Quick games or long jokes.

1. The husband's hand is dangling in front of his wife.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: Salty pork knuckles.

The husband reached out to his wife's chest and touched it, husband: What is this?

Wife: It's still a groping pig's hand.

Husband: Wrong!This is frankincense salted pork knuckle. 2. Husband: Why is it celery again tonight?

Wife: I don't like to eat.

Husband: I'm tired of eating every day!

Wife: Who made you me off?

Husband: Then you can't punish yourself!

Wife: I won't be impotent!3. Wife: Do you want to be active at night?

Husband: I've been thinking about it.

Wife: Then don't say you're tired after work, say that you don't have energy at night, and you can't fool around.

Husband: Yes.

Wife: Wash all the clothes I changed into that night. 4. Husband: You were really happy when you were a child, you could eat foreign fast food, and I could only nibble on steamed buns to go to school.

Wife: Steamed buns are green food, how nutritious!Look at you, how smart you are raised by steamed buns, you can catch up with me.

Husband: When I was a child, I had to mow the grass for the cows after school.

Wife: I'm more bitter than you!After school, I had to go to the countryside to pick grass and feed my rabbits (my wife's pets). On such a hot day, you think about it, how tired.

Husband: However, in addition to mowing the grass for the cows, I also have to help my mother grow vegetables.

Wife: You're okay, you have someone to help. I was miserable, I had to water and hoe the strawberries I planted every day, hoping that they would grow up, and no one would help me.

Husband: How many strawberries did you grow?

Wife: A pot.

1.Grab the bench is a more classic game, for example: put 5 benches and 6 guns, and then reduce the bench again and again to see who can finally sit on the last bench 2

Truth or Dare Let everyone pass a thing to each other, and one person will shout stop on his back, and finally the person who gets the thing must ask the classmates to ask a question, tell the truth, or ask him to do an action3Twist the towel = = put a water-soaked towel and let several people twist each other to see who can't squeeze out the water in the end, and the landlord will give a share ( lalala.

Any idea why black people don't eat chocolate?

Hilarious joke 1: For me, you are a light bulb in the dark, bread in hunger, a padded jacket in winter, and ice cream in summer. You are the only treasure in my life.

Hilarious joke 2: The so-called paradise is where all women are there, only where the wife is not.

Hilarious joke 3: You said that we didn't have a word, I said you write or I write.

Hilarious paragraph 4: The moment I saw you, God said four words in my ear: There is no escape.

Hilarious joke 5: Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are tired to death, there will be other women who spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband, and beat your baby!

Hilarious joke 6: The ex is a piece of, but after a long time, it gradually loses the taste of and turns into the color of chocolate. You can't help but pick it up and taste it, only to find out that it's still a piece of.

Hilarious joke 7: After graduating from college, my family bought a few hens, and then told me that when I had a daughter-in-law in confinement, I would have eggs and hens to make up for it. After a few years, the chickens were so old that they didn't lay eggs, and one died inexplicably a few days ago.

The family said, "The chickens are impatient to wait for you to get married."

Once upon a time, there was a man who went to a desert and looked golden as far as his eyes could see.

The man spent a day, a month, there.

He was very thirsty, very hungry, and he thought: "Eh, forget it if I can't live, but I haven't done it yet!"

So, he thought he would do it right here.

One day, he saw a camel, and he was so overjoyed that he wanted to do it with the camel.

But the camel kept struggling, and he couldn't do it.

After a while, he saw a beautiful woman in the distance who was entangled in something.

So, he hurriedly ran over and rescued the beauty.

The beautiful woman wanted to repay the favor, so she said, "Engong, what do you want me to do for you?" Anything goes! ”

Is anything really possible? He asked.

Then you can help me hold this camel. He dragged the beautiful woman to the camel and said.