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Clothes. One is the most urgent, the other is the most slow, and the winter gathers around the fireplace to drink. The clothes of those who are anxious fall into the furnace, and they are burned by the fire, and those who are slow to see it calmly say:

There is a suitable thing, I have seen it for a long time, I want to say that I am afraid of the king's urgency, and I am afraid that it is not good for the king if I don't say it, but if I don't say it, I am afraid that it is not good. The anxious person asked what was the matter, and said, "The fire burns the king's clothes."

The man stood up in his clothes and shouted angrily: "Since this is the case, why not say it earlier!" "The one who has a slow sex said:

Outsiders are anxious, but unexpectedly. ”

and Section. In one fell swoop, he went to Beijing to try, and then picked up his luggage. When they went into the wilderness, a strong wind blew down their turbans.

The servant shouted, "It's landed!" The master was displeased, and said: "In the future, don't talk about landing, only talk about the first." "Servants; Tie up your luggage and say, "Now if you go to the sky, you will never be in the first place again." ”

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An instructor resigned from the court and couldn't bear to stay. When asked why, they replied, "I want to sacrifice the pigs and sheep to have such fat poops." ”mk

Take office. Sui Gong elected a teaching position, and when he first took office, his wife entered the government and cried loudly. The husband was shocked and asked, and his wife said: "I have made you so far, only out of the school, but who knows that you have entered the school." ”:bun`9_0i+w5\9]

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Licentious. Mr. Daoxue married his daughter and went out, and in the middle of the night, he was still wandering and pacing in front of the hall. Fuyun: "Xianggong, please sleep late at night." The gentleman paused and said angrily: "You don't know, the little beast is being presumptuous there at this time!" ”

Gifts. When Guangwen arrived, the doorman took the money fifty as the honoree, and the inscription said: "I am sincere to have fifty words, and the doorman bows to a hundred times."

The teacher wrote his post and returned, saying: "How about subtracting fifty bows and making up one hundred texts?" The doorman replied:

I would like to bow one hundred and fifty, but what if I am exempt from these fifty words? ”l*_#by\iy1m odpr1f

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