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There are three old fans, one is a Faroe Islander, one is Barbadian and one is Chinese.
On this day, the three people met God, and the Faroe Islanders asked: When will our country enter the World Cup?
God replied: 40 years. The old Faroe Islands fans whined and cried: I can't see it.
Barbadians ask: When will our country be able to reach the World Cup?
God answered: 280 years. The Barbadians also whined and cried: I can't see it.
The Chinese also asked: When will our country enter the World Cup again?
God scolds, don't ask such stupid questions! Get out!
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God is crying for something, you should be happy.
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God cried, the landlord didn't cry, it can be seen that the landlord is thicker than God.
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If the person who made up this joke is our Chinese journalist, then he is a slave, because the format of this joke is invented by Westerners to mock each other, and this format itself is very cunning, and the scolded person sometimes can't react, not only forget to ridicule, but also find it funny, and automatically help to pass the word.
The person who tells the joke is, of course, also a minion.
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It feels like the joke is cold. I feel sad after laughing. I've heard a lot of negative news about Chinese football, and I'm surprised and wonder if it's really the same as the negative news.
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I don't feel it anymore.
As Chinese indeed. The first time I saw this, I didn't think about it, I didn't want to laugh or cry.
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If God is not a fan of Argentina, then why is the sky blue and the clouds white? You just believe that Argentina is the army of the Emperor of the Upper Heavens!!
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If God is not a fan of Barcelona, then why is the sky blue and the sun red!
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The sky is blue and the night is black.
Atlanta's jersey is blue and black.
Inter are also blue and black, but Atalanta used the kit earlier.
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Nonsense, God is obviously a fan of China....
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God stopped watching football after 02 years, and was satisfied.
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South Korean and Japanese fans asked God when their countries would win the World Cup, and God replied that it would be 50 years and 100 years respectively, and the Korean and Japanese fans cried and said: I can't see it in my life, and finally when the Chinese fans asked, God cried and said: I can't see it in my life.
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Probably a young Chinese person, a middle-aged Japanese person, and an elderly Korean person came to God and asked when his national team would win the World Cup. The elderly South Korean asked: God, when will our Korean team win the World Cup?
God said, "I am afraid you will not see it in this life." The Koreans listened and left crying in disappointment.
It was the turn of the middle-aged Japanese people, and the Japanese asked: God, when will our Japanese team win the World Cup? God said:
I'm afraid you won't see it in this life. The Japanese also cried and left in disappointment. At this time, the Chinese youth came to God and asked:
God, when will our Chinese team win the World Cup? God was silent for a while, and cried: I am afraid that I will not see it in my life.
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One day, a Korean, a Japanese and a Chinese went to see God. Koreans ask God, "When will we win the World Cup in South Korea?"
God: "50 years." Koreans cried :
I won't see it in my life. The Japanese then asked God, "When will we win the World Cup?"
God replied, "Maybe 100 years." The Japanese cried :
God cried, "I can't see it." ”
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There were 3 people who went to see God, one Korean, one Japanese, and one Chinese.
When they see God, Koreans ask: When will we win the World Cup championship in South Korea?
God said, "In 50 years' time, the Korean man cried and said, "I won't see it in my life."
Then the Japanese man asked: When will Japan win the World Cup?
God said, "In 100 years, the Japanese man cried and said, I won't see it in my next life."
Finally, our Chinese asked: When can we China win the World Cup?
God wept and said, "I don't see it."
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This is determined by God's attributes. For God is without blemish and is perfectly holy. But man is full of blemish, and is filthy. So, God is always right.
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Because he is God. The Maker of heaven and earth. It is because God is always right that man is above all things and below God. Thanksgiving should be given.
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Because God is holy. If you can understand the meaning of holiness, then you will find the answer to your question!
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God created you! If not, how can you be created? Huh,
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Because we eat by God.
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Because you think God is right.
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If it helps you, when the brother looks at Qiaoxian!
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In modern enterprises, managing employees well is the key issue of enterprise development. You can't simply think of employees as God or your subordinates. The enterprise is a big family, in which everyone is equal, only the position is different.
Let your employees stop thinking of working for the sake of working, there is no one here who is God.
Customers can bring you profits, and a perfect service system is the basis for you to be recognized by customers. However, I don't think that the customer can be regarded as God, your perfect service brings him convenience and satisfaction, just a mutually beneficial relationship, a relationship between friends and friends. Compare the relationship between the heart and the heart.
There is no God here either.
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Neither. However, in this world, rich is the master. No one in this world is qualified to be compared to God.
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