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Anonymous users2024-02-09psychiatrist psychiatrist.
jerry went to a psychiatrist. "doc," he said, "i've got trouble. every time i get into bed, i think there's somebody under it.
i'm going crazy!" just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "come to me three times a week, and i'll cure your fears.
how much do you charge?" a hundred dollars per visit." i'll sleep on it," said jerry.
six months later the doctor met jerry on the street. "why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
for a hundred bucks a visit? the bartender cured me for $10." "is that so!
how?" he told me to cut the legs off the bed!" ain't nobody under there now!!!
Jerry went to see a psychiatrist. "Doctor, there's something wrong with me. Every time I go to bed, I feel like someone is under the bed.
I'm going crazy! "Give me a year," said the doctor, "come three times a week, and I'll heal you." "How much does it cost?"
One hundred dollars per visit. "I'll think about it. Jerry replied.
Six months later, the doctor and Jerry met on the street, "Why didn't you come again?" The doctor asked. "A hundred bucks at a time?
There was a bartender who cured me for ten dollars. "Really? How did he do it?
He told me to sawn off the legs of the bed. Now that's no one! ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-08on the oct 1th,a father and his little boy go to the picture room .On National Day.
Copy, a father and his.
Attack the youngest son to go.
BAI Drawing Studio. the little boy see a picture .'' come on dad , look at the picture!
'His youngest son saw a zhi picture, "Dad, come here, look at this painting!" ” his father look at the picture. '' dad, waht is this?
' little boy asks.His dad looked at the painting. Daddy, what is this?
His youngest son asked. '' this is a air plane .''
on i like it ! is very fun ! ''"It's the airport. Oh, I love it, he's so funny! ”
I'm a fifth-grade elementary school student, and that's what I thought of myself. Definitely for you!!
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Anonymous users2024-02-07Shenma, English? Homemade?
Zheng Fengxi, a famous writer in Taiwan, was born with foot disease, can not walk normally, when he was a child by his peers called "lame monkey", he was poor since he was a child, but he is full of enthusiasm for learning, through his own efforts, he finally learned something, people are impressed, he told generation after generation of young people with his own struggle experience, "There is a road for the road in the book mountain, and there is no end to the sea of learning!" This is how life is, and when God gives this, He takes it from him. I believe that although the world is cruel, the painstaking person will eventually move the heavens and shock the world by his small figure. >>>More
Why did you win the award Xiao Nizi.
Hehe, I've been typing with five strokes for seven years, in fact, five strokes are very easy to learn, I remember that I only learned him for a month! As long as you want to learn, there is nothing bad to learn, you think, people can develop Wubi typing software, can't we still learn, can't we use it? Hehe! >>>More
Hello everyone, I'm xx from xx (class unit) It's rare to stand on this stage today to perform for you The show I will perform is xx I hope my performance can bring you a good mood I hope you forgive me for the shortcomings!!Don't say too much in the opening remarks before the show Because you are on stage to perform the show Say too much Others will think that you are empty In case the performance is not outstanding, it will be embarrassing If the performance is great The former white says less, people will think that you are very modest Modesty can make a good impression on others Give yourself extra points I usually go on stage to compete and sing Just say one sentence Hello everyone (evening) I hope you like my performance Don't be too loud Be humble Then everyone must focus on the performance behind you Be sure to smile when you speak The first paragraph is written according to your requirements, and the back is what I suggested, after all, we are not big-name stars, we have to be close to the audience, no one in the audience cares what you say, and if you talk too much, it will take the lead Okay, I wish you to be the focus.
I think I was very popular in the class back then.
The opening should be simple and creative, such as:"Hello students and teachers, i'm happy to stand hope everybody like me!Any idea what the topic of today's talk is? >>>More