Can anyone give me a sketch or cross talk about May Fourth, thank you!!

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" The teacher said indignantly, "Why do you just call good morning?" What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" The teacher said indignantly

And what about me at night? The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, good evening!"

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" The students shouted in unison

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, teacher! ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”

Student: "The road is empty. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!"

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

The teacher walked out of the classroom with the handouts in his arms.

Go search for the Laughing Room and find one! That's all !

Unlucky. Bai: On a certain day, two people each drove a 10-ton truck in an alley.

A (shouting to driver B) The ancients said, "What is the moment, the wind is calm, retreat 10 meters, let others go." ”

B thought: Let me let me go out of the way!

B: That's right, then you can give it a go.

A thinks: Are you pretending to be stupid or really stupid, it doesn't matter if you are pretending to be stupid or really stupid, I will definitely not let you!

A: You better let it.

B: You let. A: You let it.

B: You let. A: You let it.

Bai: The two drivers didn't give in to each other, and the two of them fought 300 times with his incorruptible tongue and iron and copper teeth, regardless of victory or defeat.

A: (listless) I'm going to take a detour.

B: (energetic) I won.

The next day: It's really a couple, these two met again in this alley.

A: Last time I took a detour, this time it's time for you to take a detour.

B thought: No way, let me take a detour, it's quite beautiful.

B: Do you understand that the law of the jungle eats the strong? See who can afford whom.

A: I've been preparing for a long time, looking at compressed biscuits.

B: I'm prepared.

4,800 hours passed.

A: I'm done with my compressed biscuits and I'm going to take a detour, but you have to tell me where did your pisa come from?

B: Won home delivery, delivered.

A: It's really "one foot high, one foot high".

The next day: This time I brought: TV, computer, refrigerator, washing machine, wardrobe, single bed, 1000 pounds of rice, rice cooker, solar cooker, solar accumulator, PSP3, NDSI ......

B: But I brought a bulldozer.

Ding Ling, Ding Ling, Ding Ling.

Day after day. Bai: It's really a couple of enemies, these two met again in this alley. I'm tired of saying this.

B: What did you bring with you this time?

A: (Terrorist) Killer Group.

B: (smirk) I'm sorry, I brought a SWAT team. Hahahaha!! The end of the play.

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