What are the funny and strange dialects in each hometown?

It is said that during the Song Dynasty, there was a Hokkien who was a eunuch next to the emperor, and the chief eunuch asked the Hokkien people who had just gone to work to call the emperor to get up and eat, and the Hokkien people shouted at the emperor's bedside: The emperor is dead ("Hokkien dialect means that the emperor is eating", and the Mandarin "eat" is the same as the Hokkien dialect "death"). The queen was startled, could it be that the emperor collapsed last night.

It may be that the emperor was too tired last night, and the eunuch shouted again: The emperor has died. Now even the emperor woke up in fright, thinking that his soul was out of his body.

Then the whole harem was in chaos. The southern Fujian eunuch was beheaded, and the emperor ordered that the southern Fujian people would no longer be recruited as eunuchs, otherwise they would scare themselves to death.

Pekingese teach Henan people to sing:"O sun, my great mother, thou hast risen in the east and set ......... in the west every dayBefore the singing was finished, the Henan people said to the Beijingers: "Are you tired, look at how we sing."

The Henan people then sang: "O sun! My mother, you see the sky slipping up from the east and coming down from the west, do you panic or not? ”

When a leader of a certain Chaoshan region enthusiastically led the guests from other provinces to visit the local area, he said very seriously: "Today is very windy and stormy, everyone should take some contraceptive pills (the name of the medicine is "anti-sickness medicine") to avoid dizziness. The crowd blushed.

Then, the leader warmly greeted everyone: "Come on, come on, please come to the head of the bed (the bow of the boat), sit at the head of the bed (the bow of the boat) and look at the wife (suburbs), the more you look at it, the more beautiful it is!" ”

Inviting a friend to dinner, the owner of Guangxi had a little cold and found himself sitting under the air conditioner, so he said: I have a cold and can't sit next to the mad dog. After speaking, I changed seats, my friend was not happy, what do you mean, I'm a mad dog? There was a misunderstanding!

Come to qie (three times)! "It's a guest, every time I hear this sentence, it's very kind, and later I found that Henan next to my hometown also has this dialect.

Once, a ** in the Chaoshan area held a banquet with a hot pot to entertain the senior guests from above, he raised his chopsticks and stirred in the hot pot that was smoking, and said with a smile:"You're welcome, just eat it when it's boiled, and then roll (boil) it after eating. "

The bus company requires the conductor to speak Mandarin. So one day I was on the bus, and as soon as I got on the bus, I heard the conductor shouting in plastic Mandarin: "Please go to your stomach, go to your stomach, and your stomach is chattering", causing a lot of laughter.

A Henan person traveled to Xishuangbanna, and just happened to encounter the Songkran Festival, he scolded: Who is open-minded (splashing)? Who is exempt?

The tour guide told him: Water splashing on you is a blessing to you! He said:

You don't know! I'm dizzy! That guy is boiling water!

Once, a leader in western Guangdong went to the army to thank the People's Liberation Army for its support to the Children's Palace, and he gave a speech very enthusiastically"Dear commanders and fighters of the South China Sea Rotten Fleet (South China Sea Fleet), hello, thank you for presenting the retired rotten boats (ships) to the Children's Palace..."The officers and soldiers present looked at each other, it was obviously a good ship!

Leaders speak: A city leader in the Pearl River Delta region swore at a press conference"We must resolutely refuse (consciously) accept the supervision of the people's congress. "The audience was in an uproar.

Although Mandarin has been fully implemented, there are still dialect differences in various regions, in fact, the whole people speak Mandarin for tourism is also a positive role in promoting tourism, after all, most places in China will not be troubled by not understanding the local dialect, and even many friends go to the city because the local dialect is more distinctive. But today we are going to introduce you to one of the most infectious dialects, which can be assimilated by spending a week with its locals, and there are hundreds of millions of people in the country who speak this dialect, which is the Northeast dialect full of funny charm. You should know the three provinces of Northeast China, Heilongjiang, Jilin and Liaoning, Northeast dialect should be the general name of the language spoken by people in these three provinces, for many travel friends to the Northeast will feel that the Northeast people speak particularly cordial, and very infectious, if you are an authentic southern friend, stay in the Northeast for a week can be assimilated, and you can also say a few words about what to do!

What the hell! Isn't that interesting? Northeast dialect is also a dialect, but this dialect is closest to a dialect of Mandarin and can be understood by almost everyone from all over the country.

If you travel to Harbin, your feelings for the Northeast dialect will be even stronger, because Harbin people speak with a strong Northeast accent, but if it takes a long time, it will be led astray. The Northeast dialect has its own sense of Chinese humor, and if you are in the commercial district of Harbin, you can also see a lot of street drama performances, which are also more local characteristics, but if you say that the Northeast dialect is the most authentic art form, then it must be the Northeast two-person turn, if you travel to the Northeast, you must go to see a two-person turn. Friends who live in the dormitory will find that as long as there is a Northeast person in the dormitory, then the accents of other people will gradually and unconsciously move closer to him, such a magical ability is indeed incredible, even if your Mandarin is very standard, it is difficult to avoid the pit of Northeast dialect.

In fact, if you travel in the Northeast, there are many places to feel the Northeast dialect, if you travel in Harbin, there are many restaurants rich in Northeast rural style, Northeast cuisine with Northeast dialect, this feeling must be wonderful!

Content from user: Li Pengya.

The language of each place is very characteristic of the local language. Because I have a lot of friends, I often go to neighboring counties or towns to play. During this time, many jokes were heard that were triggered by dialects.

Last year, I went to a friend's house in Chapan Township, Yingshan, where Wanglong Lake Park is famous. There are mountains and rivers, and the scenery is beautiful. The people there are also quite hospitable.

Seeing that I went, my friend's working father hurried back home, put down the tools in his hand and shouted to my friend's mother: "Baby,, help me find a dress, I'm going to catch up with the tea market." "I didn't understand it at the time, I only consulted a friend:

Hey, what did your dad say to your mom? Does he have a sore tooth, how can he itch? My friend laughed so hard that he couldn't stand up and said

He said to go to the tea tray field, not to itch his teeth. I laughed and bent over. I've heard that there are quite a few jokes in their dialects.

When Xinghuo's friends heard that I was over, they also rushed to the tea tray and took us to them after lunch.

At dinner, a few of us looked at the lovely green vegetables and vegetables, not to mention how happy we were, and just as we were about to make a big move, my friend's honest father spoke: "You are from the city, don't be pretentious." "Listening to his words, I was confused, I didn't understand what he meant, could it be that the people in our city don't know how to be polite.

I thought to myself, in the face of that lovely vegetable, I just picked a little bit of water and ate it. Seeing this, my friend thought that I was not feeling well, or that the food was not to my taste, and asked me with concern, I said that it was nothing, but as soon as I raised my chopsticks to pick vegetables, his father always told me to 'don't stand', afraid that the range of action would be large, and he would say this to me again. My friend laughed and he said

Our dialect here 'no posture' means 'you're welcome'. When I heard this, I knew that I had misunderstood, and I laughed out loud, because I was so wrong that I had reversed the meaning.

Another time, when I was playing with my friends in Xichong, they told me a very classic joke. It is said that there is a family in Xichong, and they told their children on the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve that it is taboo to talk about the Spring Festival, and they cannot say unlucky things tomorrow. The child said yes at the time.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the child got up very early, fetched a basin of water and put it on the stool, and said to his father very politely: "Dad, you wash first, you wash your mother, and my mother washes me." When his father heard this, he was furious, and slapped him in the face, and the child was stunned, and he was also angry and yelled:

It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin who doesn't know the hearts of good people, so it's not good to ask you to wash (die) first. After listening to the joke, I asked them if they had any. They said yes, there are so many.

What do you say, the Xichong people say that the moon and Yu are (about), the director is said to be (the soles of the feet), and the deeper and deeper they are said (about Han Yosen).

Back home, I told these jokes to my colleagues and family, and they all burst into laughter. Friends, there are a lot of jokes in dialects.

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