Essay on funny facts about childhood in junior high school 450 words

Childhood fun facts. Everyone has a childhood, and the anecdotes of childhood are like all kinds of shells on the seaside, sparkling in the company of the sea, exuding colorful brilliance, and there are countless to count.

And now I still hold the most shining shell in my hand, which is also one of my most memorable childhood anecdotes.

I remember when I was a child, there was an orange tree in my yard that I had planted with me when I was born, and I often used a knife to carve a mark on the trunk of the tree, and every day I went to measure whether I had grown taller. Looking at the horizontal lines, I really hope to grow taller soon.

One day, I suddenly realized that I was shorter than the mark. Oh, my God! Am I growing upside down? I was so frightened that I hurriedly ran to ask my mother"Mom.

Why have other friends grown taller, how did I become shorter? "Mom hurriedly put down the side of her.

Live, put me in a chair and ask:"Why do you say that? "I hurriedly jumped out of the chair, grabbed my mother's hand, pulled her into the yard and pointed to it.

I carved my height on the tree with a knife every day, but when I came to do it today, it was below the horizontal line I had carved before. "As I spoke, I pointed out the two horizontal lines on the tree.

Mom listened to me and looked at the tree again.

After two minutes of silence, he burst out laughing inexplicably, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, tears came out, patted me on the head and said"Fool, it's not that you're short.

It's a tall tree, so don't do such stupid things in the future. "It dawned on me that it wasn't that I was short, but that the tree was tall. After that, I happily went to play with the chicks, and I didn't know what stupid things I would do to the chicks.

Ha ha! Interesting! My childhood was like that, there were a lot of silly and funny things.

Like bathing a snow doll, shaving ...... eyebrowsIt is also so many interesting things and silly things that make up that colorful childhood, a happy childhood, and a nostalgic childhood. Although this golden time is slowly passing away from me, I am no longer so stupid, and I believe that the funny stories of my childhood will definitely become the most beautiful memories of my life.

Childhood life is like a lightning bolt that passes before your eyes. However, the interesting stories of my childhood seem to be engraved in my mind, and I can't erase them, and I can't help but laugh when I think about them.

Once, my mother bought a large bag of vegetables, and when she saw me lying on the sofa watching TV, she said, "Xiao Alcohol, can you go and help your mother wash the dishes?" "Good!

I readily agreed. After my mother finished speaking, she went to the living room to watch TV, and I went into the kitchen and saw a big bag of vegetables on the platform, including cabbage, a handful; There are eggplants, three major roots; There are tomatoes, five or six ....... I was stupid, so many dishes, I was asked to wash them in the kindergarten class, really.

Ah, there you have it! "I shouted, doesn't my mother usually stuff so many clothes into the washing machine and wash them together? So I won't do the same?

Wait a minute, maybe my mother will praise me! Thinking of this, I picked up the big bag of vegetables and went to the washing machine, tiptoed to lift the lid of the washing machine, carefully put the dishes in, then closed the lid again, and finally pressed the power button. Listen to "boom......I sat on the sidelines and thought with relish how smart I was.

After a while, I thought, the dishes are cleaned, right? Hey! I got up from my seat and pressed the button of the washing machine to stop it, and when I lifted the lid of the washing machine, I said, "Ah!

I was amazed, what about the dishes? Look at the cabbage left with the "Commander of the Light Pole", and the eggplant seems to have been gnawed by a mouse, and it is covered in scaly wounds; And the tomatoes are gone......I was scared into a cold sweat, what should I do? Mom spent so much money to buy so many vegetables, but I washed it like this, and I really helped more and more!

Xiao alcohol, is the dish washed? I'm going to stir-fry. Mom walked into the kitchen and shouted.

I was silent, "Grease the soles of your feet - slip away!" So he went into his little room and locked the door ......

I couldn't help but laugh when I thought of this childhood anecdote. How innocent I was in my childhood! As I've gotten older, I've come to understand

Different things need different practices to achieve good results; Otherwise, the consequences are often counterproductive or even out of control.

In the colorful world, childhood is joyful, childhood is mowgli, and childhood is ......Everyone has their own childhood, and mine was childish.

When I was 6 years old, I went to my grandmother's house to play, and I was naïve. I heard from adults that you can fly in the blue sky and be at ease. So, I thought about flying all day, and one day, sitting on a small bench, I saw a few chicks crawling onto the balcony and wanted to drive them downstairs.

So I followed my grandmother's example, waving my hand and shouting, "Go, go!" "But those chickens don't listen to me at all, so they run around.

Suddenly, a chicken jumped off the balcony, and I was terrified, and when I looked down, I saw that the chicken flapped its wings a few times, and then it "landed" safely. I was stunned and exclaimed in surprise, "The chicken flies, the chicken flies!" Flying chicken, flying chicken!

I shouted as if I had discovered a new world. Since then, I have known what "flying chicken" means, and knowing what it means, I plan to make "flying chicken" once.

One afternoon, my grandmother went for a walk. I snuck into the chicken coop and took a fancy to a mighty and thought it was suitable. The big rooster seemed to expect that his disaster was coming, so he scurried around one by one.

I finally grabbed the chicken and sat down on it, but at first the chicken struggled hard, and after a terrible scream, it didn't move. When my grandmother heard the rooster crow, she rushed back and asked me what was going on. I said casually:

I'm going to be a flying chicken. When my grandmother heard this, she was stunned at first, and then laughed. I'm still arguing about the plane.