Joke Buy a Phone 10, Joke Buy a Phone .

Hello, I've been looking for it, no! Why don't you call the 114 number and check it out! The Year of the Ox is auspicious.

Go to the encyclopedia of troubles, super funny, and the mobile phone party can also be watched.

Laugh set, in recent days they have launched a mobile version, you use your mobile phone to access it will automatically turn to a mobile-friendly layout, very good-looking.

1. Defeat and defeat: I studied at Communication University, specializing in broadcasting and hosting, and now, I want to change to a cross talk major and give full play to my eloquence expertise! 2. Spider:

I studied at the Internet University, specializing in the design and construction of the network, and now I have changed to the environment and network, and when I return from my studies, I no longer have to worry about my network being damaged by hackers. 3. Mouse: I studied in the College of Engineering, specializing in the construction and protection of tunnels.

It was too hard to drill holes, and the pollution was serious, so I had to change it to the deployment and management of the granary. In the future, you don't have to be sneaky and worry about your food and clothing. 4. Bailing:

I studied at ** college, specializing in original singing. I want to change to a dance major, and when the time comes, I will be on the Avenue of Stars, singing and dancing, which will definitely be much brighter than Zhu Zhiwen, who can only sing and can't dance, and I can win a weekly championship without winning the monthly championship! 5. Cow:

I am an agricultural university, specializing in the cultivation of farmland.

Zhang San: "Li Si, I heard that you went on a trip on National Day!" "Li Si:

Hey, don't mention it, Yunnan 7 days tour! Zhang San: "It's good!"

Li Si: "I'm so stupid, I don't know if the highway is blocked by respectful cars, the road has been blocked for three days, okay, I think I don't have time to play, come back, but as a result, I came back and was blocked for three days!" "Wang Er Mazi:

You see, you didn't plan in advance, we didn't take the highway, and there was no traffic jam along the way! Zhang San said: "Then you must have played well!"

Wang Er Mazi cried and said with a sad face: "We went to Hainan, first took a car to Guangdong, and then took a steamer, who knew that there was no boat, the seven-day tour really became a seven-day tour, I was stunned to swim to Hainan!" "Liu Er's bald:

We are a day trip to the Pacific Ocean, and the lead pants are full of plane transfers! The three of them said in unison: "Don't worry about traffic jams, you must have a good time." ”.

1And the father took his son to the grave, and there was a hole in the grave and it was full of grass. Son: Dad, didn't you say last year that if you burned a sickle for your grandfather, he would hoe the grass himself, why is there so much grass?

Dad smiled bitterly: It may be that the grass grows fast, and your grandfather is too busy, so I burned a lawn hoe for your grandfather this year. 2. My husband is inadequate.

Husband: Wife, can you pay less for public food? Wife:

Wait for me to see first, are you at the bottom of the granary or do you want to donate it to others? 3. My husband was busy for half a month, and he forgot about his wife. My wife wants it, but it's hard to say it clearly, and I feel very uncomfortable.

The wife circled around her husband, and she stopped talking. My husband asked: What's wrong with you?

Wife Chun replied with a smile: It's nothing. My husband asked again

Nothing is always dangling here, not tired.

1 student: "I graduated from college and walked out of the school gate with a handful of certificates, including graduation certificates, degree certificates, English level certificates, and computer level certificates. "Senior sister:

Sister is better than you, and there are marriage certificates and baby birth certificates! 2A: "My dream is to work in the ** department."

C: "Has the dream come true?" "Quietly dividing file A:

realized, I became a glorious sanitation worker and received the money. "3. The theme of the class meeting is the prevention of drowning. Old class:

Don't be careless because you can swim, and think that water is nothing great. In fact, those who drown are often swimmers, except for me and Xiaoyu, who ......”

King Kong loves to write, and he created a slippery micro-script, which has a high click-through rate after being made into a micro-movie, and that day he saw a few people in the waiting room who were leaking his own work, so he stepped forward and asked: Let Duan "How is this movie?" One said:

Very good, this protagonist is fantastic! King Kong then asked, "Do you know who the author of this work is?"

The man: "I only watch how the play goes, I don't care who the author is!" King Kong was a little disappointed, so he created another work, this time he himself was the protagonist, and one day he saw someone looking at his work, so he stepped forward and asked:

How about the movie? The man said, "All in all, it's fine!"

How? "The script is well written. It's just that the acting skills of this protagonist are too bad! ”

As soon as the male colleague found the cong, he got together to play mahjong on the weekend, which made the women in the family very unhappy. Of course, if you are unhappy, you are not happy, mahjong is still rubbing, and men have this hobby, which is 108,000 times better than those who are defeated and know that Sakura King bastards prostitute gambling and drugs. Xiao Wang was unlucky today, he had fought dozens of rounds, and he hadn't made a deal yet, and he kept taking out money from his pocket, and I don't know if he was heartbroken.

It's not going to be chic after winning money! Xiao Wang smiled bitterly and said, "This is no way."

Colleagues didn't understand and asked, "What is the way to no way?" Xiao Wang played a card and said with a smile

My wife has an order, and I can't enter the house when I go home to rub mahjong, if I win.