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Eggs, the first eggs, the first eggs, the first eggs, the first eggs, the first eggs, the first eggs, the eighth eggs! o( o haha , funny, right?) Funny Sketch Script - Exam Crazy - Cloud (Campus Sketch) Characters:

Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling, Teacher Scene: Content: Xiao Ling is sleeping on the table.

Ao doesn't have that talent, give you a high hole, come back and call my friend, ha, give you a friend, which friend of mine is in Li Nian, who is taking a sketch, that is just now surnamed Zhao Hehe.

Once upon a time, there was a mother duck who gave birth to 8 ducklings. Mother Duck gave the first duckling a name, called 1 egg, the second one called 2 eggs, the third one called 3 eggs, the 4th Yusui was called Qingkubu 4 eggs, the fifth one was called 5 eggs, the 6th one was called 6 eggs, the 7th one was called 7 eggs, and the 8th one was called Wang Ba Egg! o( o haha , funny, right?)

Is it okay to buy a train ticket with someone else's ID card now?

Campus sketch characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!