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1. Have the ability to vomit on your phone! - The screen is ......Brother is not that kind of person who doesn't accompany you!
2. Fines for open defecation.
3. You try another one.
4. Wow, your breath is so delicious.
5, good boy, my mouth is on, I want to go back hahaha.
6. Just kidding, don't be angry.
7, who is so motherly and spitting.
8. I want to really taste your saliva, haha!
9. Two haha for you.
10. Please take your bah back, I don't want to see this word.
11. Bah, your dad. (Raise your own seniority and educate him on behalf of the other party's father.) )
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1. Did you know that one day you will eventually become the person you hate. God replied: Thank you Jiyan, I hate rich people.
Second, you look at other people's boyfriends! Eat all of your girlfriend's leftovers. God replied: Then you should give me some leftovers!
3. Why do marriage proposals get down on one knee? God replied: Kneeling on the ground is going to the grave.
Fourth, I can't get a girlfriend, is it because I'm too demanding? God replied: Don't be stupid, it's someone else who is too demanding.
Fifth, with my appearance, if it were in ancient times, I would be able to hold up the entire Qinglou! God replied: Do you mean you look like a pillar?
Sixth, why do you say that since ancient times, there has been a thin life? God replied: Because no one cares how long the ugly man lives.
7. When I lose weight, I will come to you, and God will reply: If you don't want to see it, just say it.
8. Why do some people feel that they have become more handsome and more beautiful after taking a bath and washing their hair? God replied: The brain is flooded.
9. We used to be so close, but in the end, I was told about his death. God replied: Do you want him to tell you personally?
10. What kind of man do you like? I like men who shine when they laugh. - Do you mean Nyorai?
Ten. 2. Why is it that the people in the north are more direct and tough? God replied: It's cold, how can I have time to grind with you.
Ten. 3. How do you go shopping alone? God replied: I'm afraid I'll scare you when half of you go shopping.
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Summary. If he doesn't reply, you can be patient, because she also wants to reply to your language.
Hello, you can reply like this:
It's nothing, I just miss you, I want to see if you think about it.
That's how you can reply.
You can show your attitude towards missing her.
Also a joking tone.
Can be paired with a meme.
That's it. What if he doesn't get back to me.
If he doesn't reply, you can be patient, because she also wants to reply to your language.
If he doesn't reply to me, I don't care.
It's not about ignoring it, it's about giving the other person time to react.
If you are interested in communication skills, you can buy our **, there are teachers who will explain this knowledge and good skills for you.
The point is that your ** is a bit expensive.
I'm sorry, this is the lowest we have reached with the platform**, it was 50 yuan for 6 hours without limit, and then the platform said it was too cheap.
There is no way, please understand [Eat whales].
If he doesn't reply to me, he proves that he doesn't love me.
I can't just leave it alone.
Because I just met each other.
Yes. You can wait for him to get back to you.
Feelings, you have to communicate with each other.
Take a look at your response time and then make a judgment.
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You can reply directly and humorously and say what are you talking about, since you don't agree, don't talk to me, just walk away and pretend to be Chunwang. When others snort, it means that they show a very disgusting mood for you, at this time you should take the initiative to review yourself, only let others gain respect for you, and you can get along politely in your later life.
Reply that you don't have mouth ulcers, or your mouth is rotten, you will spit now, and you must close your mouth in the future, otherwise others will have a boring attitude towards you, and it will only make you lose the relationship between friends.
You should say: don't spit indiscriminately, there are bacteria in the sputum, polluting the environment, if you want to vomit, spit on yourself, it is more environmentally friendly, and it is considered to accumulate a little yin virtue.
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Summary. Girl: I'm laughing to death.
Boy: That's an exaggeration.
How to reply to humor when laughing to death.
Girl: Laugh at me, Boy: That's an exaggeration.
Wait a minute. Girl: Laugh at me, boy: You must be very sweet when you laugh. Girl: How do you know. Boy: I know you, in your last life, it was through this kind of laughter that you deceived me into hee.
Is this okay?
1. Look at your facial features, each with its own strengths, and no one obeys anyone. Second, the good-looking collarbones are the same, and the interesting belly bounces around.
It's crawling on top of the turtle.
What do you mean hahaha.
This reply will not work.
Ok Ok. I like to drink nai how to reply to humor.
Drinking grandma's second hand snoring, sucking, sucking, and making a little rot.
<> posted his own ** how to be humorous.
Do you send it or do you send it to the other party?
Counterpart. You can buy ** reply Wait, you can't reply to me, dear.
Looking for answers.
Goodbye, how to reply to humor when the earth is on the green land.
Can you talk about it in more detail?
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Huh, hey! Use nunchucks!
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Little piggy, you're in the wrong place, this isn't a pig farm, go back to the pig farm
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Speak well, don't learn from pigs"Hmph"
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Reply, ha, and then the two of you can cos the Jade Rabbit Essence [You're enough.]
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Prep singing: I have a little cute disciple and I feel so comfortable.
One day, on a whim, I took her to mingle with her face.
I walked around while holding Moe with my bare hands.
Successfully caught a pig.
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Hey, are you having a stuffy nose.
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Quickly use nunchucks hum ha black oil (
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Summary. Xiu Manchu Chat Congratulations You can directly say that it's good to go home for a holiday and rest on National Day, and I won't send you a smooth journey.
Can you do it to the end, how long will it take for you?
Xiu Manchu Chat Congratulations You can directly say that it's good to go home for a holiday and rest on National Day, and I won't send you a smooth journey.
Don't have to eat that meal anymore (cabin rice) You can show off your cooking skills at home, and you can eat whatever you want. This will help me change the sentence.
You don't have to eat that cabin meal, you can show off your cooking skills at home, and you can eat whatever you want.
I'm thinking. Let's just say I hope the epidemic will end as soon as possible, and then have a good time.
After all, it must be boring after being isolated for so long, and at this time, I asked her out to play.
It's been a hard few days. Go back and have a good rest, take care of your stomach, and your thin arms will come back to fat. This is a word for me to help me group. Then the teacher also helped me add a little bit. I think what Zen Lu expressed is probably the meaning of this shed.
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It's so delicious, take me to eat it next time, you can also say that we can go out for a walk together now, which helps digestion, aren't you afraid of gaining weight? In this way, you won't gain weight, eating well and exercising more is good for your body This reflects your concern for your girlfriends and girls, and you can get along with the two of you for a while.
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