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vb eat you why don't you eat trademark query shaman.

Confession. I like you so much, and there are many people like me who like you because you're so cute! You're good, really, but I have to choose to give you up because you're too noble for me to dominate you!

You are so noble, only those who have money can get you! You are really too expensive, a little pig actually bought two hundred and five!

How simple it is to be happy, give you the key, open it yourself... If the match is itchy and picked, it will be pulled on fire, sent to the hospital, bandaged, and pulled into a cotton swab!!

This is a language test question for primary school students.

Requirements: Connect the following four sentences with related words:

1, Zhang Haidi's sister is paralyzed;

2. Sister Zhang Haidi studied tenaciously;

3. Sister Zhang Haidi has learned many foreign languages;

4. Sister Zhang Haidi learned acupuncture.

Note: The correct answer should be: Although Sister Zhang Haidi was paralyzed, she studied tenaciously and not only learned many foreign languages, but also learned acupuncture. ）

As a result, a child wrote:

Although Zhang Haidi's sister tenaciously learned acupuncture and many foreign languages, she was still paralyzed.

Later, it was found that the more fierce child wrote:

Sister Zhang Haidi not only learned foreign languages, but also acupuncture, she studied so tenaciously that she was finally paralyzed.

The reason why Zhang Haidi's sister is paralyzed is because of her tenacious study, not only did she learn many foreign languages, but she even learned acupuncture.

Sister Zhang Haidi is such a tenacious learner, not only learned many foreign languages and acupuncture, but also learned to be paralyzed.

Sister Zhang Haidi has learned many foreign languages, learned acupuncture, and is paralyzed in tenacious learning.

Sister Zhang Haidi learned many foreign languages and acupuncture through tenacious study, but she paralyzed herself according to a foreign version of the acupuncture book.

The director of the Academic Affairs Office came to Class A and said, "I want two to move flowers (class flowers)", so the whole class boiled and began to vote for the most beautiful girl in the class, that is, the class flower. The two girls walked out of the classroom and came to the academic office under the jealousy of the other girls. The director said in a dashing manner

Let's go, follow me to the school gate to move flowers. Dizzy

The two brothers served the meal and asked their father together, "Dad, what kind of food do you eat?" Father pointed to the salted fish hanging on the dining table.

Say, "Look at the salted fish and eat a bite of rice!" After watching it for a while, the younger brother suddenly shouted: "Dad."

My brother took one more look. The father comforted him and said, "Is it so?" Salty him".

Happiness is all around you, and you can discover it yourself, a person with a sense of humor, who can make people laugh in any situation!!

There are very few jokes on the Internet that are particularly funny now, and you can go to the meager to see the meager of the people who specialize in making jokes, and there are a lot of interesting ones.

It's hard not to laugh at a note that makes people laugh and cry.

To the general manager of non-standard Mandarin:

If you want me to retire early, just tell the truth! Don't always be in the company conference room and call me a pig (senior).

It's sure to be my mother's old taro.

To the disgusting brother:

Small nostrils sister stay.

To the heartbroken boss:

The company will fall, I guess it has something to do with the name, right?

Employees of Huidao **** stayed.

Give big eyes: Please don't say to me in a very envious tone every time: "It's good to have small eyes, and you won't be noticed by the teacher when you doze off in class!" All right? ”

I don't know whether to be sad or to be glad for a small eye.

Article taken from The Drifter.

A pair of sisters sleep, and the younger brother prepares to sleep with the older sister. My sister said, "Mom said that I can't let boys see my pajamas, you wait a minute". ...Okay, I've taken off my pajamas and you can come in"! Brother: "....

Generally, it takes 30 minutes to post during the day, and it takes 2 days to post at night.

A young man said to his girlfriend, "Is the lipstick you put on your mouth called "Silver Lightning"? His girlfriend was very happy that he was paying attention to the brand of lipstick she was using, and said

That's right! But how do you know? The young man said:

Oh, I've been struck by lightning like this before! ”

There is a brother who is usually very heroic, but he is very shy about the girl he likes. Finally, under the pressure of our brothers, I confessed to the girl. He hesitated for a long time, and the girls were impatient and asked:

What the hell is going on with you? Then this brother didn't know which tendon was broken, and finally said: Please take care of it!

A flock of ducks chatting, do you know what that is? o( ohaha nonsense.

How to create a tense atmosphere with the same three lamps and a stool? Lamp lamp bench

The deaf man heard the dumb man say that the blind man had seen a ghost.

Lending institutions. One of the questions in the entrance exam for financial schools is: Please write about three types of institutions that can provide loans. One of the children's shoes replied, "Banks, credit unions, parents!" ”

If you have something upset, say it and make everyone happy.