Funny Good Morning Text Messages, Humorous Good Morning Humorous Good Morning Greeting Text Messages

Morning jokes

I pointed to the list and said:"I'll take the cake. "

This is not a bill of lading. "

It turned out that the list I took out without thinking about it was an electricity bill!

1. The sun is shining, the birds are crying, the little lazy pig, get up, stretch your waist, smile, take a deep breath, be in good spirits, be happy, hug joyfully, be happy, be lucky, be blessed, every minute, every second, gently, greetings, good friends, good morning!

2. The air was really good in the morning, and I fell a lot when I went out; The mouth kisses the yellow earth, and the hands are full of **; Covered with gold Ruyi, the golden beans in front of him are rising; Friends who received text messages come to wrestle every morning. Haha, friend, good morning!

3. The sun shines into your curtains, when you open your eyes, you receive a message from me, bring you a gentle blessing, may it bring happiness and luck every minute! Good morning!

4. The sun is shining, the birds are crying, the little lazy pig, get up, stretch your waist, smile, take a deep breath, be in good spirits, be happy, hug joyfully, be happy, be happy, be happy, be lucky, wish Chun Sun Ze Fulai, every minute, every second, light shed light ground, Kaixiang greetings, good friends, good morning!

5. The alarm goes off, and the time is up; The morning breeze blows, the sun shines; Get out of the door and run; The clouds are floating, the trees are shaking; The grass is swinging, the flowers are laughing; The phone rings, and the text message arrives; Receiving blessings: Good morning, good morning, good morning!

6. When the alarm bell rings, you are in a bad mood, and getting angry hinders your eyelashes, don't practice Zhang Fei's set (reckless), but you still have to get up early, otherwise you will be late for work, drink milk and eat cake, carry your mi's handbag, and the text message also comes, and the voice conveys a good mood, beauty, good morning!

7. The morning light is sprinkled on your face, and the morning breeze blows to your heart, have you received my blessing? Sleep yesterday's fatigue and win today's beauty, may you eat well, have a good appetite, and be full of energy. Good morning, friends!

8. The morning sun shines, happiness comes, go to bed early and get up early, the spirit is the best, a glass of milk, a piece of bread, with auspiciousness, with a smile, hug tightly, just be happy, accompanied by good luck, with blessings, every moment, every minute. Good morning, dear friends!

9. Friendly reminder: The plan of the day lies in the morning, the plan of the morning lies in the diligence, the plan of the diligence lies in the morning, the plan of the morning lies in the people, the plan of one person lies in you, what should you do? Bless you, you will understand the answer when you receive my text message, and I will tell you secretly, (the answer is) good morning!

10. Get up in the morning and stretch your waist, laugh in the mirror, say good morning and smile, put all the pressure away, brush your teeth and wash your face and hum a little song, be happy for a day, greet a lot of people in the future, good morning and wish you well. Good morning!

Humorous good morning phrases are:1. Handsome is just one word, but it sticks to me for a lifetime. Good morning!

2. Don't be obsessed with your brother, your sister-in-law will beat you. Good morning!

3. I enjoy it in my mouth, but I want to lose weight in my heart. Good morning!

4. It's not good-looking, so it's not too much. Good morning!

5. Failure is not terrible, what is terrible is that you still believe this sentence. Good morning!

6. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital. Good morning, everyone.

7. If you don't understand others, you will talk less, and the discussion will be the most cheap. Good morning!

8. The people I like are all in the hard drive. Good morning!

9. Life will not make it difficult for cute people, good morning!

10. Cucumbers lie in shooting, and life lies in hi. Good morning!

11. What to do in this era, the threshold has become so high, if you want to be an otaku, can you afford to buy a house? Good morning!

The humorous good morning phrase is as follows:

1. The princesses in the fairy tales we know are all woken up by the kiss of the prince, but in reality, we are usually woken up by urine or an alarm clock. Good morning!

2. If we sleep to recharge ourselves, then I especially want to say that I never seem to be full. Good morning!

3. I have to turn on my phone every morning to look at the "Forbes" list, if there is no my name on it, then I can only go to work obediently. Good morning!

4. When you don't want to get up and go to work in the morning, you can open your mobile phone or wallet, check the balance, and I'm sure you know what you should do. Good morning!

5. Don't talk to me about the ideal of meeting the right person at the best age in the future, I just want to lie down anywhere at the best age, get something for nothing, and wave anywhere. Good morning!

6. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller, but it turned out that my quilt was covered horizontally. Good morning!

7. Remember, I don't mean to say good morning to you, but to tell you if you should bring me breakfast. Good morning!

8. The lovely me of yesterday is long gone, replaced by the more lovely me today. Good morning!

9. Do you think I got up so early just to post a circle of friends? No, actually, I'm waiting for you to say good morning to me.

10. Getting up is like an ability, and lying in bed is a technique, although my ability is limited, but my skills are quite high. Good morning!