Friends commented that it is not old, exactly what is the matter with your day?

It can be said that youth is just right, it is our world, or youth, so we must cherish this sense of youth and have it well.

Hello, you can reply that it is indeed true, we must grasp the present and actively work hard for the sake of our future.

Then it is recommended that you can, as long as the mentality is not old, it is not old, there are many people in their sixties and seventies and their mentality is still very young.

I'm not young anymore. But everyone has to go through the process of going from young to old, so let's face it easily.

Thank you, I'm 25 years old, just like Principal Tan.

Expand your knowledge: A word that chokes a man in God's reply, which one makes you laugh?

1. The so-called love words are to say something that you don't even believe in, but you want the other party to believe it.

2. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

3. TV is: give you how many thousands, leave my daughter! The reality is: give us tens of thousands, otherwise leave my daughter!

Fourth, "With my appearance, if it were in ancient times, I would be able to support the entire Qinglou!" "Do you mean you look like a pillar? ”

5. When you are young, don't despair because you don't have money, because you must know that you will have a lot of days without money in the future.

Sixth, how important is interest: I can't teach my mother how to teach the smart washing machine, and then I bought her a more complex mahjong machine, and I haven't started teaching it, not only can I use it, but I will also repair it.

Talented, tell you a joke that my classmate told me

There was a guy who was getting an infusion in the hospital, and he started laughing when he was infusion. He was asked what he was laughing at. He said, "I laugh a little ...

Aha, it seems to be too cold......

I hope your classmates will like ...... during the class meeting

Write an essay about love, asking:

1. The language is concise and the words and sentences are concise.

2. The story must end in tragedy.

3. There is no limit to the number of words.

A student's essay:

Is it okay to marry me?

"Get out! ”

On the first day the rabbit went fishing, but it didn't catch it.

The next day, he went fishing again and returned empty-handed.

On the third day, there was still nothing;

On the fourth day, he still went fishing, and as soon as he put down the fishing rod, the fish jumped out of the water angrily and said, "nnd If you dare to use turnips as bait again, Lao Tzu will slap you to death, a little rabbit." ”

One day, a man was dying of starvation in the desert, and suddenly, Aladdin's magic lamp appeared!

Aladdin's Magic Lamp: I can grant you one wish! Come on, I'm going to do something!

Traveler: I want a wife...

Aladdin's Magic Lamp: (furious) Cut! I'm dying and I'm going to be beautiful! Traveler: (pitiful) · · Cake!! Dead of Gas: Hey, did you use my pencil? ）

Xiaohong: No.

Creep: You're really useless!?

Xiaohong: I'm really useless!!

Creep: Oh, you're the 103rd person to say you're useless!

Our school is in Shijiazhuang, and once Yu Minhong came to our school.

He waited until nine o'clock in the evening to give a speech to the auditorium. We cheered, and the scene was very enthusiastic. Then Teacher Yu said:

The students are very enthusiastic, and I have heard some students shouting all the time since I stood here: 'Ah, I finally saw Yu Minhong alive!' Actually, what I want to tell you is that I never died.

We burst into laughter, and then Yu Minhong gave us a wonderful speech.

There is a family surnamed Pan that holds important family activities.

They invited an old gentleman with a strong local accent to be the host. There is a passage in the family tree that reads: "Firstborn: Pangenko; Eldest daughter-in-law: Chi Shi; Eldest granddaughter: Pan Liangzi; Second grandson: Pan Daoshi .........

But this old gentleman is old and dizzy, and his pronunciation is not standard. When he followed the family tree call, he read it like this: "Firstborn, turn ......."Follow ......Head. ”

When the eldest son heard this, he felt strange, but he didn't dare to ask, so he turned his head. "The eldest daughter-in-law is also ......It's ......”

When the eldest daughter-in-law heard it, "I'm going to turn it over too?" ”

So the eldest daughter-in-law turned her head.

The eldest granddaughter, turned ......Two ......Times. ”

When my granddaughter heard this, I thought that my parents had turned it over, so I would too! So he turned over two heels.

At this time, the second grandson thought to himself: "My father and mother each turn once, my sister turns twice, how many times should I turn it?" "My heart started to get nervous. What to do?

I saw the old gentleman tear open his throat and read out loud: "Second grandson......Flip ......to ......Death....”

In the supermarket, I saw a crab with five flowers tied up crawling from Yuan's freezer to Yuan's cabinet. I'm in tears, you're so self-motivated!

One day I wanted to play tricks, and the process I envisioned was like this:

Me: You know who asks why, apart from people.

XX: Who. Me: Pig So-and-So: Why.

Me: Haha

The result is a conversation that goes like this:

Me: You know who asks why, apart from people.

XX: Pigs. Me: Why.

In the third grade, a math test score of 78 points (the elementary school test has never been lower than 90 points, otherwise it will be a disaster = =).

Great horror. It's really frightened, it's the kind of stuffiness in the heart and weakness in the legs.

Went home with a girl. Explain her repeatedly along the way.

When you pass by my house and see my mother, you must not say that you will send your results today! "

Yes, good! "Don't say it, if you do, I won't be okay with you! "

Well, don't say it! "

Remember, if you accidentally say it, I'm dead! "

Yes, you know! "

You promise me, you won't say! "

Yes, guaranteed! "

You must pay attention. "

I turned the corner and saw my mom.

Mom"I involuntarily went up and cried"I took the math test this time, and I only scored 78 points. 55555"

During the whole process, my classmates looked at me in amazement with complicated expressions.

In the sophomore year of high school, the head teacher was a math teacher, and the mobile phone rang at the bottom, the sound was unusually loud, the teacher ignored it, continued to write the question on the blackboard, and after a while, he turned around and said: "Whose mobile phone rings when it shouldn't ring again, I will gently put the mobile phone on the ground".

The students were puzzled, and the teacher turned around and continued to write the question, and after writing half a formula, he said:

Pedal hard"When I was in elementary school, I played in the big yard after school. After work, the adult asked, "Have you done your homework?"

Answer: "No", so he was grabbed back, the door was closed, and he was slapped twice, and then the adult asked, "Is it fun?"

Answer: "It's fun", and he was slapped again as soon as the words fell:"The homework is not done, what is the fun?!

I was caught back again, and as soon as the door closed, I was slapped twice, and the adult asked again: "Is it fun?" Answer: "It's not fun", and he was slapped again as soon as the words fell:"Isn't it fun to play?! "。

Yu Minhong's speech (to Peking University freshmen) and Ma Yun's speech, it would be useful to collect them. Jokes are also humorous in life - understanding, perception, and sublimation of life! I'll send you a few first:

The three most romantic words are not "I love you", but "together".

Lonely because you want someone, Gentle because you love someone;

Attachment because there is a dream, torment because waiting for someone;

Women look at handsome men and call them lustful, men look at beautiful women and call them aesthetics, and I have a problem with aesthetics, as long as it is a smiling woman, I think it is the most beautiful. "Yu Minhong.

I still remember that in order to attract the attention of girls, I helped them carry bags during the winter and summer vacations. Later, I found out that the girl had a boyfriend, and I asked her why she asked me to carry my bag, and she said that Yu Minhong wanted her boyfriend to take a break (laughter, applause).

It's okay, my baby has it too! I looked for information, and this baby who can ** himself will not feel uncomfortable! So don't worry! Oh, I wish your baby a healthy and happy growth!!

It's best that you play with him for half an hour every day, and if he wants to play with his phone, you take it back after half an hour, and if he doesn't give it to you, you grab it, let him go out and see more greenery, just do it.

When the child is young. When you are formally curious about the outside world, a large amount of information in your mobile phone will arouse your child's curiosity. However, improper use of mobile phones can have a negative impact on the body and mind, not only for children, but also for adults.

If you want to improve your child's current habits, you must first understand why your child is like this, is it usually boring? Or addicted to gaming? Or for some other reason.

You can communicate more with your child, participate in your child's inner activities, and know why. Or nurture your child's other interests and let him divert his attention. There is also the need for children to develop the correct concept of using mobile phones.

Do not use a brutal, coercive way.

Cultivate some extracurricular interests, read more books, and divert attention.

I wish there was enough time to explore the secrets and pleasures of the world, to adventure, to feel, to love.

If I can live forever, then I must work hard to make money and travel the world at the same time.

Then I'm going to start my life all over again, to do what I didn't finish before, and live a different life.

What should I do if I can't take care of myself when I'm old If I plan to have a son and a daughter and then cultivate, what if the children are too noisy and hinder your pure heart? Let's still cumin.

I will have the next generation, and I will live forever with my own children.

I will be happy to be immortal, and then I will see the outside world and travel around the world.

I will study hard, make a lot of money, and start my own company.

Then I don't use any cosmetics anymore, and I don't need them anyway.

I would choose to die at the right time, I should live for myself, but it is too uncomfortable for people I know to keep dying.

Enjoy life and experience everything you haven't played and experienced before.

Find a paradise with the person you like. Happy life.

If you can drink it continuously for 500 years, maybe you can.

If you believe that God is crying when it rains, then you can also believe that you can live forever by drinking it! Ideas are a magical thing, really 、、、

No, if you do, you won't be old.

Let's just say you're whimsical.

Time is like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle. Gradually, the word "childhood" left me.

When I think about my childhood, I can't help but laugh.

One night, when I was less than three years old, I innocently asked my mother, "What is this?" Mom. I pointed to the shadow on the ground. My mother smiled and said, "This is your shadow!" I scratched my head and nodded understandingly.

Out of curiosity, I began to notice my own shadow. I found that my shadow was short in duration, high in time. Therefore, I was scared and cried to my mother

Mom. Shadows move! He always follows me!

My mother said to me gently, "Silly boy, because the shadow is yours!" So, the shadow will follow you.

The next day, I gathered my friends together and said, "Shall we have a 'shadow contest'?" "My friends applauded, but didn't know how to play.

I said triumphantly, "The gameplay is very simple, see who steps on the other party's shadow more times, and it will be considered the winner." "Just play, let's kick you, I step on it.

Suddenly, the sun was obscured by a large cloud and the sky darkened. I screamed, "Ah!

Our shadows are gone! The friends also shouted: "That's right!

Yes! What to do? What to do?

I cried and found my mother: "Mommy, Mommy, the shadow is gone!" Mom said kindly

Because the light is obscured, the shadow refuses to come out, and when there is light, the shadow naturally appears. Sure enough, after a while, the shadow reappeared! I clapped my hands and shouted:

All right! All right! The shadow has reappeared!

Thinking of this, I can't help but laugh at the naivety and naivety of my childhood. Yes! Childhood is colorful and carefree. Although childhood is gone, it is still worth remembering.

If you can** one point. Thank you! ^.

There are many things in our childhood. There are those who are happy; There are sorrowful; There are unforgettable; There is comedy. But I think the most interesting thing is that incident, which still lingers in my mind.

I remember that it was a Friday in the fifth grade, and all the teachers and students of our school were going to go to Taohuashan for a spring outing, but it was raining again on this day, which was really unfortunate! The teacher said:"Rain or shine today.

This sentence inspired the fighting spirit of the students! Hearing this, the students were very happy, some cheered, and some jumped three feet high. "Good, good"Shouted loudly.

At eight o'clock, the teacher left the school with us and drove to the beautiful peach orchard of Peach Blossom Mountain in the bus he had chartered. On the bus, the students' voices and laughter were louder than the whirring of the cars. After more than half an hour, we arrived at the foot of the beautiful Peach Blossom Mountain.

As soon as I stepped out of the car, a puff of fragrance wafted into my nose. I looked up at the top of the mountain, and when I saw that it was so high, and the ground was still wet, I thought, "No, how can I walk so high, and the road is not easy to walk."

I looked around at my classmates, who were using their umbrellas as crutches, ready to take on the daunting task. I turned my head and asked my good friend:"Is it up to it?

Absolutely"I can't help it, just follow"Large troops"Head up the hill. Many students didn't want to leave when they walked halfway up the mountain, but when the teacher learned about it, he persuaded them to continue, because there was a beautiful view from above. Some of my classmates fell to the ground halfway up the mountain, and I was laughing at the classmates who were thrown next to me.

Not good"I stepped on a wet rock, and all of a sudden my knees got dirty, and as the slope became steeper, there was hardly a single person in the class who didn't become a little clay figurine. I was walking and I accidentally fell down again, and a few classmates in the back followed me"Bye-bye"。"I'm really sorry to hurt you.

I hurriedly apologized. What confidence do I have to climb the mountain in such a situation? "It's really boring, I can't do a good class at school, what kind of mountain do I climb, it's boring.

The classmate next to me heard it and said to me:"That's interesting, come with me"As he spoke, he pulled me and rushed upward. A few of my classmates and I had fallen behind, but thanks to their help, I caught up"Large troops"Confidence has been re-established.

At the top of the mountain, the peach blossoms are in full bloom, as if to greet us"Spring is here again, how beautiful! "The fresh air we breathe in here is a blessing from nature.

We should make good use of this time and enjoy the joy of spring. From this, I also understood that in order to get something in return, you must first give. If we want to enjoy the blessings that nature has given us, we must not be afraid of difficulties and strive to climb upwards.