Urgent job search funny Q A!!

The most "speechless".

Q: What differentiates you from the previous two classmates?

A: Self-confidence, strong self-control, restrain yourself from going online.

Q: So what are you doing when they're online?

A: I watch the news in the dormitory and follow current events.

Q: What about three recent news events?

A: (10 seconds of silence) 17th National Congress.

Q: When did the 17th Party Congress end? Central?

A: I don't remember exactly. Socialist society with Chinese characteristics. I'm more of a fan of sports journalism.

The most "forgetful".

Q: What do you browse online?

Answer: **, check the information.

The most "sweaty".

Q: Choose what you are best at from the three abilities of observing, thinking, and understanding, and give examples.

A: Comprehension ability, I can guess the meaning of my classmates through observation and understanding. For example, after class, a classmate suddenly said that he was not eating, and I didn't think he was hungry, and I thought he should have forgotten to bring his meal card.

The most realistic. Q: Why did you apply for Human Resource Management?

A: I am interested in human resource management and I find it more challenging. And it's too difficult to get into a public institution.

The most "innocent".

Q: When did it start? What is the profit margin?

A: It started this year, and at the beginning, it didn't make much money.

Q: You participated in the "Qilu ** Competition", what was the result?

A: Yes, I participated, but later lost my password and didn't make it to the end.

The most "nonsensical".

Q: Why did you choose to major in Administration in the first place?

Answer: I transferred it.

Q: Are you interested in your major? So what do you like?

A: I'm not very interested, I like mechanical things more than liberal arts.

Q: Which major course stand out to you?

Answer: Tutorial on Chinese and foreign cultural classics.

The most "squirting".

Q: How is your computer operation?

A: Okay. Q: Word Excel PPT, which one do you often use?

A: Word is the most used.

Q: Why is the ** on your resume elongated?

A: In word, I want to lengthen the spacing between the upper and lower content, so I have to stretch it too.

The most "suspicious".

Q: Did you get a second-class scholarship? How many lines were there at that time?

Answer: More than 70 people platoon 11

Q: Why was he rated as an advanced individual?

A: I completed an internship report during the winter break, so I was rated as an advanced individual.

Watch more talk shows, entertainment programs, and more news facts, not just funny, but show your wise humor and explain some issues in simple terms.

Of course you can, you can learn a small skill You can still get five or six thousand a month, but I don't know if you can learn a small skill, and you can work more after graduating from junior high school this year, you can rest assured.

Then learn a skill, or go to a technical school or training school, work hard, and your life will not be bad. If you do a good job, you can be your own boss and lead college students and doctoral students.

What should I pay attention to when looking for a job? Don't easily trust others to make a quick buck; Not easy to join**; Steadily find a job that reflects self-worth.

Salary is one of the important reasons why many job seekers choose to change jobs, but for the long-term career development of job seekers, it is an incorrect idea to blindly apply impulsively for the sake of high salary.

Yinchuan is very fun, there are many scenic spots, Xixia characteristics. It is relatively easy to find a job in Yinchuan, but the salary is not high.

I think you should start by looking at yourself. Objective.

Combine your own interests and specialties to develop a long-term career development plan for yourself. Then think about ways to accomplish those goals.

It doesn't matter if you don't have the knowledge, skills and experience, you can decide whether you want to enroll in a class or learn from practice according to your own plan, and then accumulate it step by step.

When looking for a job, don't underestimate yourself, don't look down on yourself, and persevere.

If you have a career plan, try to go in that direction, so that you will be a lot less confused and take a lot of detours.

Hope it helps!

You should have a good understanding of the unit and job position you are applying for, and then answer the questions according to your strengths and strengths, because you understand the requirements and nature of the job, so you should be more relevant to the topic when answering, of course, there will be a great success rate.

If you want to play video games, you should study game design;

If you want to travel everywhere, you can go to Shidan to learn a tour guide;

If you like sports, you can go to a sports school;

The sails are disturbing...

Upstairs is right.

You can consider learning software development to be chaotic and failing.

In this way, it will be fun to develop some games by yourself.

I have a classmate who studied with his great-grandson Jiqing Weixun for a few months.

Last time, I got a landlord's trick.

It's still very good.

As long as you can read and play with the computer, then make a **, there is no original goods.

Then do the card phone bill game currency QQ business recharge, the investment is not much, the effect is fast, at least let's fight for living expenses.

Didn't provide any information, how to give you advice! Please give the age gender education city (first-tier, second-tier, third-tier).

You can consider opening a **, don't be too tired, or secretarial translation work, these are quite easy.

You can work as a cashier or something like that, or you can go to a print shop and print documents for other people.

To find a brisk and tireless job is to watch the gate and be a janitor, this kind of work does not require technology, it requires a sense of responsibility.

If you can't do heavy work, you can consider a clerical job, or you can open a **.

Ordinary office staff, clerical.

Good as well as physical condition, etc. Before looking for a job, you must have a comprehensive understanding of yourself, and you must know what kind of work you can do and what kind of work you are not suitable for. If you want to do a job that you don't have the ability to do, you will definitely be turned away.

Learn about your chosen career and industry. Understand the work content, nature of work and the requirements for the quality of practitioners. You can ask people who have done the relevant work from friends and family, or you can ask others who are engaged in this work, they have rich experience, deep experience, can provide you with instructive information, their failures in the process of work, you can play a preventive role, and their successful experience is something you can learn from.

Self-referrals. On the basis of knowing yourself and your job, you start looking for a job. Job hunting is the process of finding and getting a job, which usually includes obtaining information about employment, obtaining interviews, talking, signing contracts, etc.

Finding a job is like selling a product, to get customers to buy your product, you have to tell the other party how high the quality of your product is, how fair it is, in order to attract people to buy this kind of product. Similarly, when looking for a job, it is important to focus on "I am truly capable of doing this job, and my requirements are very reasonable". You must learn to sell yourself so that others will recognize and hire you...

Just graduated to find a job need to be cautious, because the first job will bring you a lot of help, I have my own experience, in the first company did learn a lot of knowledge, now is the third job, I feel that the last two are not the first good, whether it is the system or the work model, are unsatisfactory, it seems very messy, you want to find a job, you should choose your own professional related industry, I personally think you are suitable for mechanical integration or CNC work, but individuals have personal hobbies, It's all about yourself!

You don't have to worry too much, the professional quality of the staff of the employer is not necessarily so high? For example, hello, I received an interview notice from your company on the xth of the month, and the notice said that your company's address will be notified to me by text message, but I have not received it, please tell me. If he doesn't know, you just don't go, this company won't be too ideal, how good can the staff be with such a sense of responsibility.