What s been a funny joke lately?

After reading these jokes I summarized, I believe you will definitely laugh. Have fun! 1:

Because I was so crazy about dancing, I dreamed about it at night, and in the morning my mother pulled me out of bed and suddenly shouted, "It's you!" I'm gone!

2: On the way to school, I saw the old people playing Tai Chi, and thought: The newcomer is the newcomer and still plays 72.

3: When I arrived at school, I saw mm in a skirt in my class, and said, "Don't jump 54, don't seduce me with your pants, and I was slapped in the face." 4：

In math class, the teacher asked me to give the answer to the question. 564 564 64 564+64" was punished by the teacher. ：

When I did recess exercises, I was different from my classmates, and the teacher asked why, and I said, "Free dance steps are casually danced, they are all the same, it must be a plug-in, a bs plug-in." ” 5：

Because I was dancing too late in the evening, I was slow to prepare for physical education class, and the teacher asked, "Why is Lao slower than others?" I'm card.

6: In a trance, I accidentally walked to someone else's classroom and was kicked out by the teacher. "Damn, t me?

Open room stepping! ”7：.On the way home from school, I saw people gathered together.

I thought, "I'm playing with the group, I haven't memorized the dance steps yet." ” 8：

When I got home, I asked my mother for the second day's pocket money, and my mother gave her 20 yuan. I said, "20g?

How can it be enough, you can't buy the most basic hair, at least 7000. "As a result, the 20 pieces were gone. 1. Why do Haier brothers only wear pants?

Because they don't have Q coins! 2. Why is China the most mysterious country in the world? Because **** is who, and the prime minister is when

3. One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks fight landlords, and five monks can go to pretend to be babies. 4. Listen to your words, and the saint warrior reads. 5. What are you unhappy about?

Say it and make everyone happy. 6, when is the bright moon, look up by yourself 7, women are made of water, men are made of mud, Li Junji and Li Yuchun are made of cement. 8, the praying mantis catches the cicada, Nuwa catches the sky, the dead sheep catches the prison, and the four famous catches 9, the 14 books written by Jin Yong can be connected into a couplet:

Feixue shoots white deer in the sky, and the smiling book god leans on the blue duck" The 7 books written by Rowling can also be connected into one sentence: "Hahahaha, hahahaha" 10, the one with tattoos is not necessarily a hooligan, he may be Yue Fei.

Some of the hilarious jokes are as follows:

1. Send you a watermelon, when you are in a bad mood, you can cut it with a knife, cut it, and at the same time you can vent and shout loudly: I kill the melon, I kill the melon, I kill the melon.

2. When I met a person at the station who asked for food, he held a piece of paper in his hand and wrote: I am a deaf and mute person, please give me a little charity. I suspected that he was **, so I said: I'm sorry, I don't know words.

Then he spoke: "Brother, my wallet has been ripped off and I have no money to buy a ticket home, you can lend me some money." I was surprised: aren't you deaf and dumb? He was also surprised: Don't you know how to read?

3. When someone was a child, he just learned to ride a bicycle, and he didn't know how to run on the street, and when he saw an old man walking in front of him, he felt like he was going to hit it, so he yelled, don't move, don't move. The old man stood there for a moment and didn't move, but he turned around and bumped into it. The old man stood up and said, "You aim."

4. Just now when I was walking on the road, I picked up a strange **, a woman, and said, "Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan in our company!

Before I could speak, she laughed and said, "I'm sorry, I lied for the first time, I couldn't help it" and then she hung up, leaving me standing in the wind messy.

5. A girl was punished for running laps in the playground because she was late for class, but it rained, and the girl had to run in the rain. It was a boy running with an umbrella and moving it over the girl's head.

The girl recognized that the boy had been watching her for a long time, and her face turned red instantly, and she whispered embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend......The boy lowered his head and pondered for a moment, then said to the girl affectionately, "Do you want it?" This umbrella is ten pieces .......

1. Is there any reason to say that other people's snacks are junk food?

There are so many people who like it, what about you?

2. Everyone looks at me usually smiling, and they all say that they feel very good to get along with, you try to grab my food, and your hand is broken for you.

3. Staying up late is really harmful to the body, so every time I go to bed late, I will call for a supper.

Make up for it.

4. It's not that I don't like to do homework, it's that the mobile phone is too careful, so I only did my homework for five minutes, and the mobile phone became jealous, so it took two hours to coax it.

5. Some people are good at geography, some are good at physics, some are good at history, some are good at mathematics, some are good at Chinese, some are good at English, some are good at chemistry; And I, with a good mentality.

Tell a story that is very scary at the beginning, funny in the middle, and sad at the end.

A ghost farted and died. Finished.

Are there any particularly hilarious jokes? Not too long, this is my carefully curated collection of hilarious jokes! There are long and short, and there are a lot of bad jokes, in short, you can laugh enough at one time! There are always a few that can make you happy, I hope you.

Uh, how do you define something particularly funny. You used to laugh at this ** and take a look.

A primary school student confessed to his long-time crush teacher, and the teacher said that this was wrong, but he didn't listen. In the end, the teacher couldn't stand it and said: I don't want small children. Elementary school students say: I'll be careful! ”。

Ask you a question: What is the difference between a person falling from the second floor and falling from the twentieth floor? Hint: The answer is something you can't think of.