Essay Funny Urgent !!!!!!!

My dad giggles all day long, and he's a "pistachio" at home. If my mother and I are unhappy, as soon as my father comes forward, the big thing will turn into a small thing, and the small thing will turn into a small thing, and the "cloudy day" will become a "sunny day".

Once, I failed in math and was punished by my mother, and I cried sadly. It just so happened that my father came back from work and saw me crying, so he said, "Oh, it's a sunny day outside today, why is it raining in the house, is the house leaking, I have to go upstairs to see." ”

Listening to my father's words, I burst into tears and laughed. Dad said, "I haven't gone up to see it yet, why is the rain gone, and it's stopping so fast." I laughed out loud and left my sadness behind.

My father often helped me turn "sadness" into happiness in this way, and also helped my mother turn unhappiness into happiness.

One day, my mother came back from work and was furious. When Dad saw it, he smiled and said, "Why are you angry today?"

Mom said angrily: "You say that you are not angry, today, I obviously brought 500 yuan with me, but now I only have 200 yuan, I don't know where the 300 yuan went?" Dad was not shocked when he heard this, and said humorously:

Money doesn't fly, maybe it's stuck in your bag for a long time, it feels bored, it slips out of your bag, goes out for a walk, maybe it will come back later. You're happy! When my mother heard this, she was half angry, and said, "Then wait for it to finish walking and come back!"

So saying, he went to the kitchen to cook. I, as for it, sat in a chair and laughed.

My dad was funny no matter what he said. Once, when one of his friends was eating vegetables, his mouth was stained with some oil, and his father smiled and said, "Lao Wang, you are really 'flamboyant'!" "Hah......The meal was finished laughing.

Dad is such a "laughing star", no matter how unhappy you are, as long as his "Chrysostom" opens, it will make you laugh.

What's the situation, with the funny *** as the title?

Many times we will always worry about the entanglement in front of us, the interests of the people, until a few days, and then worry about the gains and losses at that time, embarrassment, people have no foresight must have near worries is really a bad human weakness, we often expect to get the best results or state in a very short time, perhaps born as the most intelligent creatures--- human beings must achieve their own weaknesses in nature, the most intolerable is that often sometimes we obviously do not have that wisdom, but just pretend to be a smart person. When people use deception and even villain means to gain benefits, the impetuous society even says that this is a kind of wisdom, a means, and people with this mode of thinking are called "talented people", and this kind of human nature is brought to the extreme in such a society.

I'm full of hesitation, and so are we.

Anyone expects to be superior to others and wants to achieve a career, but if the career is not successful, they will be resentful of objective facts, such as the goddess of opportunity is not favored, the background is not thick enough, maybe we have enough theoretical knowledge, but the more theoretical knowledge, the more opportunities to forgive ourselves, too many reasons are interpreted more concretely, maybe to be a person who knows little, but acts a scripture is also a kind of luck, at least will not fail with philosophy, sociology and other means to prevaricate.

So we have to learn to cooperate.

Cooperation is an art, three people can sing a play, three legs can stand, only cooperation can win-win.

Think about it, three people from different worlds come together and set up a stage, whether it is tacit cooperation or communication, as long as there is a theme, a clear goal, and the direction can be the same, for artistic cooperation.

The ultimate purpose of cooperation is to make money, and in the business community, the value of money will reflect the value of cooperation. In this society, fast fish eat slow fish, not slow fish eat fast fish. Sometimes the first move may open the hole.

In this world, first-class talents can make third-rate projects second-rate or better, but third-rate talents will not be as good as third-rate projects. Therefore, gather the strengths of all families, give full play to their strengths, abandon the bad palladium of all families, and avoid detours.

The next part of the successful people in China's education system can have many well-qualified opinions, often accompanied by the habit of seeing the high and the low, they focus on the recent attention and self-worth, but they do not know the pitfalls and moisture that may exist behind the attention, and that moisture will eventually be brought to society, and they will find it in the masses, but it is often too late.