What is it like to have a girlfriend like retarded?

When I have a girlfriend who is like stagflation, I sometimes doubt life.

Actually, my girlfriend is, but I think she's cute.

There will definitely be, maybe innocent and cute.

My friend likes girls with long black straights, and his girlfriend does have long, dark, straight hair, and the hair is very smooth, and the back looks particularly fairy.

Although they are both in Beijing, they are basically not in the same area, but even if they can't see each other every day, they have been together for a long time, and although they are usually very busy at work, they will be together as long as they are on weekends.

On the weekend, my friend dressed up to look for his girlfriend. Two hours later, my friend called me and he said his girlfriend had cut his favorite long hair. Does she love me anymore?

I'm confused. Why do you ask me? Ask her!

Friends don't dare to ask, for fear of being beaten. So hit ** for help.

I know his girlfriend very well. We often ask him out for dinner.

Then in order to find out the reason, I specially asked his girlfriend out and asked his girlfriend out for a meal on the grounds of eating hot pot. I'm in for a treat.

While smoking in the hot pot restaurant, I kept thinking about how I should ask her about cutting her hair, and then I asked directly: "Is it a pity that you don't like your boyfriend anymore, so you cut your hair short?" “

My friend's girlfriend quickly took out her chopsticks and put the last slice of shrimp into the bowl without raising her head. As she munched on the beef, she said, "Of course Emma isn't." Isn't it too long?

There were a few times when I almost got strangled by my hair while I was sleeping. I also like long hair, but it's still important to think about life, so I cut him off ......"Boss, another skating shrimp ......

After she finished speaking, I suspected that the couple had cheated on one of my meals....I've been thinking about it for a long time.

When I got home, I resolutely took a picture of the bill and sent it to my friend. You have to reimburse me today! Not negotiable!

Probably what she does, I feel like a dog in my heart.

There must be some, such as the big grinning girl.

I don't have this kind of girlfriend, and if I do, I can't stand it and break up.

There must be, how good it is to be innocent.

My girlfriend isn't stagflation, but she's just a little silly, and sometimes it just makes me think about how she's survived.

It might be very lively, which is a good thing, and I should be very happy.

In a relationship, we always want to grow and be with each other, but what would it be like if your girlfriend's IQ made you unbearable? Let me share with you my personal experience.

1. Inability to communicate.

The girlfriend has a low IQ and some simple things are difficult to understand, which makes communication very difficult for both parties. It often takes more time and energy to explain, and the result is still half the effort, and sometimes it is easy to cause contradictions and misunderstandings.

2. Awkward social situations.

When attending some parties or social occasions, some of your girlfriend's words and deeds will inevitably be embarrassing. For example, it is very embarrassing for me to inadvertently say something inappropriate or behave inappropriately, which will eventually cause others to resent it.

3. Inability to engage in intellectual activities together.

From playing literary games together, to watching variety shows, from discussing knowledge to exchanging movie perceptions, the other party's IQ makes it impossible for us to communicate in some intellectual activities, which also makes our feelings cracked, and the popularity gradually decreases.

Fourth, lower your IQ.

Sometimes I have to endure patience and compromise because of my girlfriend's clumsiness, which not only makes me feel tired, but also makes me feel that my IQ is gradually declining, resulting in a kind of "habitual thinking" problem.

In short, it is a painful thing for a girlfriend to have a low IQ. We are a pair of lovers, and we don't have much reason to find fault with and dislike each other, but if we are affected, we need to reflect and find a better way.

A very bad experience, obviously a girlfriend, but getting along as a father and daughter, he will be very broken.

It's a very laughable experience, and it can be said that every day is lived in helplessness and happiness. This kind of life is also relatively fulfilling and happy.

Then you will feel that you have raised a child, and such girlfriends are very cute, they will not get angry with you for little things, so you should feel happy.

I have to hit one at any time when I go, I'm afraid of losing it, and I have to break my heart no matter what I do.

It's a particularly good experience, and there are very few girlfriends like this now, and it's lively and fun.

It's a very happy experience, and I feel like I've spoiled my girlfriend like a child, so I can have this kind of mental retardation.

It's a very happy experience, and it's fun to live with a girlfriend like that, and it's a pleasure for two people to get along.

I think she's super cute! I look at you with big eyes every day, and I always look at you with innocent eyes, and my heart melts every minute, okay? My girlfriend doesn't know how to do housework, and she's clumsy, but she goes to school for me, watching her do housework, and when she doesn't know how to wash her socks and clothes separately, she thinks that she must marry her, and only she can take care of someone as stupid as her.

But sometimes it's worrying. She is so stupid, she doesn't understand those people's sophistication, she will always provoke others without knowing it, and when others are angry and weird, she hasn't even seen it, and she still stupidly goes to talk to others. I'm always worried that she will provoke people who shouldn't be provoked, and I also worry about whether she will be bullied.

When her colleague saw that she was new, he pushed her to work that didn't belong to her, and she accepted it happily, not only was she not angry, but she also felt that her work was very fulfilling, and as her boyfriend, she really had to worry about her all the time. She's really stupid, she's as stupid as a "retard", and as a boyfriend, I can only take good care of her.

Personally, I don't think this "mentally retarded" is a derogatory term.,Girls sometimes behave very innocent and natural.,For example, she doesn't think too much about many things.,It's completely up to the temperament.,But in my opinion.,It's.,Cute.,For example, my girlfriend.。

The female ticket doesn't like to pretend to be her own mobile phone, maybe the pocket is too small, or it is a little awkward, but she often forgets that her mobile phone is with me, so I often secretly take the mobile phone away and walk away, waiting for her to react and chase me.

So in the above context, the following happened:

Once when she came out of the mall, she was holding milk tea in one hand and her mobile phone was hanging on her fingers, when she suddenly went to her pocket and found that her mobile phone was not in her pocket.

Then she turned to me and said, "Are you taking my phone, give me my phone, don't try to lie to me this time." When she said this, she was still staring at me, while changing the mobile phone and milk tea to the other hand, took off the mobile phone ring from one finger, and hung it on the finger of the other hand, and she didn't find that her mobile phone was in her hand after the process, and I was ......stunned at that time

Another time I was playing in the mall, it was an afternoon, and the mall didn't know what was going on, and there were a lot of kids, and there was a lot of fighting, and it was really tormenting for us who really didn't like children, and then we were walking, and there was a group of kids playing, and suddenly a little boy ran behind us.

Then my big baby suddenly accelerated from me to the little boy, ran with him, ran two steps and the boy looked back at her, it was the kind of look that looked at the mentally retarded, and he almost cried with a look of grievance, I stayed where I was, messy in the wind.

Of course, there are many other things that make me feel that this person may be a fool, but that doesn't detract from the fact that she is a little cute, and even if there are things that I have nothing to say, I still like her.

At first glance, your girlfriend is a funny and humorous girl, and she should be a girlfriend like a child.

If your girlfriend is really like you said, you have to think about it yourself, such a girl will definitely not be popular, you yourself feel very depressed, and you are tired of living every day, I advise you to break up early.

I feel very depressed, I'm embarrassed to take out such a girlfriend, I'm afraid of others laughing at me.

I feel really tired, and I can't take care of myself at all in such a girlfriend's life, and I don't have any opinions.

It's funny, and since this retarded person is in quotation marks, it means that she is usually a funny person.

Depending on what you think, if your girlfriend has intellectual problems, then since you have found her as your girlfriend, it means that you are not much different from him, at least on the whole. But if your girlfriend is this "mentally retarded", it means that she depends on you, from the experience and the performance of the people around you, the IQ of a girl with a boyfriend will decline more or less, but it is not that the real IQ will decline, but like this kind of problem in the sense of direction, with your boyfriend basically becomes negative, you never want to go to where the destination is, you just need to follow your boyfriend, because you believe him, so you don't have to think about it.

Every day, I feel like I'm staying with a retard, and I feel like I'm going to become mentally retarded.

I definitely don't like her and reject her, so it's better to break up early with such a girlfriend.

Maybe she's deliberately stupid in front of you.

It means that you don't have the ability to find a mentally retarded girlfriend, so you will suffer by yourself.

It was a very fun experience and felt like being with a little kid.

It's just that I want to scold her when I see some things she does, but I can't bear to scold her, and sometimes I kindly remind her that she still doesn't understand what's going on, and I'm a little tired anyway.

Such a girl will make the boy very uneasy, no one wants to worry so much about his girlfriend every day, girlfriends can be stupid sometimes, but don't always be like this.

It's going to be a very cute girlfriend, although it looks silly, but the stupid appearance will make many boys want to protect her.

Of course, I feel a sense of accomplishment when I feel "extremely smart". In fact, if wisdom is foolishness, appropriate uncleverness is precisely the manifestation of cleverness.

The experience of your girlfriend like a mentally retarded person is like being choked while eating, it is the kind of pain that only you can experience, and outsiders still think your girlfriend is cute.

With such a girlfriend, you can't help but tease her often, but it also adds fun to your ordinary life.

What do you mean by retarded? Does it mean that the behavior is very retarded and looks cute or is it really that the brain is not very useful. If it's the first one, congratulations on having a lovely girlfriend, and if it's the second, it's hard to feel good.

Hahaha, every day is a source of happiness, often waiting for her to make a wave of sand sculptures, so that I can tease him well.

was so angry that she couldn't start beating her when she collapsed, and began to feel sorry for her parents, how awesome characters they were, in order to raise this kind of intellectual disability so big and so healthy.

It's no different from taking a girl, always beware of her not to lose herself, you must remind you to bring a key phone when you go out every day, otherwise you will definitely forget, watching TV and eating fruit can stuff grapes in your nose is no one.