Humorous and humane sentences

1. Those who love me will get rich, and those who don't love me will move bricks.

2. I don't have any ambitions in this life, but I just want to make a fortune.

3. After working for five minutes, the mobile phone became jealous and coaxed it for two hours.

4. **It's fake, I'm cuter.

5. On vacation, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only look at it, but also go around.

7. Someone saves your number to call you, but I'm different, I'm not answering it.

8. Life is full of ups and downs, and the big brother is the last laugh.

9. Life should not only be sweet, but also eat meat.

10. Every pound of meat grown in the Year of the Pig is happy meat.

11. The forest is so big that I can't find a single tree that hangs me.

12. Women chase men, compartment yarn. Men chase women, separate cars, separate rooms, and separate mothers.

13. Enjoy the blessings together, and you will grow with meat.

14. My three views are not correct, they are very crooked, and they are all biased towards you.

15. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, and I was so happy that I bubbled when I saw you.

16, you are **, because you are suspected of liking me.

19. People with big faces generally have a super good temper, because it's really hard to turn their faces over.

20. The daily state of foodies: I enjoy it in my mouth, but I want to lose weight in my heart.

21. I have a fairly high return rate, and I basically look back at good-looking people when I see them.

22. You think about it slowly, miss my village, and my store, the chain store I opened.

23. Is your relationship going well? By the way, there wasn't much of anyone along the way.

24. Sleep during the day, make trouble at night, and die when something happens.

25. Time is a knife to kill pigs, and knowledge is a razor.

1."If you talk about the most extravagant thing, I am willing to spend my whole youth waiting for you".

2.I'm afraid that if I let go of this opportunity, I will never come back, and I am afraid that if I lose you, you will never have the same feeling again.

3.The mouth is sweet because the heart is sweet, and the heart is sweet because you are inside.

4.I hope the wind that blows through me can hug you a few times.

5.Happiness is actually ruthless and simple, some people love to do things and look forward to them.

6.There are no sweet words and secret words on the outside, only the only heart that loves you is enough.

7.There is you in my dreams, and it is very sweet; With you in my heart, I am very full; With you by my side, I am very happy.

8.Your smile is the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen in my life, and I want to collect such scenery for the rest of my life.

9.There are not many beautiful things in the world, the wind blowing from the other side of the river in the evening of the beginning of autumn, you are in your twenties, and you want to die.

10.All my vitality is used for you to waste, so give me thin noodles, don't say that youth has regrets.

11.Since Qingxin Danchun can't keep it, then write it into a book.

12.You can't look at my eyes and limbs, I like you to look at me.

13.This is my love, take it, this is my heart, don't break it, this is my hand, hold it.

14."I said I miss you, you come to see me, okay? ”

15.I hope that when I get gray hair, my teeth are gone, and my face is wrinkled, you will still say that you love me as before."

16.I copied the love letters, but it's true that I love you.

17.With you by my side, even if my ears can't hear, my hug will remember your vows.

18.No matter how bad the mood is, as long as I see you, I will smile very frankly and sweetly.

19.It's not that I don't want anyone but you. It's just that I don't want anyone but you.

20.Will I not love you? Don't love you? No. Loving you is like loving life.