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1. Give you 1 minute to disappear from in front of me, and don't force me to show the side of both civil and military!
2. Do you think that you are proud of your small breasts and the fabric of the country?
3. On a whim, I set up your ** to be the desktop of the computer, and I actually got a computer virus!
4. Is guilty? Don't worry, even if you are guilty, I will not sin against you, I will only be sick to my stomach.
5. How can they call you a pig? That's ridiculous! You can't just call someone what you look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.
6. What brand and size of plastic bag are you, how can you hold it so much?
7. I thought you were a flower on the side of the cliff, but later I learned that you were just a grain of slag in the sea of people.
8. It's not that poverty inhibits my imagination, it's that your temperament is not worthy!
9. Just like you look like a salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me, people salted fish will be pickled for half a year and die early, can you turn over, you turn it over to me, you turn it over and you turn it over.
10. If I hadn't met you, I would never have understood the true meaning of pretending to be 13 for the rest of my life.
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As follows:
1. You are a fart in front of my eyes, just a breath of air.
2. People who are hypocritical, don't tell me I'm sorry, it's the best apology for you to get out! I'm going to save you face, and I hope you have a brain.
3. I'm really sorry, I really don't believe in punctuation marks when you say it.
4. You scold me because you don't know me yet, and people who know me will beat me.
5. If your IQ is too low, it will be contagious, so I don't want to stand too close to you.
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It's a fart in front of my eyes, it's a breath of air.
You scold the big guys.
I'm afraid that he will ignore you, and if he scolds you, you will scold. If you scold him as a lesson if he overcomes you in the bad way, and even if he scolds him back, the average person will not pay attention to him. If you scold an innocuous person, the more you scold him, the more proud he becomes, and he can often scold a nobody for being famous, do you think it is wronged or not?
The reporter had a headache and wanted to vomit after being beaten:
Now, Zhou Guangfu, the cameraman of the column, was diagnosed with "slight brain **". On August 2, the "Daily Entertainment Broadcast" disclosed the cause and effect of the incident for the first time, and the reporter showed the inspection application form of the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy General Hospital. He wore a bandage on his left hand and claimed that he "still has a headache and ringing in my ears."
Vomits often and does not dare to speak loudly. At the press conference, he was leaning against the wall and wanted to vomit.
According to Zhou Guangfu's recollection, on the day of the incident, he and the column director went to Guo Degang.
knocked on the door to conduct an interview, and when the choreographer said that he wanted to ask Mr. Guo for verification of the circle of green space, he was wearing a purple T-shirt.
of a man (Li Hebiao.
said loudly: "You always take things out of context", and then punched Zhou Guangfu. The man beat Zhou Guangfu three times, each time with more than a dozen punches.
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1.People are iron, rice is steel, and they don't pretend to be panicked for a day. 2.
Your IQ is as thin as oxygen in the Himalayas. 3.People are not smart, and they have to learn that others are bald.
4.Once you've made sure you're not human, you're not human. 5.
Haven't you washed your face, you have a lot of confidence on your face. 6.If you are sick, don't look for me, I'm not a beast.7
You look pretty if you're not ugly. 8.Are you underweight because you are shameless?9
What kind of watch is my sister carrying?,It's so good-looking! 10.I really envy the ** on your face that is so well maintained.
11.You have long legs, you have long legs, and a lollipop on a toothpick. 12.
I'm going to you lewd fertilized egg. 13.Is Peppa Pig going to the toilet in your head?
14.You scold me, I suffer, you are a little turtle. 15.
Save your little intelligence for counting the moon at night. 16."Your mouth was born to fart.
17."You waste air alive and waste land when you die.
18."There are so many pimples on your face that the tractor will overturn when you drive it. "19.
Don't say that you don't drive well, you look like you're violating the rules. "20."How did the state not take your face to study body armor.
21.Say you're 2b, I don't feel too sorry for the pencil.
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Scolding the elders without swearing words:
1. You have lacked calcium since you were a child, you have lacked love when you grow up, your grandmother doesn't hurt, and your uncle doesn't love you. The left side of the face is under-pumped, and the right side of the face is under-kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it.
2. I know that I am ugly, but I dare to go out for a walk, you are not ashamed, your parents are also ashamed of you, your parents are not ashamed, and I will be ashamed of your parents.
3. You are disloyal, unfilial, unkind, rude, and immature, short-lived, and heartless, you really deserve to die, scold, beat, kill, owe damage, owe and owe education.
4, singing on the Wangxiang platform, you don't know the ghost of death, you turtle melon baby, you two young people, you are the draft before God created man, your dandruff is as beautiful as snowflakes, I will shoot you in the face.
5. Take a photo and dig your mouth, puff out your cheeks, or make a fist next to your face, who are you going to hit, or you have a cerebral thrombosis, and you are half unsuccessful.
6. I heard that you don't eat steamed buns and love to eat, don't eat green onions and love garlic, stumble and talk, and exchange old shoes and old clothes for eggs in your spare time.
7, I don't know how many catties and taels weigh, yes, there is a pharmacy around the corner, there is a name in it, remember, don't break it for Jianqin's house.
8. There is no greater sin than unfilial piety, and the five punishments are three thousand, and the sin is greater than unfilial piety. Those who want the monarch are supreme, those who are not saints cannot, and those who are not filial piety have no relatives. This is the way of chaos.
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