How do you say something humorous to your girlfriend?

I think you should cultivate your sense of humor, you can watch some celebrities' speaking skills in life, infiltrate your humor into life, don't just tell some empty jokes, it will be cold! Sometimes it's not too much to make innocuous jokes!

For example, ghost stories, the effect is quite good.

Then I went to you, and you appeared.

Words for daily flirting with girlfriends:

1. M: Are you afraid of trouble? F: I'm not afraid. M: Since you're not afraid of trouble, then please be with me!

3. M: Let me tell you a story. F: Yes, okay. M: Once upon a time, there were two people, I love you and I don't love you, I don't love you, who is left when you die? F: I love you! M: I love you too.

4. M: Can I ask you for directions? F: Go to **? M: To your heart.

5. Male: Female: You want to talk to me again. M: I'm not thinking clearly, I'm thinking about you.

6. Male: Female: What's wrong? M: If you go to a place where there are no doors or windows, will you be afraid? F: I'm going to be scared. M: Don't be afraid, that's you in my heart.

7. Male: I want to share a room with you, two people, three meals and four seasons.

8. M: Do I have a chance to chase you? F: Not a chance. M: It's okay, you don't have to give me a chance, anyway, I still have a life to waste on you.

9. M: What is your birthday? F: Why did you tell you? M: I forgot my bank card password.

10. M: You're a little weird today. Female: Blame the male: Blame the good-looking.

And then there was then, and then and then and then and so much. You talk about love for one day and then for one day, you have a then every day, and then there is no then, because you are tired, tired, and don't want to hear then.

Then I love you, I know that girls will never dislike every love word that their lover says, unless she is tired of you and doesn't love you.

And then there is no then, so go to bed.

Then I'll take you home to see Mom.

Whatever you said before, she said it.

Honey, I miss you too, or, um, you haven't received a red envelope in a long time, (naughty expression) ,...

I hope I will always dwell in your heart.

There was a little white rabbit lost in the forest, walked and walked and met a little gray rabbit, and asked how to go, the little gray rabbit said you kiss me and I will tell you, so the little white rabbit kissed him, and walked and walked, and got lost, then he met a little black rabbit and asked for directions, the little black rabbit said you kiss me and I will tell you.

Communicate with interesting people and watch more humorous jokes, and you will become more ridiculous.

Tell humorous jokes to put her in.

You don't have to worry about this problem, you will soon have no girlfriend.

This is a natural thing.

1. The two results of girls not working hard, the endless street stalls, and the endless vegetable markets.

2. Women, please don't give up your dreams in the name of raising children! In a few years, maybe what the child wants to have is a fashionable and dreamy mother, not a mother who can only sweep the floor and cook!

3. Women, you must be healthy, you must dress up well, you must make money with your own hands, when you have a good figure, good temperament, and not bad money, you will suddenly realize, where there is time to suffer from gains and losses, where to have time to guess the west, where to have time to figure out others, where to have time to nostalgia for the past, if you are in full bloom, happiness will come!

4. Girls must be self-reliant, learn to be unwilling when they have it, and learn to go to the next level when they make progress.

5. We have nothing, and the only capital is youth. Dreams make me different, struggle makes me change my fate!

6. Don't rely on a person easily, it will become your habit, when the separation comes, what you lose is not someone, but the pillar of your spirit. Learn to walk independently whenever and wherever you are, it will make you walk more calmly.

7. The best way to love someone is to manage yourself well and give each other a high-quality lover.

8. The sign of a woman's maturity is to learn to be ruthless, learn to be independent, learn to smile, and learn to discard unworthy feelings.

9. Every girl has her own greatness. You don't need anyone to prove your excellence. Because the greatest wonder of a woman is independence.

10. A woman's biggest mistake is to build herself according to men's standards. By the time you look up at a man, you have long since lost your ground.

1, I knew that it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to kiss the baby.

2. My memory is not very good, but I remember your good.

3, I don't want much, as long as you think about you, you will also think of me.

4, you can force everything in the world, but you can't love me.

5. The sad world that belongs to me alone, no one touches.

6, I don't want to be vigorous, I just want to go far, far away with you plainly.

7, those years that are prosperous and refuse to come to an end bloom a flower that is desolate to the sky.

8. When it rains lightly, I will think of you, because that is the first time I met you.

9. The memory suddenly froze at this moment, quickened the pace, and stayed in the warm era.

10. If you can't give me love, it doesn't matter if you give me anything.

11, maybe everyone has someone who can't forget that no matter how humble their love is, they grit their teeth and refuse to let go.

12, I will always be behind you, just turn around when you need me.

13. Don't ask for everything, just ask for everything.

14, the world left me speechless, so I had to hold your hand.

15. I don't want to live like a fool for the rest of my life, living in blank memories.

16, I won't feel unhappy because of a happy departure, at least I still have you.

17. Like someone, it's like a secret, always in the heart.

18, as long as the hoe dances well, how can there be a corner that can't be dug up.

19, wait for the most beautiful light years, and fall in love with the right person.

20, the word loneliness, really heart-wrenching.

1, I don't allow you to do manual work, why are you so tired with me, obediently wipe my sweat and pour water to drink!

2, I don't allow you to sleep later than me, I'm an owl, but I don't want to have a 'panda eye' gf the next day!

3, I don't allow you to drink, it's not that you won't be allowed to drink, it's okay to drink less, but drinking too much hurts your body!

4. I don't allow you to walk alone at night, because with me I will never let you walk alone!

5, If you want to make your girlfriend happy: I don't allow you to be jealous, just kidding, I'm so single-minded, if I look at other girls in front of you, I'll chop myself!

6, I don't allow you to stay up late, the reason is the same as the second one, the body is the capital of the revolution, I don't want you to die in front of me!

7, I don't allow you to be cowardly, you have to be very strong, I'm so disobedient, you have to control me!

8, I don't allow you to have a demeanor and not a temperature, wear more, it's cold and you will catch a cold, no matter how you dress, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

9, I don't allow you to be angry, you will be very happy with me, even if the sky falls, I will make you laugh first!

1. I have a little secret in my heart that you want to know? Let the wind whisper to you, I like you, I really like it.

2. Some people say: If you still remember the scene when you met for the first time, then it means that your fate is not over.

3. Tell me, my dear, why can I penetrate any target I want to penetrate, but not my lover's heart?

4. Don't you really feel how important you are to me, and my love doesn't need to say anything about the world.

5. Please don't give me memories, memories always mean loss, I don't want to lose you. Many times I just want to indulge in your hot kisses.

6. Yesterday's stars have fallen, and yesterday's love has been lost. However, what cannot be lost in any way is our long-lasting emotions.

7. Since God arranged for us to meet in the vast sea of people, then I can't live without you in this life, let's get married!

If you have a relationship with a man, a woman will be hurt, and since you are afraid of getting hurt, then don't start any relationship easily.

I want to see you in a place other than in my dreams.

.May I ask you for directions? 」

Thither? to your heart. 」

2.Can I borrow a dollar from you? 」

Why? I want to hit ** and tell my mom that I just met the girl of my dreams. Or I'm going to call ** to your mom to thank her. 」

3.Is your dad a thief? 」

No. So how can he steal a brilliant star and put it in your eyes? 」

4.You're so warm, even the plastic in my underwear has melted away. 」

5.Your legs must be tired, right? 」

Why? Because you've been running in my head all day. 」

6.(See his label on her clothes.) When they say"What are you doing? "time).

6.(See his label on her clothes.) When they say"What are you doing? "time).

7.I'm sorry, my ** number has dropped, can I borrow yours? 」

8.I hope you can do CPR because you're so beautiful that I stop breathing. 」

9.Miss, please give it back to me! 」

What the! My heart, you took it away with your eyes! 」

10.There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take my eyes off you. 」

11.I'm not going well today, seeing a pretty girl smiling makes me feel better, can you smile for me? 」

12.It's raining so hard today. 」

Oh, yes! Oh, yes! 」

That's because God drools over you. 」

That's because God drools over you. 」

13.If I could rearrange the letters, I would put the u with the i. 」

14.Sorry, I'm an artist, and it's my job to gaze at beautiful women. 」

15.Trust me, I'll make you the second happiest person in the world. 」

That's a lot! Give you a few common topics, for example, if you suddenly look at her feet and say: "Who dropped the money" she will definitely go to see it, and then know that she will beat you if she is fooled, this is a little humor, but usually pay more attention to your girlfriend's life, and then show your strength, this is the long-term way!

Topics, especially funny topics, depend on your character, and deliberately engaging in it is often self-defeating and depends on how much humor she has, otherwise you will be in big trouble if you are quiet (silent) and she (silent).

It's realistic.

If you can, go shopping.

Although it may be for you.

I guess not yet.

Bai has ml, it's nothing.

You just boldly ask her to come out, and ask her directly what she likes, what she used to do, but she doesn't have the right.

Don't ask her if she has ever had a boyfriend She said that you are not happy Say no You don't believe it Or what do you say when you see Try to find as many topics as possible Don't be angry with the chat It's all over in one sentence Got it.

Humorous, described as funny or ridiculous and meaningful. It is a loanword, transliterated from the English humor. The word in English is ** in Latin, and the original meaning is"Bodily fluids".

There was a physician named Hippocrates in ancient Greece who believed that human body fluids include blood, mucus, yellow bile, black bile, etc., and their composition is in different proportions, and the widespread use of the word humor is due to the English humanist dramatist Joanson. His two works, "Personalities Are Different" and "People Have Their Own Habits", are both known for their humor. In his satirical comedy masterpiece "Vorpone", his characters are in accordance with it"Temperament"Delineated, probably due to the social function of literature and art, Qiongsheng's humor theory is also spreading.

The first to move the word into China was Lin Yutang. This is a word that translates both phonetic and meaning, and its expression is just right. "Humor"The term first appeared in Qu Yuan's "Nine Chapters of Huaisha"."Warm and quiet, Kong Jing is humorous", however, the meaning here is quiet, which is now referred to"Humor"It's in English"humor"The transliteration was first introduced to China in 1924 by Mr. Lin Yutang, a master of Chinese culture.

Generally, a person's ability to humor is directly proportional to their emotional intelligence. "Humor can be broadly and narrowly defined, and is often used in Western ...... including vulgar jokesIn a narrow sense, humor is different from melancholy, sarcasm, and ridicule, and these three or four styles all contain elements of laughter. However, there are various differences in laughter, such as bitter laughter, crazy laughter, light laughter, and giggles, and the intention and attitude of laughter are also different.

Some are sour and spicy, some are gentle, some are contemptible, some are sympathetic, some are relieved, and some are based on the whole outlook on life, and there is ideological sustenance. The best humor, naturally, is the expression'The splendor of the soul and the abundance of wisdom'，……Among all the styles, humor is the most emotional. "(Lin Yutang - On Reading, On Humor, published by Contemporary World Press) is a kind of wisdom that can stimulate a certain emotion in human psychology, and some form of processing or destruction of reality after appropriate regulation of logic.

Humor or comedy can already be elevated to the realm of philosophical research, and it is no exaggeration to say that humor is a philosophy. Humor often brings joy to people, and its characteristics are mainly manifested in wit, self-deprecation, ridicule, and humor. Indeed, humor helps to dispel hostility, ease friction and prevent conflicts from escalating, and some believe that humor can also boost morale and increase productivity.

A survey by a company in Colorado, USA, confirmed that middle managers who participated in humor training increased production by 15% in nine months, while the number of sick days was cut in half. The test proved that there are differences between people who are dull and boring and people who have a sense of humor in the following aspects, and these differences are the psychological regulation function and role of humor. How to make yourself speak with humor.