I want to write a letter to someone but it has to be funny

Dear Goku:

I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you can't read quickly!

We had 2 rains this week, the first time it rained for 4 days, and the second time it rained for 3 days!

How are you doing in Huaguo Mountain? I don't have a good life in heaven, because there is no gravity, so stool, urine, tears and snot can't fall, don't you say bitter?

Our beef noodles here are delicious, and if you come another day, we'll go to the restaurant on West Street to eat hot pot together!

Your eldest sister Guanyin is about to give birth, because I don't know if I will give birth to a boy or a girl, so I don't know if you want to be an uncle or an aunt for the time being!

Did you receive the clothes I sent you? I was afraid of being overweight when I was going to send it, so I cut off the buttons and put them in the pocket of my clothes!

I wrote here not early.,There's a macro base to play with me.,Remember not to drink more water.,Otherwise, it's very uncomfortable to pee here!

I wanted to send you money, but the envelope has already been glued!

I wanted to scold those who read the letter and didn't reply to the post, but the people who didn't reply to the post were either fools or stupid, so I didn't scold!

This has nothing to do with your girlfriend.,I thought it was funny.,I sent it...

Cattle breaking. Hahahahaha. Laugh to death!

There are a lot of typos, and this kid hasn't been to school.

What exactly is the content, give a direction, dewdrops.

Li Yongdu laughed and fell down, and he couldn't stand it!

I say to God: Let the mothers of the world be healthy and happy forever!

God said, "Only four days!"

I said, "Okay, spring, summer, autumn, winter."

And God said, Three days.

I said, "Okay, yesterday, today, tomorrow."

God said, "No, two days."

I said, "Yes, day and night."

God said, "No, just one day!"

I said, "Okay!"

God asked blankly: What day?

I said: All my friends who replied to my posts live every day!!

God wept ......Say: In the future, the mothers of all the friends who will reply to your posts will be healthy every day for the sake of their mothers.

Love Letters Like your hair, it's as dark and shiny as Dove, like the night sky. Like your eyes, they are as big as the prime minister's belly, and they are as shining as the jelly of Xizhilang, like the stars. Like your lips, they are as tender as tofu brains, and as bright red as Fuji apples, just like the sun.

Like your personality, it is as lively and brilliant as jumping candy, just like the spring breeze.

What you don't know, in fact, you smile as sweetly as Häagen-Dazs, and I often stare at you like a fool. You ask me why I like you, don't you really know that black me and white you are together, just like milk and chocolate, like black bread with milk, we are a natural pair! Being with you is my happiest thing, holding your boneless soft hand like chicken tender, I feel Pepsi.

As soon as you spoil me, my bones will become as crispy as egg shaqima. Do you know how much I don't want to see you without you, even if it's a small farewell, my concern for you is like two Pizza Hut being pulled apart.

I know that my temper, cold and hard like a compressed biscuit, often makes you angry, but that's not my intention. But that time, you were really angry, not only ignored me, but also laughed and played with other men. Have you ever thought that my heart was a little sour like drinking Lipton lemon tea, I know, it was jealousy.

You don't look at the man either! It's as creamy as White Rabbit Candy, you know it's unreliable at a glance, and it must not be suitable for you!

But you are still angry and want to break up with me, you know, my heart aches like a tooth decay gnawing at a hard bone at that moment! How I miss our happy days like the California rainbow cake! Luckily, I took the last chance to hold your hand and say to you:

Just like I need a dinglin when I have a stomachache, I need you! I meant it then, I just didn't find a better word!

Now I know you're angry with me, and you're making me so nervous! In those days without you, it was as bitter as a bird's nest coffee without sugar. You're worrying me!

Do you know how much I want to form a happy family with you in the bird's nest of 1 or 2 people? Really, my love for you is as endless as Master Kong's instant noodles!

Even if all the things I mentioned were placed in front of me and I had to choose between you and it, I would not hesitate to choose: I will ignore you when I am full... Oh, my wife-to-be, I haven't eaten Western food, you, don't use a knife or fork at me!