What jokes are there about foreigners in China?

I heard a joke a long time ago.

There was a driver who picked up a foreigner, and after the foreign friend got on the bus, he took out a 50 yuan bill and kept saying to the driver, "Have you seen it, have you seen it?" The driver was very angry, took out a 100 card and yelled at the foreigner, "Have you seen 100", and then invited the foreign friend out of the car. Afterwards, the driver and his friend talked about it, and the friend pondered for a long time and said, "Is he going to Jianguomen?"

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I threw my bicycle to the door of the supermarket, led her to the fritter stall, and said, "Master Huang, come here for 5 fritters." ”

Okay. "Master Huang is a person who is a fried dough stick on this street, known as fried dough sticks yellow, and the soybean milk Liu next to him is called ......Well, it's not really a common name, anyway, everyone bought them sooner.

While I was waiting, the people next to me greeted me, and when they saw Catherine, they all showed a look of amazement, but the residents of our Wangfu Street were all served by Wang Shuisheng, so there was no special fuss, only Master Huang fried the fritters ......

When Chef Huang wrapped the five re-fried fritters in paper and handed them to me, Catherine exclaimed, "Isn't this 10?" ”

The people next to him were stunned for a moment, and then they all laughed, and Ekaterina counted them again and said, "It's 10!" ”

I pulled her and said, "Let's go, don't show your timidity." Then he turned around and said to Master Huang, "The money is owed first, and I will give it to you early tomorrow." ”

Master Huang waved his hand and said, "What do you owe, I can't afford to pay for a few fritters?" ”

I smiled and led Catherine to the stall and said, "Two bowls." "This is where porridge is only sold in the morning.

Ekaterina was sitting there and suddenly asked me: "What kind of officer is the director?" You seem to have a lot of authority here. Then she carefully counted the fritters and said, "It's 10, is he trying to bribe you?" ”

The Chinese joke for foreigners is as follows:

A foreigner studied Chinese for ten years and went to China to take the Chinese test, and the test questions are as follows:

Topic: Please explain the meaning of each of the "meanings" in the following paragraph.

When Dumb gave the leader a red envelope, the conversation between the two was quite interesting.

Leader: "What do you mean by that?" ”

Dumb: "It's not interesting, it means." ”

Leader: "You're not interesting enough. ”

Dumb: "Small meaning, small meaning." ”

Leader: "You're such an interesting person. ”

Dumb: "Actually, it doesn't mean anything else. ”

Leader: "Then I'm embarrassed. ”

Dumb: "I'm embarrassed. ”

Re: Leader: You must have something to mean.

Dumb: It's really not interesting.

Leader: Since it doesn't mean anything, what do you mean?

Dumb: Actually, I mean what I mean.

Leader: Since you want to mean something, that's what it means.

Dumb cried: I just want to mean it. But there's really nothing else to it. What can such a little red envelope mean? That's just the meaning.

The leader smiled: Hehe, I'm a little interesting to you.

Dumb thought to himself: Hee-hee, that's what I meant.

As a result, the foreigner burst into tears and handed over the blank roll and returned to China!

The Chinese joke for foreigners is as follows:

A foreigner studied Chinese for ten years and went to China to take the Chinese test, and the test questions are as follows:

Topic: Please explain the meaning of each of the "meanings" in the following paragraph.

When Dumb gave the leader a red envelope, the conversation between the two was quite interesting.

Leader: "What do you mean by that?" ”

Dumb: "It's not interesting, it means." ”

Leader: "You're not interesting enough. ”

Dumb: "Small meaning, small meaning." ”

Leader: "You're such an interesting person. ”

Dumb: "Actually, it doesn't mean anything else. ”

Leader: "Then I'm embarrassed. ”

Dumb: "I'm embarrassed. ”

Re: Leader: You must have something to mean.

Dumb: It's really not interesting. Vertical rot rule.

Leader: Since it doesn't mean anything, what do you mean?

Dumb: Actually, I mean what I mean.

Leader: Since you want to think about the meaning, what is the meaning?

Dumb cried: I just want to mean it. However, there really is no room for anything else. What can such a little red envelope mean? That's just the meaning.

The leader smiled: Hehe, I'm a little interesting to you.

Dumb thought to himself: Hee-hee, that's what I meant.

As a result, the foreigner burst into tears and handed over the blank roll and returned to China!

The Chinese joke for foreigners is as follows:

A foreigner studied Chinese for ten years and went to China to take the Chinese test, and the test questions are as follows:

Topic: Please explain the meaning of each of the "meanings" in the following paragraph.

When Dumb gave the leader a red envelope, the conversation between the two was quite interesting.

Leader: "What are you thinking about?" ”

Dumb: "It's not interesting, it means." ”

Leader: "You're not interesting enough. ”

Ah Yu Peng: "Little meaning, small meaning." ”

Leader: "You're such an interesting person. ”

Dumb: "Actually, it doesn't mean anything else. ”

Leader: "Then I'm embarrassed. ”

Dumb: "I'm embarrassed. ”

Re: Leader: You must have something to mean.

Dumb: It's really not interesting.

Leader: Since it doesn't mean anything, what do you mean?

Dumb: Actually, I mean what I mean by that.

Leader: Since you want to mean something, that's what it means.

Dumb cried: I just want to mean it. But there's really nothing else to it. What can such a little red envelope mean? That's just the meaning.

The leader smiled: Hehe, I'm a little interesting to you.

Dumb thought to himself: Hee-hee, that's what I meant.

As a result, the foreigner burst into tears and handed over the blank roll and returned to China!

The Chinese joke for foreigners is as follows:

A foreigner studied Chinese for ten years and went to China to take the Chinese test, and the test questions are as follows:

Topic: Please explain the meaning of each of the "meanings" in the following paragraph.

When Dumb gave the leader a red envelope, the conversation between the two was quite interesting.

Leader: "What do you mean by that?" ”

Dumb: "It's not interesting, it means." ”

Leader: "You're not interesting enough. ”

Dumb: "Small meaning, small meaning." ”

Leader: "You're such an interesting person. ”

Dumb: "Actually, it doesn't mean anything else. ”

Leader: "Then I'm embarrassed. ”

Dumb: "I'm embarrassed." ”

Reply: Leader: You must have something to mean.

Dumb: It's really not interesting.

Leader: Since it doesn't mean anything, what do you mean?

Dumb: Actually, I mean what I mean.

Leader: Since you want to mean something, that's what it means.

Dumb cried: I just want to mean it. But there's really nothing else to it. What can such a little red envelope mean? That's just the meaning.

The leader smiled: Hehe, I'm a little interesting to you.

Dumb thought to himself: Hee-hee, that's what I meant.

As a result, the foreigner burst into tears and handed over the blank roll and returned to China!

This joke was once ranked number one in the world.

Of course it's poured out," said the waiter.

no！no！no！The American shook his head and said, "In the United States, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to factories to make shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China." ”

After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit, and the American pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What do you do with the leftover lemon peel?" Of course it's poured out," said the waiter.

no！no！no！”

The Americans shook their heads and said, "In our United States, leftover lemon peels are sent to factories to make them into treasures, and then sold to you in China." ”

At the checkout, the American asked the waiter with a smile as he chewed gum, "What do you do with the leftover gum?" "Spit it out, of course," the waiter said.

no！no！no！”

The American shook his head and said proudly, "In the United States, chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into a set, and then sold to you in China." ”

The waiter asked impatiently, "Then do you know how to deal with used condoms in our China?" ”

Throw it away, of course," the Americans said.

The waiter shook his head and said, "No! no！no！In China, used condoms are sent to factories to make chewing gum and then sold to you in the United States. ”

I saw a strange phenomenon that some of the people who read my posts did the following things shortly after:

1. The love is successful;

2. The business is negotiated;

3. I was promoted and made a fortune;

4. Feel comfortable;

5. The family is harmonious;

6. Be in good health;

7. Everything went well.

This part of the people is the brothers and sisters who first looked at it and then watched it.

Teach us: "When you see a good sticker, you must like it!" ”

It makes a lot of sense.

Investigation of police strength in the United States, Hong Kong, and mainland China.

In order to test the strength of the police in the United States, Hong Kong, and Chinese mainland, the United Nations put three rabbits in three forests to see who could find the rabbit first.

In front of the first forest were the American police, who spent half a day meeting to make a battle plan, strictly divide the labor, and then send out special forces.

They sent more than a hundred people and dozens of police cars to line up outside the forest, and the leader shouted with a loudspeaker Rabbit, rabbit, you have been surrounded, come out and surrender. Half a day passed, and there was no movement. Flying Tigers.

There were only four of them, and they played mahjong for a day, and at dusk one person took a baton into the forest, and within five minutes, he heard a scream of animals in the forest, and the Chinese policeman came out smoking a cigarette and laughing, and dragged a bear with a blue nose and swollen face behind him, and the bear was dying and said not to fight again, I am a rabbit.

A killer pointed a gun at a man and said: What is 1+1? The man thought for a long time and said: equal to 2. The "bang" killer killed him and said: You know too much.

Two Americans are traveling in Spain.

One day, they walked into a small restaurant to have lunch. Neither of them spoke Youban Ya, and the waiters at the restaurant did not speak English. They wanted the waiter to understand that they were asking for two portions of milk and sandwiches.

They said the word "milk" several times and then spelled it, but the waiter still didn't understand.

Finally, one of them took out a piece of paper and a pencil and drew a cow. He hadn't finished painting yet, and the waiter had already run out of the restaurant.

The man who drew the cow said to his companion, "See, how useful a little pencil is in times of trouble in a foreign country!" ”

A few minutes later, the waiter returned. What he put in front of the two Americans was 2 tickets to the bullfight.