Urgent essay on funny slogan in about 600 words 50

Writing ideas: Do not go flat and straightforward, pay attention to timely and constantly change the angle of description, make the description more specific, and give the reader a sense of subjectivity. Be organized, natural, and understandable, not cluttered, and pour your thoughts and feelings.

Text: The reason why the slogan "simple and rude" is more effective than the imperative tone is because it captures the weakness of human nature. And often this kind of slogan designed to take advantage of the weakness of human nature can achieve good results.

Judging from the slogan "Don't step on the lawn" to the popular slogans in the toilet, such as "peeing out means that you are soft, and not urinating means that you are short", it is often this kind of simple and rude that can make people more consciously abide by the rules. If you put a sign on the lawn with the slogan "You are ugly, you step on me", I believe that no one will step on the lawn.

Why, it is often this simple and crude language that can wake up sleeping human nature. First of all, no one will admit that they are ugly, and this witty and humorous slogan hits people's hearts even more. Secondly, even if someone tramples on the lawn, it must be a joke to outsiders, and who will admit that they are a joke?

Grasping the weakness of human nature, we should reflect on it. From the slogan "It takes more time to walk on the flyover than to cross the road" to the slogan "You are ugly, you are rampant", the effect is completely different, and we should reflect on it. From the point of view of interests, no one will feel that this second is in their favor.

And behind this is also hinting at the weakness of human nature.

The essential difference between the "simple and crude" slogan and the traditional slogan of imperative tone is that one is self-interested and the other is the opposite. Although seconds are not long, in this fast-paced society, no one will think that it is wrong to cross the road to save seconds, and "you are ugly and you are rampant" is not.

First, walking on the flyover proves that you are not ugly, which is one thing, and secondly, crossing the road proves that you admit that you are ugly. Driven by interests, I am afraid that no matter how anxious people are, they will obediently take the overpass. It may seem like a crude slogan, but it is precisely because it grasps the weakness of human nature that it can achieve extraordinary results.

We have been revealed our weaknesses, whether it is time to act or change. A gentleman has something to do and something not to do. Crossing the road is not something you should do.

Isn't it effective to attack the frailties of human nature with such crude slogans? The next time, I will see that the slogan is no longer so rude, and whether it will return to the original state.

If society really needs to rely on such crude slogans to maintain a good social atmosphere, I think our nation is not far from extinction. If people from other countries see our slogan, it will be more ridiculous than ridiculous. The inferiority of the Chinese will be laughed at by foreigners.

The weakness of the Chinese people's humanity has been exposed, and this is no longer a personal problem, but a national problem. If our weaknesses remain the same, we will eventually become the "mediocre" of Mr. Lu Xun's pen.

To grasp the weakness of human nature, we need to reflect that people are the cornerstone of society and the country, and what our civilized society needs is that we consciously and benignly maintain it, and not rely on this kind of "simple and rude" way, it is time to wake up.

One of the interesting things is that there are two electric poles in front of my grandmother's house, and usually when the swallows are tired, they will rest on the wires. The feathers on the swallow's back are black, the feathers on its belly are white, its tail is parted like a small pair of scissors, and it stands on an electric pole, much like the stave in class. Two of them had nests in the hallway of my grandmother's house, and they gave birth to a lot of baby swallows, and one day they went to hunt, and when they came back, they flew very low, and they were very close to each other.

I thought it was strange because the two swallows usually fly very high, why did they fly so low today, did they get sick, so I went to ask my mother, "Why did the swallows fly low today?" and my mother said, "The swallows feed on insects, and when it's going to rain, there's a lot of moisture in the air, and some small insects can't fly high, so they can only fly around near the ground." The insects on the ground are active, and the swallows fly low to hunt. Therefore, "swallows flying low" is a sign that "the sky will rain".

There is also a proverb among the people that "dragonflies fly low in flocks around the sky, but it rains for three days", which is also true. After listening to my mother's words, it dawned on me. One interesting thing is, one day, I was tired of playing outside, and I came home sweaty, and I wanted to watch TV for a while.

As soon as I turned on the TV, I saw a very interesting program. An English teacher was teaching a lesson about monkeys, and there were a couple of monkeys next to him who were dressed and could understand human speech. The teacher clapped his hands and shouted, "Monkey come up," and when the monkey heard this, he quickly ran over, some jumped on the electric light, and he swung on the swing, and some jumped on the teacher's shoulder, and his round eyes looked at the students, and some jumped on the podium, and he used the podium as a stage, and he was dancing there, and one of the monkeys took the cigarette butt from the teacher's hand and smoked it himself.

The teacher was in a hurry and said, "Don't dismantle my pipe. But when the mischievous monkey heard this, his eyes were so round that he broke the pipe, and made the students laugh. The teacher took the students to a classroom where there were also monkeys, and there was a mother monkey.

After listening to the lecture on the legal system.

On Wednesday afternoon last week, under the arrangement of the school, the students listened to the legal propaganda lecture of the vice president of the legal system of our school. Although it was only a short hour, I had a lot of feelings. Around us, some students always make mistakes, have a weak sense of legal discipline, and refuse to change their teachings.

think: as long as you don't kill people and set fires, what's the big deal if you make a small mistake? As the saying goes:

Stealing needles when you are young, stealing gold when you are big. "Stealing oil when you are young, stealing cattle when you are big." "That tells us:

If a person has not developed good behavior habits since childhood, does not have a good sense of legal discipline, and does bad things such as damaging public property, beating, scolding, and even stealing, it will not only discredit your personal image, but also gradually corrode your soul. Gradually, you will often be tempted to make mistakes of one kind or another. If you don't change your mistakes and continue to develop, those bad habits will become ingrained in your psyche and will become more and more serious.

At that time, you are likely to embark on the path of crime, and in the end, all that awaits you is a prison where you will lose your freedom in life. Although our juvenile delinquency is on the rise, it is also often victimized. Now, despite the protection of teachers and parents, they cannot always be by our side to care for us, and one day we will leave our parents, leave school, step into society, and live independently.

Therefore, self-protection has become a necessary measure for our middle school students to prevent themselves from being harmed. Middle school students spend most of their time at school, so often we get hurt because of conflicts between classmates. This lecture on the legal system gave the students a very good lesson in "politics" and made them deeply aware of the importance of abiding by school rules and discipline.

Students, in order for us to grow up healthily and for our better tomorrow, let us start from now on, be strict with ourselves, get rid of bad habits, and be a qualified contemporary middle school student!

Childhood is innocent, hilarious, and nostalgic. Speaking of the word childhood, it reminds me of another interesting thing.

I remember one night, my children and I were playing basketball in the SWAT team, and we were a little bored. "Let's play hide and seek. Come play cat and mouse.

Li Jiajie said suddenly. We happily said, "Okay."

So what are the rules? Is it the same as before? Jiang Liyu asked.

Li Jiajie said: "First decide a person to be a cat, if you are a cat, you have to wait for us to say that you can catch it after hiding, the comrade who was caught is a "cat", if you catch not one, then the "mice" will have to rock-paper-scissors to decide who is a cat, and the loser is a cat, if you want not to be caught by a cat, you have to shoot with a basketball, if you throw it, the cat can't catch you, if you don't throw it, the cat can continue to catch you. Do you understand?

I see! We said in unison.

I stood on the basketball court with my eyes closed, and the game began, first of all, I was a "cat", how unlucky! When they all said that they had hidden it, I immediately opened my eyes and searched east and west, but found nothing. Suddenly, a figure flashed through the woods in front of me.

I thought: it must be a "mouse"! I ran into the woods quickly and found nothing, and I said to myself, "Maybe I'm wrong."

Just as I was about to go to another place (in the SWAT team) to find the "rat hostage", the figure flashed again quickly, (Note: I didn't say horror movies!). A thought raced through my mind, and suddenly, I had the audacity to think:

Could it be a ghost? I immediately shouted, "Hell!

Suddenly, the figure said, "What the hell, there are no ghosts in the world!" It's me!

Oh, I fixed my eyes, and it turned out to be Rathno! I quickly stretched out my "claws" and grabbed the angry "mouse" that I said was a "ghost". His angry face suddenly turned into a pleading face, (which really looked like a mouse), and said:

Brother Zhao, just spare me, I didn't hide well before I dodged around to find a place to hide. I didn't let him go, saying, "How can I give up the 'rat' that I have caught so easily?"

After saying that, he walked away to find another "rat hostage".

I can't help but laugh when I think about it.

What a nostalgic childhood!

Think for yourself! People have to use their brains!

Write around the changes to the motherland and other aspects, and show your true feelings! I'm writing about it now, too!

I grow up with the motherland, and happiness grows with me, and I can !!

As soon as I walked into the classroom, the nature teacher picked up the chalk and wrote the word "oxygen" on the blackboard. "Today we are going to learn the lesson of 'oxygen', and I want to ask what are the characteristics of oxygen?

Wang Zheng, a top student, immediately raised his hand and said: "Oxygen has three major characteristics: first, colorless; Second, tasteless; 3. It can be burned.

Okay, let's do an experiment to prove these three points. This vial is potassium permanganate, which can produce 98 percent pure oxygen when burned. With that, the teacher began to prepare, and we all craned our necks to look.

I saw him fill the basin with most of the water, fill the beaker with water, and push the glass piece against the rim of the cup to the middle until the whole rim is tightly covered. Then he put some potassium permanganate into the test tube, clamped the tube with a clamp, stuffed the plug with the hose into the tube, and lit the alcohol lamp. Then he turned the beaker upside down and put it into the basin, the glass piece pressed against the bottom of the pot, and then slowly pulled the glass piece out, and the other end of the hose was stuffed into the beaker.

Finally, the teacher asked the class representative to take the clamp and put the test tube on the alcohol lamp to burn.

One of the most interesting things.

The most interesting thing in my life is that I ate it secretly, and the taste of chili pepper is really indescribable.

There is a small vegetable ball downstairs in my house, which is Grandpa Ho's paradise, and he goes there every day to water the vegetables he grows. In this vegetable garden, there are cabbage, rotips and peppers. The one that sparked my mind the most was chili.

Grandpa He planted not ordinary chili peppers, but seven-colored small chili peppers. Cayenne pepper is a small pepper that can change color, and it is green for 10 days, yellow for 10 days, purple for 10 days, and red for 10 days

One day I was walking downstairs on a Saturday morning in the fall. When I walked to this vegetable garden, I saw the small peppers inside, green and delicious. I thought to myself:

Is a green pepper still spicy? It's sure to be delicious, so I had an idea in my heart to pick one and taste it, and no one knows anyway.

I saw that there was no one around, so I hurriedly ran over. With a tug of his hand, he took it off. I thought of a treasure and ran home.

When I got home, I was relieved to see that there was no one. Then, put the chili pepper washed with water into your mouth and chew it, it doesn't matter if you don't chew it, it will be bad if you chew it. Suddenly, tears flowed from my eyes.

I ran to the faucet and took a big sip of water. This is better, but I didn't expect this seven-colored pepper to be ten times hotter than other peppers.

This is the "story" of my childhood.