Quit drinking, send 60 sentences to the circle of friends, humorous and funny

1. My wife confessed, less wine and more food. If you can't reach the food, you stand up. Don't drink if you win, and play tricks when you lose. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

2. Wine is a poem for Li Bai. For me, there is no harm but no benefit. Now I am determined to quit it, if the princes see mercy, they can help the rest to get out of the sea of suffering. Take this as a lesson and set an example for the same kind!

3. A glass of wine, a lifetime of sorrow.

4. I am a person in wine, and I have been in the spring of the world. A glass of wine on the hero, damaged and closed.

5. Quit drinking, Wangjun said a word, and it was difficult to chase the horse!

6. Wine is intestinal venom, and if you drink too much, you will die of poison.

7. Don't waste water near the river, and don't waste firewood near the mountain.

8. Looking at the calendar, I haven't drunk for a week, and I have made up my mind to quit drinking after the previous two hangovers, I don't want to be drunk and can't dream of death, and Baishui is the most affectionate.

1.The person who drinks with you is not necessarily a friend, but the one who sends you home when you are drunk is a true friend.

2.Tattoos, smoking, drinking, swearing, women, you don't need to understand.

3.In the middle of the night, he drank with his brother and got drunk and called my name.

4.Do you believe that there are ghosts in the world? drunkards who drink alcohol; Lustful perverts; gamblers; A hungry ghost who takes money as his name.

5.Thinking of you looks like you're drinking too much, don't laugh at me.

6.Sister, I will fight with you, drink with you, go shopping with you, and cry with you.

7.I can accompany you to drink until you get drunk, sing K with you until hi, cry with you until your heart breaks, because you are the person I deserve to pay.

8.I wonder if I'm going to have cancer, inflammation to cancer, drinking alcohol hurting my liver, smoking hurting my lungs.

9.After you left, I became more and more decadent, smoking, drinking, fighting, and you never looked back at me, not even a sympathetic look.

10.People are like this, knowing that turning off the lights and playing with mobile phones hurts their eyes, they are still used to playing in the dark, and they know that drinking is very harmful to their bodies and they still can't quit.

Drunk sigh Hu Bingyan.

Drunk dreams and deaths day by day, regardless of the difficulties of his wife and children.

wasted time and lost her mind, and her mother-in-law sighed and cried.

If you are a good friend, you will drink alcohol.

There is no food when you drink alcohol, it is not slow, dumplings are wine, and the more you drink, the more you have.

1. A person drinks, a person paces, and a person faces the cruelty of the world.

2. After losing you, I will always drink alone. Once drunk, you will rest.

3. Leaning on the dangerous building and the wind is fine. Looking forward to the extreme spring sorrow, gloomy sky. In the grass-colored smoke and afterglow, there is no word who will rely on the column.

4. Drinking is drinking, I'm very simple, don't let me think too much.

5. Pretend to be indifferent, and make yourself look like you're numb with the paralysis of alcohol.

6. Forever knot ruthless travel, phase Miao Yunhan. The old man Weng Cen Shen of the Huamen Restaurant is still selling wine in his seventies, and there are thousands of pots and hundreds of urns at the door.

7. I drank because I wanted to drown in loneliness, who knew that it actually learned to swim! Swim the dive you learned!

8. Use cold wine to anesthetize your heart and make it freeze.

9. A person smoking, drinking, climbing mountains, crossing rivers, singing and dancing, walking all over the ground, a person is sad, joyful, self-indulgent, friendly, hideous, and difficult to look back.

10. You don't let me drink, I'm afraid I'll be uncomfortable. You let me drink because you wanted to take care of me.

Circle of friends sentences suitable for drinking, and go through the circle of friends after drinking next time!!

1. If the snowflakes don't fall, I won't float, and if Qingdao doesn't fall, I won't fall.

2. You pay for it, I pay for it, and we drink it together and become mentally ill.

3. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together like a dog after drinking.

4. You have a cup, I have a cup, and after drinking, we will dance together and feed you.

5. Don't drink alcohol again in the future If you see me drinking, just don't say it.

6. What can't be done with a glass of wine? If there is, then two glasses.

7. If you don't drink, you won't have friends When you drink, you put down a bunch of friends Life is really contradictory.

8. I heard that porridge in the early morning can fill the stomach, but wine in the middle of the night can fill the heart 9.

10. I never like the taste of wine, but I always drink until I am unconscious!

11. No matter how difficult life is, how much wine is choked, and eight out of ten wine is unsatisfactory.

12. I originally wanted to quit drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.

13. Drunkenness is the minimum respect for drinking!

14. A cup of respect for tomorrow, a cup of respect for the past.

15. Many years of acacia can only be said by adding two taels of liquor.

16. It's so good to drink, I feel like a fish and want to spit bubbles at you.

17. It is said that drinking is drunk until eight points are drunk, and lovers love to eight points of love, but who is not drunk until they vomit.

18. Toast the east wind and be calm.

1. I salute the past with a glass of wine, and the story is not strong with you.

2. I want to get drunk with you and tell all the stories that love you.

3. Don't ask me if the amount of alcohol is good, pour three glasses in front of my lover.

4. If you can't wait for the porridge in the morning, then pour it full of late-night wine.

5. I hate the taste of wine, but I love the feeling of being drunk.

6. Wanting to drink with you is fake, and wanting to get drunk in your arms is real.

7. A cup of respect for your carelessness, and a cup of respect for my own affection.

8. Wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

9. Men drink to distinguish friends, and women drink to know hooligans.

10. Drunk people smile and raise their wine glasses, but their eyes are full of tears.

11. I hate alcohol, but I like the person who can make me drink12. Wine can't make me drunk, but you break my heart.

13. People say that stories are more compatible with wine, but they don't know that this is easier to make ** cry.

14. Either don't drink the wine, or get drunk, because the feeling of being half-drunk and unconscious is too sober, which either reminds people of old love or old love.

15. Don't contact anyone when you're drunk, don't make any decisions late at night, try to hold your hypocritical words in your heart, and when it's dawn, you'll be glad you didn't say it at the time.

1.It is a sin not to drink the wine from before the eyes.

2.Do you drink the same kind of death?

3.If you drink alcohol, you have to get drunk, or the master will be ashamed!

4.Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and friends have left in their hearts!

5.Spicy wine is shabu-shabu, beer is used as tea.

6.You take a sip, I take a sip, and after drinking, we cry like dogs.

7.Don't drink it, I don't drink it, where to put the good Chinese wine.

8.Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, and drunk dreams and death are drunk.

9.Why don't you drink, what are you doing in the world?

10.When I was drunk, I didn't accept anyone, so I leaned on the wall.

11.The style of wine is the style, and the bottle is the level.

12.Wine nourishes the gods and water nourishes people, and they don't return to their souls until dawn.

13.There is wine today, and there is drunkenness today, and life should not be too tired.

14.The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom when drinking today;

15.Sky blue, sea blue, cup by cup down.

16.Heartbreak drinking, drinking hurts lungs, and in the end there is no heart and no lungs.

17.It's raining and the ground is dry, and the cup just now can't be counted.

18.When I was drunk, I didn't accept anyone, so I leaned on the wall.

19.The guest must be drunk when he drinks, or the host will be ashamed;

1. If you don't drink a little wine, your life will be happier.

2. Wine is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that scrapes people.

3. A glass of wine, a lifetime of sorrow.

4. A drop of wine from the driver makes the family cry.

5. Drinking your own wine is spending money and selling your life.

6. Drinking other people's wine is someone else's money and your own life.

7. Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not sticking to alcohol.

8. Wine is intestinal venom, and if you drink too much, you will die of poison.

9. Quit alcohol and quit smoking.

10Today there is wine, today the day is drunk, tomorrow the stove is poured out and cold water is drunk.

11. Don't waste water near the river, and don't waste firewood near the mountain.

12. Losing his family and country due to alcohol and sex.

13. Drunken murder and death of the country.

14. A gentleman is cautious and virtuous.

1. If you want to live a long life, quit smoking and drinking first.

2. Save money on tobacco and alcohol, and it is inevitable to ask for help.

3. Drink a pound at a meal, and you will have half a life left.

4. Drink one pound a day, and ten springs less in your life.

5. Drink one or two at a time, and be strong and strong.

6. If you don't drink a little wine, your life will be happier.

7. Wine is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that scrapes people.

8. A glass of wine, a sad life.

9. A drop of wine from the driver makes the family cry.

10. Drinking your own wine is spending money and selling your life.

11. Drinking other people's wine is someone else's money and your own life.

12. Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not dripping alcohol.

13. Wine pierces intestinal venom, and if you drink too much, you will die of poison.

14. Quit alcohol and quit smoking.

15. If you have wine today, you will be drunk today, and you will drink cold water tomorrow.

16. Don't waste water near the river, and don't waste firewood near the mountain.

17. Drinking and lust lost his family and country.

18. Drunk and murderous.

19. A gentleman is cautious and virtuous.

1. My wife confessed, less wine and more food. If you can't reach the food, you stand up. Don't drink if you win, and play tricks when you lose. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

2. Cha potato wine is a poem for Li Bai. For me, there is no harm but no benefit. Now I am determined to quit it, if the princes see mercy, they can help the rest to get out of the sea of suffering. This finch did not fight as a lesson, and it was grinding to set an example for the same kind.

3. A glass of wine, a lifetime of sorrow.