What kind of joke makes you think it s a mystery joke?

I think there was a group of people around, and one person suddenly told a very cold joke, and there was basically no one around laughing, only a particularly discordant voice there, "Hahaha, laughing at me"! What can you do when you meet this kind of person, you are also desperate; There is another kind of just the opposite, when you tell this joke to everyone, they all laugh from ear to ear, but there is only one person who says "hehe" to you, hehe, what a fart, if it's not funny, say it's not funny, why are you perfunctory!

For these two kinds of enigmatic jokes, I said that I have encountered them, listen to me give you one by one:

1. Well, I'm going to confess to you, in fact, I'm the one who made that discordant voice!!

There was a girl in our dorm who was a joker, and she often told some particularly funny jokes, and of course some bad jokes occasionally. One day she asked us to listen to her show her latest joke: "One day, a polar bear was sitting on the ground very bored, and he wanted to find something to do, so he began to pluck the hair from his body, one, two, three hairs, ......After plucking the hair off his body, he suddenly felt: Oh, it's so cold!

Hahaha, I'm laughing to death! Why is this polar bear so stupid".

Then the other five looked at me with a "you're stupid" look. Uh, isn't that joke funny? Why I can't help but laugh when I write it now. Wait, let me laugh for five minutes!

2. This is a paragraph I told others: "One day, a man was drunk, and when he came home at night, he touched his hamster, and suddenly opened the window and said, 'Go, Pikachu'. "Isn't it fun? I told everyone that they were all laughing at me, and only my partner gave me two words back, "hehe".

I think the so-called mystery joke is when you react diametrically opposed to other people's reactions. Oops, I think I'm so talented, it's a great way to explain these four words, hehe!

Before the black and white Cultural Revolution (1) hoeing, the members gathered in the field and sang "The sea sails by the helmsman, and the growth of all things depends on the sun......Unexpectedly, Li Liu'er was a little distracted, turned the tune, and sang "Everything grows by the moon". "Down with the counter-revolution! The militia captain gave an order, and Li Liu'er was beaten so that his mother and father screamed, and his left foot was disabled.

2) The mother-in-law who was walking and watching fell from the ladder and happened to bump into the firewood, and was stuck in the crotch by a dead branch, and was unable to participate in labor. Walking and seeing, I got drunk and went to ask my mother-in-law for leave, explaining that "my mother-in-law inserted Tiananmen Square." Is this worth it?

The captain immediately reported it, and walked around to see the prisoner and then went to prison. (3) Illiterate Zhen Lao Hao drove the bullock to the river beach to cultivate the land. As they passed through the commune, the cow was stung by a flying bee and ran into the compound.

It happened that the commune was holding a criticism meeting, and Zhen Laohao was so frightened that he stammered: "Call on the fucking seed to escape!" Difficult.

I have a female girlfriend, that look can really be said to be a sentence, beautiful, looks like a handsome, usually walk with her, then I am basically the role of helping her get roses! That time, I accompanied my girlfriend to go shopping, and I was given a bouquet full of flowers, and I said to my girlfriend Tanxiang: "You are so happy, I envy you to death!"

My best friend Kuan said proudly: "Man, they are all picky, all of them are like that Shen brother, and they know how to send flowers!" At this time, a woman with heavy makeup and bright makeup came to meet her, also holding a large handful of roses.

My best friend and the woman with heavy makeup looked at each other for more than ten seconds, sparks flew everywhere, and suddenly, the woman with heavy makeup said, "Hey, is it Manager Li?" I've got the raw materials for 1,000 kilograms of roses this time, well, it's still the old way, trick the man into sending me flowers! ”.

There was a young man with a big nose, tall man, wearing a suit or tie and people who didn't know him thought he was a foreigner. One day, he took a car from the town where he lived to the bustling downtown area of the provincial capital to go shopping. Suddenly wanted to solve the source of the stool, so I looked for the bathroom along the road, but I didn't find it after walking for twenty or thirty minutes.

At this point, he was holding back to the limit. When he passed by a foreign guest hotel, he suddenly saw a few foreigners entering the hotel and only muttered a few words to the economic police guarding the door, and the economic police let them go. So he also imitated the appearance of a foreigner, muttered a few words to the economic police, and then went straight into the hotel.

Although the police didn't understand what he was saying, they thought that foreigners would have to pay foreign currency if they stayed in a hotel anyway, so they didn't stop him. After a while, the young man came out after relieving his hand. When the police looked at him curiously and asked him in English, they realized that he was a Chinese.

Jing Zeling Wu said unhappily: "You are Chinese, why do you want to pretend to be a foreigner." The young man said:

I'm not pretending.