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A general-soldier conversation: "Hello soldier! "Hello General! "Look at how strong people's chest muscles are! "General, I'm a female soldier! ”

Summary. Hello, when the person you're chatting with says this can be sometimes, you can reply with an emoji "Consensus has been reached, touch the claw" emoji.

Hello, when the person you're chatting with says this can be sometimes, you can reply with an emoji "Consensus has been reached, touch the claw" emoji.

What is the most important thing for two people to be together after getting married? God replied: Just as if the marriage was not consummated.

Q: How did you get out of the haze of life? God replied:

Take a few extra steps. 03 Q: What is the dividing line between the first half of life and the second half of life?

God replied: At this moment. Q:

What does it feel like to be short? God replied: Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me.

Q: Why do you always have to show clips of them packing up after the news is over? God replied:

To tell you, we brag about having a draft!

God replied: Just as if the marriage was not consummated. Q:

How did you get out of the gloom of life? God replied: Take a few more steps.

03 Q: What is the dividing line between the first half of life and the second half of life? God replied:

At this moment. Q: What does it feel like to be short?

God replied: Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me. Q:

Why do you always have to show clips of them packing up after the news is over? God replied: To tell you, we brag about making a draft!

Q: What is the best food to nourish the brain? God replied: Suffer. Q: How do you go out shopping alone? God replied: Half a person, I'm afraid to scare you!

Judging from your description, if Chong Xiao said this to Mo Jingfang, then you can directly reply with an expression covering your mouth, and there is no need to dwell on this blind judgment.

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Learn from yesterday, live today, and look forward to tomorrow.

Learn from homework, live in the present, and look forward to answers.

Xiantao doesn't know what to do, the east is engaged in chemical industry, and the west is engaged in garbage incineration.

God replied: We can't get together.

Someone "don't have a pen" I "have" someone "lends me" I "am in the store and get it myself".

The humorous reply is as follows:

Don't worry, as long as I'm happy, because I'm the source of your happiness, the source of happiness.

Develop your own sense of humor and humor skills:

1. Practice saying more humorous words and cultivate your own sense of humor. In the usual time, when there is a hole to grind the emptiness, Shibi goes to say some happy words, say some humorous words, full of ridiculous charm, cultivate his sense of humor, and pay more attention to the usual conversation.

2. Look at humorous jokes or borrow from other people's humor. Take a look at humorous joke books and some humorous TV dramas and movies, and learn some useful words or phrases from them. Borrow from other people's humor and say what you want to say.

3. Cultivate your own humorous mentality, and don't panic and be impatient when you encounter problems. When encountering things, pay more attention to cultivating your own humorous attitude, don't be nervous, and deal with it calmly. Unhurried and humorous, you need to learn to try to say humorous things.