Is there any cross talk or sketch about knowing honor and shame 15

Little Shenyang's. As soon as you close your eyes and open them, the day is over, howl! As soon as you don't close your eyes, a lifetime will pass, howl!

Once upon a time, a rich man who was both timid and greedy discovered a golden lion. He said to himself, "I don't know what to do, I'm so confused that I can't make up my mind."

On the one hand, I am greedy for money, and on the other hand, I am timid and afraid. What's going on with such luck? Which god made the golden lion?

This incident left me with a lot of conflicts. Thou lovest gold, and fear lions made of gold; The desire in my heart urged me to take it, but my personality persuaded me to back down. Alas!

Good luck came, but I didn't dare to accept it. This treasure did not make me happy. God's favor on me is beyond reach!

What's going on? What should I do, and what should I do? I had to go back and bring my family and catch it with the strength of many of them, while I stood and watched from afar! ”

A: Yo, isn't this Xiao Wang?

B: Yo, it's Lao Li, what have you been busy with lately?

A: Hey, it's nothing, playing chess, I haven't seen your old man anymore, is he okay?

B: Thanks to you, I'm still tough.

A: Your dad also likes to play chess.

B: yes? A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: (whispering) How come I don't know?

A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...

B: Isn't that a draw?

A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?

B: Huh?? So what's going on?

A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.

B: What's the idea?

A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”

B: I haven't heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier and your father... Your dad is like me again, I am your dad again, your dad is like me, I am your dad, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, I am your dad...

B: Get out of here!!

Small paragraphs, among the older generation, Mr. Ma Sanli's is short, concise and memorable. In today's cross talk industry, Guo Degang has a lot of cross talk, which is basically an encore show after the live is over, which is short and funny.

Eight honors and eight shames are three and a half sentences.

Good weekend for aunts and sisters.

It doesn't matter if it's good or not.

Don't run, I'll say three and a half sentences.

Let's make eight honors and eight shames.

If there is any similarity, don't shout.

Occasionally, I woke up early in the morning and it was not dawn.

One foot on the soft mutter.

It's really choking when you smell it carefully.

Stinking. It's really helpless to meet a villain.

Hurt others and self-interest, deceive quickly.

What is black can be said to be white.

It's really bad. Officials do not call the shots with the people.

It's better to go home and bake sweet potatoes.

Exchanging power for money harms the people.

The waist pack is bulging. A harmonious society should be fair.

You can't take bribes.

Eat the plaintiff eats the defendant.

Worst. I don't usually study hard.

After playing mahjong and playing the game.

The exam hurriedly copied the notes.

Cheat. It's a bit much to say today.

I didn't listen to a few vocal music.

I beg you to cheer you on. Applaud!

I'm also looking for Ah, so I can only make it up myself.

Check it on the Internet, it's not fun upstairs.