Who knows humorous and funny birthday text messages

Updated on technology 2024-04-01
7 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-07

    It is said that meteors can respond to requests, if I can, I am willing to wait under the night sky, until a star is touched by me, and for me to cross the starry sky with my blessing and fall on your pillow. Happy birthday! It is said that meteors respond to requests, I am willing to stay under the starry sky, wait until a star is touched by me, pierces the sky, and falls on your pillow with my blessings, I wish you eternal happiness!

    Only those who know how to live can appreciate the beauty of flowers. Only those who know how to love can appreciate the fragrance in their hearts. Wishing you a special birthday!

    From the blooming orchid petals, I write my infinite thoughts and wishes to you, and wish you a happy birthday! In you, I understand the meaning of life and see the true light of life......Happy Birthday to you! Just as roses are cute, may your birthday bring you a happy one, because you are the cutest sister, I wish you a happy birthday!

    It has been said that there is no eternal love in the world. I can't say that! Mother is eternal, she is a star that never falls.

    The flowers are similar every year, but the people are different every year. When I woke up, I realized that it was not a dream, and the wrinkles between my eyebrows were heavy. On this day of your birthday, I only hope you can be happy, healthy, and beautiful Happy Birthday!

    It is said that meteors can respond to requests, if I can, I am willing to wait under the night sky, until a star is touched by me, and for me to cross the starry sky with my blessing and fall on your pillow. Happy birthday! The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the song is free, love is heartfelt, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, you are unforgettable.

    Happy Birthday to you from the bottom of my heart! Blessing plus blessing is a lot of blessings, blessing minus blessing is the starting point of blessing, blessing multiplication blessing is infinite blessing, blessing is the only blessing except blessing, I wish you a happy birthday! I don't have colorful flowers, no romantic verses, no expensive gifts, no exciting surprises, only gentle wishes, I wish you a happy birthday!

    Long distance, long line, long time to wipe constantly, today is your birthday, I have been thinking about you from afar, I wish you a happy birthday! May blessings linger on you, in your colorful journey of life, in your dreams that will always border spring. I wish you well:

    All wishes come true, happiness and happiness! Happy birthday! On the picture screen of my memory, I have added a lot of beautiful nostalgia like a brocade My dear friend, please accept my deep wishes, may all the joy accompany you, may your birthday be full of infinite happiness, may your memories today be warm, may your dreams be sweet today, may you be happy in this year!

    On this special day, I have no other words than to know that every year today, you will receive my blessings and feel my love, love forever! The background light of the glow shines on your cheeks, although it is faint, but it can extend far away, after reading this news, make a wish, let the stars in the sky bless you! I will send you a glass of my carefully blended juice, which contains 100cc of wishes, 200cc of daily happiness, 300cc of vitality, happy birthday!

    On the day of your birthday, let me say to you from the bottom of my heart: "Pig! Happy Birthday to You" plus packing a copy of "Wish to be more successful!"

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    |Level 1 was a few months ago. There was a child whose parents were out at night, and he was home alone. Since the child didn't believe in any gods, he wasn't afraid.

    This is the question of "what are you afraid of?" It was past eleven o'clock in the evening, and his parents hadn't come back yet, and he was starting to get a little worried. As a result, he called his parents**, **came out of the tube, but it was "Your** is an empty number, please inquire and then dial... The child was so frightened that he called the police.

    As a result, I don't know what happened, and his family's ** suddenly caught fire. The kid screamed and ran out, and they were locked up. He looked at the wall in despair.

    Scared the hell out of me! The child woke up and found himself dreaming. This is, a woman brought a towel and wiped his sweat.

    Then the child fell asleep. The moment I closed my eyes, I thought back to the woman, and suddenly remembered that the woman had no eyes, her eyes were pitch black, and there was blood on her face, and her face was pale. He shouted:

    Yes! Help, come on! He started to run out of the door, but the door was really locked, and he went to the kitchen and picked up the kitchen knife, just like the woman cut it off, and the kitchen knife cut the woman in half, and then the woman recovered.

    Stretch out your hand with blood in your nails and grab it at the child.

    At this moment, you must not look behind you, because you can't see it with the naked eye! If you don't copy this post to 3 people, you're going to die at 4 a.m.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    My cousin is 10th birthday today and I'm going to text it.

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    Haha It's OK to write a birthday message by yourself, there's no need to learn from it.

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    I wish you: Blessing is like the old king of the East China Sea, and the longevity is bigger than the Nanshan stone. The turtle came to congratulate the king and worshipped, and the old man was too scoundrel to die.

  6. Anonymous users2024-02-02

    Pigs! Pig your birthday, your birthday! Happy pig you! You are happy, so I am happy, you are happy, so I am happy. Because you are my beloved pig.

    I'm giving you the gift of the heaviest amount of feces since I had. You're going to be going to eat a pound, please include it. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please use your own toilet.

    Knowing that your birthday is approaching, if you want any gift, just say, say, say...After reading the text message, the statute of limitations has passed.

    On this special day, on behalf of the people who love you the most, I would like to extend my most affectionate blessings and warmest greetings to my dearest and lovely baby. Happy birthday forever.

  7. Anonymous users2024-02-01

    The next birthday butler software, there are the most blessing text messages in it.

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