A joke that begs to make girls happy

A male deer, it walks and walks, and it goes faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer)!!2.Two tomatoes crossed the street, a car sped by, one of them dodged and was flattened, and the other tomato pointed at the squished tomato and laughed

Dig haha, ketchup.... 3.The big bad wolf said, "I'm going to eat you!"

Guess what's wrong? As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb. 4.

The stone and the rice cake fight, and the stone flies up and kicks the rice cake into the sea....Once upon a time, there was a couple of lovers who made a private promise for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later, and when the time comes, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Finally, 3 years have passed, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has not been able to wait, she is too sad, desperate she threw the diamond ring into the sea, and left the country. However, the boy has actually been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date location, so it became a regret forever.

The boy is heartbroken....After a few years, the boy went out fishing, guess what he caught? Rice cake! 5.

There was a duck named Xiao Huang, and one day he was hit by a car, and he screamed: "Quack! Since then, he has become a gherkin!

6.The matchstick suddenly felt that his head was very itchy, so he reached out to scratch it, and burned himself to death by scratching it.... 7.Once upon a time there was a bird who passed by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield, and all the corn turned into popcorn, and the birds flew past...I thought it was snowing, and I died of cold... 8.

Ah Song and Ah Bai chatted with each other about nothing, and the years were unforgiving. Ah Song: "When I think back to my childhood, the happiest thing I had was Children's Day.

Abai: "It's Youth Day in 10 years. Ason:

Father's Day will be in 10 years. Abai: "In a few decades, it will be the Old Man's Day."

Ason: "Another few decades. Aber:

Ching ming festival. ” 9.Soldiers:

Oh, there are plums to eat, oh "Half an hour later—Cao Ren: "Lord! The expedition found a lot of water!

Don't go....Be sure to find Plum 10One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid child?"

Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly child?" ” 11.

A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak were met on the street, why didn't they say hello? (assuming they can talk) because....Because they are not familiar with it 12Question:

How do you calm a sparrow? : Press it down.

Reason: Silent (silent pressing). 13.

A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy, who tied him to a telephone pole and then asked him: "Say, are you **?" If you don't say anything, I'll electrocute you!!

The college student replied to the enemy, and was electrocuted, and he said, "I'm from the university!" ” 14.

There's a guy named Side Dishes, and he's served. 、、

You'll need to say something based on the situation, so it's easier for the girls to notice you!