Desperate for a college campus funny three and a half lines

Campus funny three and a half lines A: Festive gongs and drums are beating, (action: high-fives twice) B: The four of us walked on stage. (Action: Pointing to four people).

C: Say three and a half sentences on stage, (Action: Greet the audience).

Ding: BYE. (Action: Wave your hand, turn around and want to retreat).

A, B, and C all shouted: Don't go, come back! ）

A: Why are we standing here, (Action: Puzzled expression).

B: Four people stand in a line. (Action: Natural Expression).

C: Today's task is very simple, (Action: Easy Expression).

Ding: Celebrate New Year's Day! (Action: Imitate the expression of determination).

The four of them said: Yes, celebrate New Year's Day! ）

Ding: That's ......

A: God gave me a pair of feet

B: Teach me how to stand tall (Movement: Raise your head with your waist crossed).

C: But I've only learned (action: sighing expression).

Ding: —Run away. (Action: Desperately running away).

A: God gave me a straight waist (Movement: Raise your head with your waist crossed).

B: Teach me how to be persevering.

C: But I've only learned (action: sighing expression).

Ding: —Swagger. (Action: )

A: God gave me a pair of hands

B: Teach me how to create, (Action: The way things look) C: But I only learned (Action: Sighing expressions).

Ding: —Begging. (Action: Reach out your hands for something).

A: God gave me a pair of eyes, (Action: Monkey King is thousands of miles away) B: Teach me how to discover, (Action: pretend to hold a magnifying glass) C: But I only learned (Action: sighing expression).

Ding: —Glance. (Movement: Left and right strabismus).

A: God gave me a brain, (action: refers to the head).

B: Teach me how to think, (Movement: Turning my head around my fingers) C: But I only learned (Movement: Sighing expression).

The scenery of the campus is really beautiful, and the children gather together to celebrate June 1st happily. School safety is the number one, and children should keep in mind that various systems and disciplines should be kept in mind. Recess games should be civilized, no sticks should be used to win or lose, stones and sand should not be littered, and civilized.

Go up and down the stairs without crowding, walk on the right to talk about order, don't go crazy and play in the corridor, talk about rules. When buying things, you must recognize that you can't eat three no-food, once you are poisoned, you will be scared to death. It's not okay to drink raw water indiscriminately, and if you drink it, you will have a stomachache, and once you are infected and go to the hospital, you will miss your future.

It doesn't matter if the power goes out at night, wait for the teacher to give instructions, don't act blindly, be cautious. The bed is two meters high from the ground, and it is terrible to sleep at night without making trouble, and falling off without discipline. Line up to go home and keep to the right, don't mess around on the road, running left and right if you don't follow the rules, it will hurt people.

Three no vehicles can not sit, walk home so free and easy, if a moment of greed, car accidents. Go down to the river to bathe the adults, and someone will take care of it before you can rest assured, and you can't go down to the river without permission, and you will die. It is strictly forbidden to burn the fire in the wild, and there are few accidents in discipline, and once the fire burns the mountain, you will be imprisoned.

Electricity is the tiger to stay away, do not play games around, do not know not to charge the expert, to learn. Always keep safety in mind, abide by the law and be civilized, and everyone will work together to enjoy peace.

The city of Shenzhen is really lively, the traffic is constantly running all over the streets, and there are a lot of bloody lessons from traffic accidents.

The traffic laws and regulations are civilized, the pedestrian lanes are clearly divided, and the traffic is smooth and peaceful.