Brother drinking, funny and humorous short sentence collection 59 pieces

Drinking funny statements1. Only drunk and ambitious, dare to ask his wife to scold for three days!

2. The biggest pain - you can't get drunk, you can't be drunk, you can only pay the bill.

3. One, two, two, two gargle, three, two, four or two are not considered wine, five, two, six, two and two support the wall, and seven, two, eight or two are still roaring.

4. To let the guests drink well, they must drink it first.

5. If the snowflakes don't fall, I won't float, and if Qingdao doesn't fall, I won't fall.

6. If you drink, you have to get drunk, or the owner will be ashamed.

7. Leading cadres.

No drinking, not a single friend.

8. The east wind is blowing, the war drums are beating, who is afraid of who is drinking today.

9. Ask how much sorrow you can have, just like a pot of two pots.

10. Sky blue, sea blue, cup by cup down.

Sentences about drinking that are humorous and reasonable:1. There are fewer cups of wine for a confidant, you can drink as much as you want, and if you can't drink it, run away.

2. I will no longer drink alcohol in this life, if you see me drinking, I will not say it.

3. Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and friends have left them in their hearts.

4. One drink nine taels, focusing on training.

5. If the amount of alcohol is not high, you are afraid of losing your sorrows, so you should restrain yourself and do not drink.

6. I promised to quit drinking, so tonight to celebrate the start of quitting alcohol, drink again. <>7, it's early in the sky, and the cup just now can't be counted.

8. The amount of wine is guts, the wine bottle is the level, the style of wine is the style, and the wine virtue is the character.

9. Wanshui Ganshan is always love, and it is okay to drink one less glass.

10. Those who can drink one or two drink two taels, such friends are bold enough. Those who can drink two taels drink five taels, such friends can be cultivated. will drink half a catty and drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate. will drink a pound and drink a bucket, and will be promoted to vice president.

11. Even more drink, drunk like mud can't go. The impermanence ghost hooked up, and 1.8 million companions made up.

12. From now on, smoke and drink, and keep your mouth shut for a long time.

1. There are no heroes in the wine field, just talking about brothers is enough.

2, Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng, will enter the wine, and the cup will not stop.

3. A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone contains no blind date. Raise a glass to invite Mingyue, and the shadow becomes a trio.

4. Open three or five bottles and pour seven or eight cups.

5, a good life, there is still there, nine brothers have dried wine.

6. Don't say that wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, but wine is the medical medicine of friendship!

7, there are many brothers who are rich and drunk, and they have never seen one person in an emergency.

8. I only hope that when the song is against the wine, the moonlight will shine in the golden bottle.

9. Drink some wine, don't be reckless, I drank eight taels and my limbs were noisy against the wall.

10. It is difficult to buy a thousand gold, and the Spring Festival is only worth a thousand gold.