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1.Find 3 random things, such as 3 cups, when you knock on the first one, let your friend say "forget", knock on the second one to say "love", and the third one to say "water", which is called to test your friend's reaction speed, after a few times, keep knocking on the first one, if your friend follows and says "forget, forget, forget, forget, wang, wang, wang, wang,......Hehe, the effect is out.
2.A: Let me tell you a story, once upon a time, there was a fool who said "no" when people asked him anything, such as "have you eaten"?
He said "no", what's your name? He said "no". Alas, by the way, have you heard this story?
B: No. ......##
3.By the way: you can say to your mm that I want to test your English responsiveness, stretch out your left hand, say to her I point thumb is A, index finger is C, middle finger is M, ring finger is S, little finger is X, and then say, to increase the difficulty, I will interfere with you in Chinese.
Then, you say fish with your middle finger, she will say m, you point to your ring finger and say donkey, she will say s, then you will say pig with your thumb, she will say a, and then keep nodding her thumb and say pig, she will keep saying: a, a, a, a, a, a, if mm is smart, you can try other fingers more and then say thumb.
4.The English spelling for pig is pug, right? -No, it's pig -- no, how do I remember it's you (you) -- you're mistaken, it's i -- pig is you -- pig is i
5.Big Change Specifics: You can play this game with your best friend by name:
Great change of life. Tell your friend to take a horse step first, the posture should be correct, hold a blank piece of paper in his mouth, note that this is the posture before the exercise, and then you have to change him from this room to another room, everything is ready, you can be very helpless to say such a sentence: "Great change of life!"
I won't, but that's how it is in living people. ”
6.First on the pen on the picture "wind oil essence", not too much. And then go to a person:
Please help me write an x-word, I forgot how to write it. After he finished writing with this pen, a few fingers of his right hand naturally had wind oil essence. Then pretend to be concerned and say:
Yes! There's a big piece of in your right eye. Naturally, he rubbed his right eye with his right hand, and then.
7.Ask the other person what he would do if he were asked to make a sentence with "I, him, her, love", and say that he was wrong no matter how he made it, (he wouldn't be better!) Tell him afterward
The correct answer is "He Loves Her", and the other party will definitely ask, "What about me?" At this time, you can tell him generously (with a bit of bt tone):
It's your business! ”
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You pull urine in an empty bottle of iced tea and ask him to drink it without him knowing. If you're a woman, you can't do it at this point, it's easy to be a man!
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Tell him the good news and let him rejoice.
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When we were in high school. Some of the teachers are very bad for the students. A group of students have been oppressed for a long time
I discussed the whole teacher. On this day, .The teacher lectures in class.
A boy sitting in the back row looked pained. Holding your stomach with your hands. Gently.
The teacher didn't pay attention. Keep preaching. Halfway through.
The teacher just turned around. Write notes facing the blackboard. The boy suddenly:
Wow. "The boy at the same table poured a bottle of eight-treasure porridge on the boy's desk at a very fast speed. When the teacher turned around, he saw that the table was full of yellow and white objects.
Here another boy pulls out a scoop. Scoop the dripping things on the table one by one. Talking while eating:
Hey. This guy eats peanuts at noon. "The teacher saw this.
Wow. Wow. "Then he vomited wildly.
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If someone else is playing tricks on you, you just let him go this time, ignore him, and when he is air, and he still plays tricks on you, give him a little lesson, and see if he dares to tease you next time.
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The method of rectifying the person:
One: Tricky text messages.
1. The use of mobile phone text messages to trick people is now a very common phenomenon. In fact, not only on April Fool's Day, but even in normal times, friends may send each other some harmless and indecent tricky text messages that make people smile.
2. Classic example: 'Tell you a story, there was a fool in the past, he was very stupid, and when others asked him any question, he would only shake his head or 'no', have you heard this story?
Two: **Whole person.
1. Rectifying people is also one of the common means of fools. You can use Liang Chong to take the ** in various identities and deceive the other party; You can also pretend to make a mistake** and keep teasing each other to get angry.
2. Classic example: call the other party ** and say I'm looking for xx (just say a name). When the other party says that he made a mistake, hang up.
Then repeat the operation several times until the other person gets angry. Then you hit ** again and say: 'Hello, I'm xx, did someone look for me just now?'
Knowledge extension: When it comes to the whole person, we have to talk about April Fool's Day:
1. April Fool's Day (April Fool's day or all fools'Day is a popular folk festival that began in the West in the 19th century.
2. On this day, people deceive and play tricks on each other in various ways, often at the end of the joke to expose and declare the object of the trick to be a "fool".
3. The nature of jokes rarely contains substantial malice, but individual jokes cause panic because they are too big, produce large-scale repercussions and derive into (media) rumors and urban legends, so jokes such as disasters are generally avoided for people.
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Bedrooms: Notice: This afternoon health check.
Block the toilet of the dormitory building with broken tables and chairs, and post a strip next to it for a book"Toilets are overhauled and suspended"。Secretly turn on the TV after the lights go out at night. Clip a note in the book, which your roommates must read every day, and write:
The one who loves you the most will be waiting for you tonight near the small pavilion in the garden"Classroom: A note is posted at the door of the self-study building: This building is inspected, please do not study on your own, if there is any inconvenience, please forgive me.
Due to the maintenance of the wiring in this building, the lights are turned off after night. Notice on the blackboard in the classroom: The teacher is unable to give a lecture due to illness, so he sends Li to ask the students to study freely.
Tell yourself: I'm going to have class today. So, as usual, I woke up early, carried my school bag, and went to class.
April Fool's Day Whole Person Method Campus Edition Canteen: Beat a pound of rice in one or two to challenge the patience of the master. Twenty bowls of free soup are placed on twenty positions.
Call ** to a friend (it's best to find someone to call), panicked and said that he was a newspaper reporter, was going to interview him (her), and wanted to take pictures, and made an appointment to meet in xx Others: Write an anonymous love letter to the female classmates in the class. Swap labels on men's and women's restrooms Find a match and stuff it into a keyhole.
Buy a chain lock and lock anything you want to lock. Campus Whole Person Cafeteria Edition When eating, put all the seats around you into books. Looking at the back of his classmates, he said:
Just walked over a beautiful one. Beat a pound of rice in one or two to challenge the master's patience. Twenty bowls of free soup are placed on twenty positions.
When someone else orders a dish, he orders two of the same dishes. Call ** to a friend (it's best to find someone to call), panicked and said that he was a newspaper reporter, ready to interview him (her), and to take pictures, and make an appointment to meet at the Summer Palace. This move has something in common with the previous move, you can draw inferences from one move, one move to ten moves, ten moves to give a hundred moves, and a hundred moves to ......(haha......(haha......Campus Whole Person Classroom Edition A note is posted at the door of the self-study building:
Notice on the blackboard: Due to the maintenance of the wiring in the building, only the lights will be turned off after night. Notification on the classroom blackboard:
The teacher is unable to give a lecture due to illness, so students are invited to study freely. Notice: This afternoon health check.
Notice: Today's noon: Collect the sheets, please get ready.
Block the toilet of the dormitory building with broken tables and chairs, and post a note next to it, with the words "Toilet maintenance, suspend use". Notice: Lights out tonight.
Clip a note to your roommate's must-read book every day, and write: "The person who loves you the most will be waiting for you near the small pavilion in the garden tonight."
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