How funny can you think a person can be?

True people, when I was a child, I was at my grandmother's house, and the kind of toilets were all open-air. There is a little friend who is particularly naughty, the kind of cannon battle with a box of five dimes, and he likes to still smoke the pit when he lights it (the kind where the septic tanks are outside, there may be some sense of picture, so don't think about it). The main thing is that we don't know that there are people in the toilet.

Then the artillery exploded. At this time, I heard a lot of scolding in the toilet. Frightened, we hurriedly ran, and a little friend of the same company was so frightened that he ran to the commissary and hid for noon, and he didn't dare to go back to eat lunch.

Now that I think about it, I feel really underwhelmed.

In fact, I have always thought that people who talk to themselves are the most interesting people, and I don't know why, probably because I think people who talk to themselves, because when they have nothing to do, they can talk to themselves to relieve their depressed feelings, and they talk to themselves, ask themselves and answer their own questions, then he must be a person with a particularly strong heart, or maybe a joke, but I just think that people who talk to themselves are the most interesting. My little niece is a representative of self-talk. My little niece is my sister's child, because she herself sometimes, when she is playing by herself, she always talks to herself, and once I asked her, why do I have to talk to myself and not to my mother?

People say, because my mother is busy now, wait a while my mother is not busy, I play the role of my mother, so I can't let my child feel isolated, so I play the role of mother and child, so that the child will not be lonely, I think this child is very interesting! Because today's children, even if they are not playing with electronic devices, they are watching TV or something, but my little niece is not, so I think it is very interesting.

At the beginning of the acquaintance, I felt very honest and quiet.

After getting along for a long time, I feel like a troublemaker, and my temper is not good again, and I am anxious.

Sometimes it's cute.

But sometimes it gets out of hand.

My husband still loves you very much.

Eating awkwardly! I went to eat spicy dry pot with two classmates, and after paying the money, I took a seat and sat down. One of the classmates thought that we didn't pay for the meal and would not give us food, so he went to the dry pot window next door to make 3 meals, and the waiter asked him, what are you eating?

He said it was a dry pot! The funny thing is that the waiter felt that something was wrong and ran up to us and asked us, what are you eating! Classmates said dry pot!

The atmosphere was awkward. The funniest thing is that the waiter kept staring at us at the door until we finished eating and left, which is what the classmate who cooked said! The most embarrassing meal!

Not one of them!

One of my roommates is very funny, I feel that she is full of humor cells, every time she speaks, no matter what she says, we all laugh, sometimes even a look of hers, a movement will amuse us.

One day I was at my grandmother's house, and there were many people eating together when I was late, including my uncle, because we had a good relationship with each other, and the wine was less than a thousand cups of confidants, everyone drank a lot of wine, and they were a little drunk, at this time everyone was chatting, and my grandmother said, xx, I don't have any firewood for cooking, can you go up the mountain to get some firewood for me tomorrow, my uncle immediately patted his chest and said, this little thing, no problem, I'll get it tomorrow, my grandmother is really happy for a while?. But on the second day of my brother, the sun was in the sky, my uncle was sleeping with his head covered, and my grandmother only thought about it, maybe he would go in the afternoon, but when the sun was slanting westward, he didn't act, he seemed to be fine, a few years later, I asked about it, and he was still at a loss for the second monk, saying that there was no such thing, hey, it turned out that it was all caused by alcohol.

I would like to share one of the funniest things I found to be when I had just moved in with my first girlfriend, and my parents knew that my mother had bought me a new sheet that day to replace the original one. I don't think it's necessary for the two of us to buy the original one, and it can still be used, and the new one can be changed and washed. At this time, she said something that I will never forget for the rest of my life, that is, replace it, what if my mother buys it and becomes smaller.

I didn't react at the time, how could the sheets be smaller when they were bought according to size, and I slept at night and told her that the sheets had no life, how could they be smaller. Then she said that I wanted to say that I could change it if I was smaller, but it turned out to be fast, and it became smaller, maybe I laughed low, or maybe the two of them fell in love, I laughed for a week because of this, and now I feel that love really makes people stupid and stupid. I only wish her all peace and happiness for the rest of her life.

One year, a good buddy ** informed me that my girl was married, let me go to drink wine early, I happily agreed, a few days later I took a car to his hometown in the countryside to his house with the gift, as soon as I entered the courtyard door saw a lot of tables, chairs and benches or something, but no one person, I wondered if buddy would not be popular, okay? Why is there no one to help, let alone a courtesy, it seems deserted, the people in the house came out to welcome me in and asked me I was confused, people were yesterday, how could I remember it wrong? Needless to say, this embarrassment is needless to say, take out the gift money and leave quickly, and when you go home, you will talk about the joy of the family, which has become a joke.

I think a funny person can be funny to the point that she doesn't say or do anything. Just standing there can make a dorm room person laugh out loud.

It's easy not to speak, but as long as you do, a tone word can laugh at me.

gave birth to a second child, my daughter was very excited, and suddenly one day she was very worried and indignant to ask me for verification, it turned out to go to my grandmother's place to play, I don't know that the child told her that the boy will inherit the lineage, and the status of a boy and a girl may not be guaranteed! I was afraid that she would be affected, so I hugged her and said, Dad will always love you, you are Daddy's favorite little baby, because we have known each other for a longer time, and no one can compare to this. Whatever you want, Daddy will satisfy you.

Then she thought about it and said, "Dad, I'm going to eat ice cream." I said, "No."