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Anonymous users2024-02-08It's not like him anymore?
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Anonymous users2024-02-07He is soft at heart, and a little better for him.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >
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Anonymous users2024-02-05One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+1=? Xiao Ming said he didn't know, the teacher asked Xiao Ming to go home and ask his parents, after Xiao Ming went home, he asked his father 1+1=? Dad is listening to the song about Jay Chou.
Xiao Ming asked his mother 1+1=? Mom thought Xiao Ming asked him what he was eating tonight and said fried fried tofu. Xiao Ming asked his sister 1+1=?
My sister just finished drinking Coke and said it was cool. Xiao Ming asked his brother 1+1=? My brother's friend went out on something, and my brother said I'm waiting for you at the door.
The next day. The teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+1=? Xiao Ming said fried fried tofu. The teacher asked who taught you? Xiao Ming said Jay Chou. The teacher gave Xiao Ming a slap. Xiao Ming said cool. The teacher asked Xiao Ming to leave the school. Xiao Ming said I'm waiting for you at the door!
lz give me points.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04There was a polar bear and a penguin playing together, and the penguin plucked the feathers off his body one by one, and when he was done, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" ”
When the polar bear heard this, he plucked the hair off his body one by one, turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" ”
When he went out alone, he stepped on a lemon, and then his legs were sore.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Send me a copy too! I've seen most of those jokes!
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Heavenly spirits, earth spirits, and another ice bully.
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Anonymous users2024-02-01I want to be strong, but I want to be strong!
Is it a bad joke?
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Anonymous users2024-01-31The story of Kusa and Sun is funny!
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Anonymous users2024-01-30The 126 jokes are good, but the ads are a bit annoying.
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Anonymous users2024-01-29A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently, what to eat and what to pull, cucumber to cucumber, watermelon to watermelon, how can I get back to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat.
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Anonymous users2024-01-281: Once upon a time, there was a man fishing and caught a squid.
The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.
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Anonymous users2024-01-27I want to cry when I see a beautiful woman, but why do I want to cry when I see an ugly girl? My family can be described as dinosaurs, Hedong lions, and hippos, and I wash my face with tears every day without makeup and hydration.
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Anonymous users2024-01-26The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine during the battle? The company grew up annoyed: Damn, what can I do? If you step on it, you will be compensated according to the price.
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Anonymous users2024-01-25Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >
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Anonymous users2024-01-24Said that a friend looked like a bicycle, and one morning he was walking on the street and let people ride away.
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Anonymous users2024-01-23It's a horrible beginning, a hilarious process, a tragic ending:
There was a ghost ——— who farted ——— died.
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Anonymous users2024-01-22Once upon a time, a grain of rice and a drop of oil fell in love.
to the point of talking about marriage.
So Mi took the oil home to meet her parents.
But the parents were adamantly opposed: a drop of oil is nothing.
oil in order to impress each other's parents.
Just sing a song.
At the end of the song, the other party's parents agreed.
That song is:
you and me
from one world
we are family。。。
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Anonymous users2024-01-21The time to fall from the 2nd floor is short!
The 20th floor falls for a long time!
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Anonymous users2024-01-20I rode out with Xiao Ming to play, at an intersection, the light was red, Xiao Ming had to break through, I shouted in a hurry: "Light! Wait for the lights, wait for the lights! I glanced at me and said, "You're Intel." ”
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Anonymous users2024-01-19The question you asked itself has a problem, you can learn humorous jokes, but you don't learn a few humorous jokes and you embark on the road of humor, this is a misunderstanding, you have to ask what kind of words the girl said, come here to ask how to answer with cold jokes, learning jokes is to solve the urgent need, the laughter is limited, if you want to grow your own humor cells, please add me a try, I am willing to help you, pp752679704
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Anonymous users2024-01-18The little puppet was farting, and one of them said, "Don't let it go,,, it stinks!! The little puppet said, "Let it go, I'm just a child!" ”
Precautions when installing the tension film:
The membrane body installation includes four parts: membrane body, connection and fixation, hoisting in place and tension forming. >>>More
There are 32 aspects of the Buddha, and 80 kinds of good. [Thirty-two phases] also known as thirty-two human faces, one foot is peaceful, two feet thousand spokes, three fingers are slender, four hands and feet are soft, five hands and feet are manned, six heels are perfect, seven feet are high, eight epilepsy is like a deer king, nine hands are long over the knee, ten horses are hidden, eleven bodies are wide, twelve pores are cyan, thirteen are hairy, fourteen are golden, fifteen are always light, sixteen ** smooth, seventeen are flat, eighteen are full of armpits, nineteen are like lions, twenty are upright, twenty-one shoulders are perfect, twenty-two mouths and forty teeth, twenty-three teeth are white and dense, Twenty-five cheeks are like a lion, twenty-six swallows are delicious, twenty-seven are wide and long, twenty-eight are clear and clear, twenty-nine are blue, thirty eyelashes are like a bull king, thirty-one are white between the eyebrows, and thirty-two are into a meat bun. [Eighty kinds of good] also known as eighty kinds of accompanying good, neither see the top phase, the nose is high and do not see the holes, the eyebrows are like the first moon, the ear chakra is pounded, the body is as solid as Na Luoyan, the bone is like a hook lock, the body is like an elephant king, the foot goes to the ground four inches and the inscription is present, the claws are thin and moist like copper, the knee bones are firm and round, the body is clean, the body is soft, the body is not bent, the fingers are round and slender, the fingers are full of letters, the pulse is deep, the ankle is not visible, the body is moist, the body is self-sustaining, the body is satisfied, the appearance is sufficient, the lips are like the color of the frequency of the fruit, the voice is far-reaching, the umbilicus is deep and round, and the hair is right-handedHands and feet are satisfied, hands and feet are wishful, hands are straight, hands are long, hands are continuous, all disgusting beings see and are happy, the face is wide and good, the face is pure and full of the moon, with the will of all beings and the joy and language, from the pores out of the fragrance of the mouth, from the mouth of the supreme incense, grooming like a lion, like the elephant king, like the king of the goose, the head like the fruit of the Buddha, all the voices are sufficient, the four teeth are white, the tongue is red, the tongue is thin, the hair is red, the hair is soft, the eyes are wide and long, the face of the door of death, the hands and feet are as white as the color of the lotus, the umbilicus does not appear, the abdomen does not appear, the abdomen does not appear, the abdomen is thin, the body does not tilt, the body is heavy, Its body is large, its body is long, its hands and feet are soft and smooth, the light of the four sides is one foot long, it shines on the body, it looks at all sentient beings, it does not despise sentient beings, it does not increase or decrease with the sound of sentient beings, it does not say the Dharma, it is said with the words of sentient beings, the pronunciation should be said by the order of sentient beings, all sentient beings cannot see the appearance of the end, joy is not tired, the hair is long, the hair is not messy, the hair is spinning, the hair color is like green beads, and the hands and feet are the appearance of gain.
First of all, I like this metaphor, hehe nightshade!!
Many people will lose control of their emotions when they are angry, and they will change a person to you, you are still young, and you are not very good at controlling your emotions, which is not to blame you, but if you lose your temper easily, you will hurt others, I was about the same as you at that age, but now my heart is like water, and I will not lose my temper at all under normal circumstances, (I haven't lost my temper for about five or six years), and the reason for my temper is because I can't think about it, and I have to start from myself and improve my cultivation level. You will find that there is no need to be angry about these things, hehe, cultivate more hobbies, learn not to care too much about many people or things, and when you grow up slowly, your heart is empty, and you will not be angry with others casually. >>>More
Because married women seem to be more stable and focused, and there are many factors to consider in doing things, they are more cautious, while unmarried women look more casual.
However, dust accumulates in the pores for a long time, and the oxidation of oil and air will cause inflammation in the hair follicles, resulting in acne, and it will look particularly dull and dull, oily, and the pores will become very large and not beautiful at all! Therefore, the usual cleanliness is particularly important, I sell skin care products by myself, you can ask me any questions, and try to help you answer your skin care questions.