Elementary school students are super super funny, and the two cross talk

Zhang: Our family is a family of braggarts!

Wang: Our family is still a bragging professional!

Zhang: Our family brags that we don't pay taxes.

Wang: Our family brags and still doesn't pay!

Zhang: It's not blowing, I go to the toilet as soon as I am born.

Wang: Crawling?

Zhang: Who can crawl when they are born!

Wang: How do you get there?

Zhang: The bed is used as a toilet!

Wang: It's called bedwetting!

Zhang: If you want to brag, I can't compare.

Wang: I don't believe it, do you dare to compare it here?

Zhang: Blowing here? No problem!

Wang: If you want to say that this is a lot of food, I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!

Zhang: I can eat eight catties of dumplings in one meal!

Wang: Oops, I have a fever!

Zhang: I also had a high fever last night!

Wang: I have a fever of 67 degrees.

Zhang: I have a high fever of 94 degrees.

Wang: You're not afraid of being burned to death!

Zhang: When I went to bed at night, I held a handful of corn in my hand, and when I saw it the next day, it was all popcorn!

Wang: I covered a quilt when I went to bed at night, and when I saw it the next day, the quilt had burned a big hole!

Zhang: I'm taller than a building!

Wang: I have my head on the sky, my feet on the ground, and I can reach out to grab a big plane!

Zhang: My upper lip is against the sky, and my lower lip is against the ground!

Wang: What about your face?

Zhang: Shameless braggarts!

Wang: Hey! ......

Zhang: What else do you want to blow?

Wang: Tell you! I'm a great man!

Zhang: What are your abilities?

Wang: I am a man who can read with my ears.

Zhang: You didn't ask me what I was capable of, did you?

Wang: What are you capable of?

Zhang: I often eat through my nose.

Wang: Then I can use my armpits to find minerals.

Zhang: I can use my throat to generate electricity.

Wang: I can see people through the wall.

Zhang: I can see your money through your clothes!

Wang: I invited my classmates to dinner last night!

Zhang: I also invited my classmates to dinner last night!

Wang: How I blow it, how he blows!

Zhang: Come on! Wang: It's bad to eat! I swallowed my chopsticks!

Zhang: I'm eating and I'm going bad! I'm going to swallow the spoon!

Zhang: I'm eating and eating and it's going bad! I bite ......I'm biting my nose off!

Wang: Huh? Are you enough?

Zhang: I bite it on my stilts! Can you handle it?

Wang: Is it like that?

Zhang: I brag about having ancestral recipes.

Wang: I can blow the square into a circle.

Zhang: I can blow the short ones into long ones.

Wang: I can blow the ugly into beautiful.

Zhang: I can blow the dead into the living.

Wang: Hey, you're amazing.

Zhang: Blow! Wang: Let me tell you, our family is a braggart workshop.

Zhang: Our family is a brag factory.

Wang: Our family is a ****.

Zhang: Our family is a braggart tolas.

Wang: Our home is the world's bragging center! Hmph, look how you blow it!

ZZ: We ......We ......Your center was blown out by our family.

Wang: Ahem! You can't compare, you can really blow it!

A: Did all of you talk about cross talk go to school? B: I studied for a few years. A: How many years?

B Four years. A: Stronger than me. How many years did you go to school?

A two years. B: If it is two years of diligent study, it is okay. A: Two years is not enough for two years.

B: How is it that it is not enough for two years? I've been sick for a few days. B: How many days have you been sick?

A: One year and eleven months. B: I've only been reading for a month, wow! A: He also escaped school for twenty-nine days.

It's only been one day! A: It was Sunday. B: Whew!

I haven't read it for a day!

Today, I'll tell you a stand-up comedy, there is such a person who doesn't like to talk.

When did this happen? This happened in the Qing Dynasty. said that there is such a big rich man, with a lot of money, and he is also one of the best people in Beijing.

This old man has two sons, and the eldest son is very calm and calm no matter what he does, and he is very capable. What about this dick? It's okay to be a person, but there is a small problem, and it is good to drink a little wine.

How good is he? He hung a wine gourd on the head of the bed, and when he woke up at night, he opened the gourd and drank a few sips, and it was not good to go to the toilet, so he put a wine jar at the door of the toilet, and he had to drink a few sips after going to the toilet!

That's it, he is drunk every day, drunk every day, drunk every day.

Finally, one day, the old man was no longer able to die, he was seriously ill, and he was about to die. He called the two sons to him, told the aftermath, left the eldest son alone, and said to the eldest son: "I'm going to die, my greatest wish on my deathbed is to ask your brother to quit drinking, even if our family has thousands of family wealth, we can't afford his way of drinking!"

The boss nodded yes. The old man died after speaking, and the two sons finished the old man's funeral, and the eldest began to give his brother an abstinence from alcohol. Someone said to the boss, the second child has bumped into a wine devil!!

I had to ask the old mage to exorcise the demons, and the boss believed it and told me to say, this is a rush to the doctor.

I spent a lot of money to hire a group of mages, but I didn't think that these people were a gang of two knives, and they recited the "Grape Sutra" at home all day long. He asked what the "Grape Sutra" is??? In fact, it's the one that ** reads:

Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, don't eat grapes but spit out grape skins"!! In fact, they don't know what they're saying!!