He said to Qian, No, your poor family doesn t even have clothes

The bear said to Neng: No, why did you shave all your beard?

Shen said to A: No, why did you shave all your hair?

Ben said to the wood: Aren't you tired of standing all the time?

The fire people said: Don't think that you are an American GI when you stand with your hands together and your legs apart.

Tian said to his counterpart: "Oh my God, everyone has lost meat, how can you lose all the bones!" ”

For the force to say: "I really don't pay attention to the image, and I don't make up the buttons when they fall off!" ”

Ya said to the sky, "Why did you come out without a hat?" ”

Seeing that he said to Bei: "If your legs are straight, they will become treasures?" ”

The nephew said to the surname, "Who said that a boy and a girl are the same?" ”

He said to the cheap: "Do you think that if you are rich, you are noble? ”

"Akane" said to "Sun": When the sun is out, why don't you wear a straw hat?

"Day" said to "said: I told you not to fight, and voila! It's been flattened by the gavel!

Jing said to "Pin": Haven't you renovated your home?

Bing said to Qiu: Look at it! How cruel the war is, both of your legs have been blown off!

Dan "said" to "Dan": coward, with bodyguards all day long.

Chang" said to "Zhang": You think you are Hou Yi, why do you have nothing to do with Zhang Gong all day long?

"Big" said to "cool": Just four questions, why are you all wrong?

"Day" said to "Dan": When did you learn to skateboard?

I have to cry, saying that you usually practice more eloquence, and now you are being reprimanded to cry, right?

Akane said to Nishi that the sun is out, why don't you wear a straw hat?

The soldier said to Qiu, look how cruel the war is, both of your legs have blown away!

What about buying a car?

Dan "said" to "Dan": coward, with bodyguards all day long.

The soil said to the ugly, don't think that the cloak is good-looking, but in fact, the bones are still old-fashioned.

"Dai" said to "V": "Who are you dragging a big ocean knife out to scare?" ”

"V" said to "Dai": "The waistband of the pants is lost, and the face comes out to mix?" ”

Ping said to "half": "It is safe to keep your wealth open." ”

The tip said to the head, "Why did your ears grow to one side?" ”

"Soil" said to "ugly": Don't think that the shawl hair is good-looking, in fact, it is still old-fashioned in the bones.

"inch" said to "Guo": Old man, have you bought a recliner?

The fork said to "and", "When will you get a facelift?" What about the mole on the face?

"Mu" said to "Shu": Don't think that I don't know you if I put on the vest.

Chang" said to "Zhang": You think you are Hou Yi, why do you have nothing to do with Zhang Gong all day long?

"Big" said to "cool": Just four questions, why are you all wrong?

"Electricity" said to the "turtle": wearing a hat crookedly, what is cool?

"Xiong" said to "Neng": What happened, all four bear paws were sold?

"Day" said to "said: Yo, I said friend, I haven't seen you for a few days, so fat?

Mu said to "Sen": I haven't seen you for a few days, and my brothers are playing acrobatics.

Zhuo said to the "table": I ran into a big fool, okay, why did you turn on the shelf?

The donkey said to the "horse": "Big brother, it's useless to run fast, hurry up and get your account on!"

Say to "rabbit": Is it okay to wipe it clean next time you go to the toilet?

What about buying a car?

He said to "Crying": I told you to practice your eloquence more often, and now you are being reprimanded to cry.

"Ruler" excitedly said to "End": Sister, the test results are out, the twins you are pregnant!

"Dai" said to "V": "Who are you dragging a big ocean knife out to scare?" ”

"V" said to "Dai": "The waistband of the pants is lost, and the face comes out to mix?" ”

Ping said to "half": "It is safe to keep your wealth open." ”

The tip said to the head, "Why did your ears grow to one side?" ”

Is it enough? Besides, I have eleven more! There is no hurry.

Song said to Mu: Let you search blindly all day long, your head is gone.

The fork said to "and", "When will you get a facelift?" What about the mole on the face?

"Mu" said to "Shu": Don't think that I don't know you if I put on the vest.

Chang" said to "Zhang": You think you are Hou Yi, why do you have nothing to do with Zhang Gong all day long?

"Big" said to "cool": Just four questions, why are you all wrong?

"Electricity" said to the "turtle": wearing a hat crookedly, what is cool?

"Day" said to "Dan": When did you learn to skateboard?

Than" said to "North": Husband and wife, why bother with divorce!

The towel said to the coin: "Son, you are worth a hundred times more when you wear a doctor's hat!"

"Man" said to "Cong": Hey, the pair who are in love, don't trample the lawn!

"" says to "urine": dry and thin are not the same!

You said to "A": Practicing one-finger Zen like this hurts the body, right?

Mu said to "Shu": If you have a mole on your face, you should be considered a beauty?

"Xiong" said to "Neng": Poor like this, all four bear paws have been sold?

The soldier said to Qiu: "Brother, you stepped on a mine, why are your legs gone?"

"Ruler" said to "End": Sister, the test results are out, you are pregnant with twins!

And "to" but "said: coward, with bodyguards all day long."

"Soil" said to "ugly": Don't think that the shawl hair is good-looking, in fact, it is still old-fashioned in the bones.

The fork said to "and", "When will you get a facelift?" What about the mole on the face?

"Mu" said to "Shu": Don't think that I don't know you if I put on the vest.

Chang" said to "Zhang": You think you are Hou Yi, why do you have nothing to do with Zhang Gong all day long?

"Big" said to "cool": Just four questions, why are you all wrong?

"Electricity" said to the "turtle": wearing a hat crookedly, what is cool?

"Day" said to "Dan": When did you learn to skateboard?

Than" said to "North": Husband and wife, why bother with divorce!

The towel said to the coin: "Son, you are worth a hundred times more when you wear a doctor's hat!"

"Man" said to "Cong": Hey, the pair who are in love, don't trample the lawn!

"" says to "urine": dry and thin are not the same!

You said to "A": Practicing one-finger Zen like this hurts the body, right?

Mu said to "Shu": If you have a mole on your face, you should be considered a beauty?

"Xiong" said to "Neng": Poor like this, all four bear paws have been sold?

The soldier said to Qiu: "Brother, you stepped on a mine, why are your legs gone?"

Lin said to Ma: "Brother, where did you buy the cloak?" ”

1. Placebo.

In his later years, Einstein fell seriously ill, which seriously affected his daily life and physics research. And, as time went on, his condition gradually deteriorated. The doctor was very worried about his condition, and always paid attention to his physical health, for fear that something would go wrong.

After all, he is not an ordinary person who cares for his own medical care, he is the greatest scientist of the 20th century!

However, Einstein did not care much about his illness, he believed that birth, old age, sickness and death are a natural law of life, whether you are an ordinary man or a great man or celebrity, no one can escape this natural law. Instead of panicking in the fear of death, it is better to spend more time on more meaningful things and look at it with a normal and calm heart.

Therefore, he is not highly motivated to cooperate with the doctor**, often does not take the doctor's advice to him, and sometimes even forgets to take the medicine. Once, after the doctor checked his condition, he prescribed some medicine, told him to take it immediately, and watched him eat it.

Although Einstein didn't care much, he still obediently took the pill, and when he saw that the doctor was relieved, he said to the doctor: "Doctor, do you feel better now?" ”

2. Cold to hot reputation.

At a ball dedicated to Einstein, "celebrities" from all over the United States chattered about him, praising him, and making him restless.

When the sensual tout escalated into hot and faint nonsense, Einstein couldn't take it anymore, he patted the couch and stood up, saying, "Thank you for your praise of me!" If I believe that these compliments come from a sincere heart, then I should be a madman.

Because I know I'm not a lunatic, I don't believe it, and I don't want to hear these disgusting compliments from you again! ”

3. A large paper basket.

Princeton University was going to give Einstein $1 million to hire him as a professor,-- and on the day Einstein was brought to his office at Princeton, he was asked what tools he needed. "I think a desk, a chair and some paper pencils will do. Ah, by the way, a big wastebasket.

He said. Why big? "So that I can throw all my mistakes in. ”

4. Crawling beetles.

Einstein's second son, Edward, asked him, "Dad, why did you become famous?" When Einstein heard this, he first laughed, and then said meaningfully

You see, the beetle crawls on a sphere, but it doesn't realize that the path it's taking is crooked, and I do. ”

5. Memorize the number.

A friend of Einstein's called him **. Finally, she asked Einstein to write down her ** number so that she could call later. "My ** number is very long and hard to remember.

Say it, I'll listen. "Einstein didn't pick up a pen. “24361。

What's so hard to remember? Albert Einstein said, "Two dozen and nineteen squared, I remember." ”

I bought a leather bed in May this year, an order of 4200 yuan, with a mattress and a bedside table. After the arrival of the bed scalp is bad, change the head of the bed, the seller's mouth promised to be good, but not to send, dragged on for 3 months, during the period to find **customer service,**customer service told me that they deal with it, let me rest assured, they must help consumers, let me believe in them, I really believe in these beasts. It dragged on until the rights protection period passed, and I looked for ** customer service again, and said directly, the rights protection period has passed, and there is no way, so I will cooperate with the seller to deal with it.

As a result, the seller was particularly lawless, just didn't send it, and lied all kinds of things, and changed the bedside for more than 3 months. There is also a problem when installing, the hole is not in the right place and the bed board cannot be placed. The installation of the seller's installer, not I found it myself, but the seller began to say that the installer was unprofessional, can not be trusted, and said that their beds are like that, sleep and go down, I said what if it breaks, the seller said to change, the result is less than a week, in the middle of the night when the bed is on the bed, damn so scared that I thought ** to run it......Then the seller didn't admit it, and then found ** customer service or that sentence, no way, because the seller didn't promise to return or replace it for you, so you can only listen to the seller.

I used to play with the seller, Want Want didn't record it, and the customer service didn't recognize it, and I said to the seller that I couldn't believe the words of the person who installed it. I seriously suspect that there is a dirty money transaction between the customer service and this company, otherwise why would the customer service cover up this *** everywhere? Now the bed has collapsed for 2 months, I sleep on the sofa, the seller is not there, I don't deal with it, ** customer service doesn't care at all.

I asked for a return for a refund, but the seller did not agree, and the customer service said no, unless I took out the evidence issued by the state-certified authority that the bed was problematic, and they would deal with it. However, as far as the customer service has dealt with it three or four times, even if I really open it, they must have new tricks to cover up**. I complained to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, complained in the morning, and in the evening**customer service called me** to say that the seller agreed to return the goods and refund, let me revoke them, I don't need to, you didn't deal with it before, and you don't have to deal with it now, wait for the results of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau.

**The customer service also threatened me that this would be a waste of time and empty of goods, and the seller was anxious The seller did not deal with the collapsed bed for me, I said that they would not deal with it, and now I want to return and refund, I don't want this money, I should buy a cemetery for you, what a big deal, I must let the Industrial and Commercial Bureau intervene. After waiting for a few days, the Industrial and Commercial Bureau replied to me, saying that the company had no business qualifications at all, and the quality certificates on the page were all fake, and the registered address of the unit and ** could not be found. They transferred the incident to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau of Yuhang District for handling, and are still waiting for the results.

, garbage. The customer service is in a nest with**snake and rat, just like that**, sooner or later it will be collapsed by this garbage. This store is called a furniture culture heritage store.

Remember, don't buy it, it's okay if it's okay, if something goes wrong, you're unlucky.

I am a six-year** seller, and I am also an eight-year senior buyer, saying that there are no fakes, that is really a lie, and last winter I spent 900 yuan to buy a down jacket that was worn for half a month. Summarize a little experience to share with you!

1. If a baby is 100% praised, then this thing may be fake, just imagine the same thing, it is impossible to fit everyone, take the food, everyone's taste is different, how can it be all praise, there are many people in my store in the bad reviews, saying that the taste is average, we are recognized, after all, it is difficult to adjust!

2, the baby is full of long praise, and there are pictures of the picture, you need to be suspicious, I was fooled. Many of my customers, including old customers who have repurchased many times, basically rarely have long praises or photos, and sometimes they don't even bother to give evaluations, which are basically automatically confirmed by the system. Unless a few new customers receive more than expected for the first time, they will post pictures and long reviews when they are excited.

3. If it is too low, it is basically a fake. In this age where everything has to be presented, do you believe that there will be people who will volunteer to provide you with a free lunch? Many of my customers ask for gifts as soon as they buy something, isn't the quality assurance of the goods themselves more important than the gifts?

Sometimes it's really speechless! I am a seller, I touch my conscience to tell you, wool out of sheep, high-profit products, we will naturally send more gifts to customers, to attract customers to repurchase, as for those in order to earn traffic almost zero profit ** products, we really can't afford to send anything!

4. I am a shopkeeper who sells specialty products, everyone understands food safety, don't blindly pursue quality, people who grew up in the countryside know that things without additives can be seen well? It's not that there must be no good goods if it's cheap, and the goods that exceed the cost of the industry itself can't be good goods, there is no free lunch in the world, and the shopkeeper lives on, why does he sell you things that don't make money?

5. If you want to buy branded clothing and electrical appliances, don't save those hundreds of dollars, there is really a distinction between online and offline!