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Anonymous users2024-02-06The cross talk segment "Playing Chess".
A: I heard that you like to play chess.
B: That's right. A: Your dad also likes to play chess.
B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father.
B: To A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...
B: Isn't that a draw?
A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?
B: Huh?? So what's going on?
A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.
B: What's the idea?
A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”
B: I haven't heard of it!
A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier and your father... Your dad is like me again, I am your dad again, your dad is like me, I am your dad, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, I am your dad...
B: you!!
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Anonymous users2024-02-05[Irrigation] Lines of the funny cross talk script for elementary school students: Self-defeating.
Lines from the funny cross talk script for primary school students: self-defeating.
B: Ouch, it's been a long time since we've seen each other, hello, hello!
A: Hey, hello! This one is so polite!
B: Which rat hole did you drill for so long?
A: How does this person speak?
B: Are your aunts and uncles alright?
A: Very good, very good!
B: Old man, the old lady hasn't breathed yet, has she?
A: Let's go! This is a psychopath, are there any doctors here? Hurry up and carry him away!
B: Don't be angry, just now I wanted you to see that the same meaning is different, and the effect of different expressions is different.
A: It is very important to be civilized and polite.
B: In the past, because I was not civilized and did not know how to be polite, I made a lot of jokes!
B: Let's take the last time, on Sunday, my mother told me that my second uncle was back, and I was so happy that I jumped eight feet high!
A: It's time to catch up with the "Drill Monkey", why are you so happy?
B: You think, I haven't seen my second uncle for more than half a year, let alone my second aunt who I haven't met! As long as I call "aunt" so sweetly, won't there be a lot of money?
A: What kind of thought is this?
B: I was so happy that I put on my bicycle and rode my pants and went out on the street.
A: Huh? B: Hey, I put on my pants and rode my bicycle down the street, and when I got to my grandmother's house, I turned a corner and knocked down an aunt.
A: Hurry up and help them up?
B: It's not that easy, someone dares to knock me down when I'm in such a hurry.
A: Who's hitting whom?
B: I swallowed that aunt with one mouth!
A: What do you say?
B: Do you have long eyes and heels? Such a big living person can still let the bicycle be knocked down, today Lao Tzu is in a good mood, otherwise I would have sent you to the Public Security Bureau!
A: I think you should go to the Public Security Bureau!
B: Before she could understand, I got on the bike and ran away, and when I arrived at my grandmother's house, before I could speak, I looked at the door, and it was broken!
A: What's wrong?
B: The aunt who knocked me down limped in.
A: I've come to the door.
B: I jumped over at once, pointed at her nose and shouted: "The rabbit still eats the grass by the nest, what kind of hero is it to find the door, get out of the house as soon as possible, otherwise I will not be responsible for breaking you!" ”
A: You're really domineering.
B: At this time, my second uncle came over, what kind of greedy talk is the dead boy, why don't you call him "aunt"?
A: Ah, the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the family didn't recognize the family!
B: I was crying bitterly, and I couldn't help it!
A: Know it's wrong?
B: Oh, I'm distressed that my second aunt's meeting gift money has been lost!
A: Alas!
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Anonymous users2024-02-04A girl who is not famous.。。 If it's a sketch of 2 girls from any school.,How do we find it.。。
The two** Li Jing created a self-created two-person repertoire "Old Opera Fans", singing the hearts of Northeast opera fans.
No, the publication date I read is about 3 months away, but the original Japanese version should have come out very early, and now the online ones are scanned in the later stage, and I usually go there.
1. Righteous knot Jinlan.
Pinyin]: yì jié jīn lán >>>More
Praise bosom friend. Boya is good at stroking the piano, the child period is the most discerning, the mountains are still in love, and the flowing water sighs ancient and modern. >>>More
There are two father and son, living in a mountain village and operating an orchard. After my father fell ill, he did not cultivate diligently, and the garden gradually became barren. One day, when his father was critically ill, he said, "There is gold in the garden." "The words are gone. It doesn't matter if the son turns over the ground to find gold, he is very sad.