More than four hilarious jokes

The school's boys' and girls' toilets are connected. A girl forgot to bring toilet paper when she went to the toilet, and when she was embarrassed, toilet paper came from the men's bathroom next door, and the girl lost her face and asked loudly, "Who?" ”。The boy next door replied in a low and powerful voice: "Lei Feng." ”

Nowadays, the little jokes are very interesting, they are all very inspiring, and I have always loved to watch jokes.

One day, Xiao Ming went to buy a notebook and asked, "How much is this?" "The boss said

70 yuan" Xiao Ming said: "But I only have 50, can you buy me 50?" The boss agreed.

And said: "Don't open the last side, otherwise something terrible will happen" Xiao Ming agreed. After Xiao Ming got home, put the book on the table, went to the toilet, after going to the toilet, I saw that the window was not closed, a gust of wind blew, and the last side of the book was opened

Price 3 yuan".

A and B go to the interview together.

B said to A, "I'll come out and tell you the answer in a moment." ”

The interviewer asked, "What is your favorite character in Journey to the West?" ”

B replied: "Tang Seng, Sun Wukong." ”

Do you believe in ghosts? ”

I believe there is, but the science hasn't proven it. ”

B comes out and tells A the answer.

The interviewer asks, "What's your name?" ”

A replied: "Tang Seng, Sun Wukong." ”

You're sick! ”

I believe there is, but the science hasn't proven it. ”

I didn't ask for the money though.

The husband said angrily: "You are so incompetent! ”。

The husband said angrily: "You are so incompetent! ”。

The husband said angrily: "You are so incompetent! ”。

The husband said angrily: "You are so incompetent! ”

One day, Xiao Ming and his mother went for a walk. Xiao Ming suddenly fell, and his mother asked Xiao Ming if it hurt, and Xiao Ming said, I just want to sit on the ground and rest for a while.

What would you do if someone kissed you one day?

u Customized. Oh, oh, mo, oh yin, touch, smear, oh. I, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

The chairman asked the new manager to speak before the dinner and told him that there were two requirements for speaking:1Have the demeanor of a leader; 2.

There should be a slogan of charging into battle. The manager nodded and agreed. Before the dinner that day, the manager came to the stage to speak, and I saw him raise his right hand high, and then wave it down vigorously, saying:

Ready, ready to eat! ”

In the restaurant, one of the people said to the waiter, "I can't drink this soup." "The waiter said, I'm sorry, you wait, I'll go find the manager.

The man said to the manager, "I can't drink this soup." "The manager said, I'm sorry, wait a minute, I'll go find the chef.

The man said to the cook, "I can't drink this soup." The chef asked