eggs and took two of them, what is the name of the remaining one? "(Christmas) leftovers".

Merry Christmas to you!!

On this Christmas once a year, please God give me courage and strength, and I must say those three words to you: You --- --- beautiful!

a half-eaten egg was a result it becomes a leftover egg!I Wish Merry Christmas An egg is eaten in half, and it turns out to be leftovers! Merry Christmas to you.