Humorous, funny, and non rejected

No matter what you want to create for people is a "sense of superiority", "a sense of dismay" or a "sense of release", you need a scarce ability, even a talent, that is, wisdom. It's only when your wits overflows that you have a sense of humor. Humor is the wisdom that overflows.

Analysis] When a person is so light on the topic he talks about that he can explain it clearly to you with 20% of his "CPU", he has the energy to "show off" his sense of humor.

When a person's expression is extremely tight, you can realize that he has used "CPU" to 120%, but you still don't understand what he is talking about, then the person's ability to control the topic he is talking about may be much lower than his assessment of himself.

Useful and interesting, or both" is always the only rule of content production, if it is neither useful nor interesting, such a product should not be produced at all. I have known this rule for a long time, but whether it is writing a chain of articles or shooting **, I often exert all my strength and have been tense, and the effect is naturally the embodiment of my true level.

But when discussing things the size of sesame seeds, I feel that I am a bit of a humorous person, that is, when things are bigger and more formal, not only does the humor lose completely, but I often can't control the situation.

It's true, only when you are light on what you have mastered, you have the energy to be humorous.

Action] Humor is not learned, it comes from our inner self-deprecation, professionalism and wisdom, and only then can we master it.

When you read a lot of books and learn and have the ability to create value for others, a sense of humor will follow.

Two days ago, a pair of new twins came to my son's kindergarten... When I dropped off my child this morning, the kindergarten teacher told me that my son has been bullying new classmates lately, and he likes to pat the twins on the head... Angry, and asked the reason...

Who knew that the son replied weakly: Do they look at it again and again, I have been gone for three days, and the swelling can't go away... The teacher and I instantly choked back the internal injuries...

There was a ghost who farted and died.

I'll admit, a little sad.

The puppy said to the kitten: Guess how many pieces of candy I have in my pocket? The kitten said:

Did you guess it right for me? The puppy nodded: Well, I guessed that both pieces will be given to you!

The kitten swallowed and said, "I guess five!" Then the puppy smiled and put the candy in the kitten's hand and said:

I still owe you three. - This is not a joke with a low IQ.

.There is a baby wolf, it was born without meat and only vegetarian, and its parents are very worried. As a result, one day I saw a baby wolf chasing a rabbit, and the parents were very pleased. Then the baby wolf grabbed the rabbit and said: Hand over the carrots! ......

In an elementary school, two students were arguing, and A said, "You."

If you call it again, I'll call a ** and you can find someone! B said, "You."

You hit Ah! I don't believe it. Then A really ran to fight **, and when he came back, he put a cruel word:

You'll know how to die in 30 minutes! At this time, B was nervous, but there was no way, and 30 minutes later, the school broadcast: "Student B, you have a visitor, please come to the student affairs office."

I'm scared, but if I think it's in the Student Affairs Office, I'll be fine. So he went to the school office, and a teenager with dyed blonde hair walked up to him: "Are you B so-and-so?"

B: "I am." Sorry for the long wait, this is the 10 Hawaiian pizza and drenched chicken you ordered, 5,300 yuan."

A little girl called ** to the station and wanted to order a song for her mother, host: Why do you want to order a song for your mother? Little Girl:

Mom works hard every day, and she can't get a good rest on Sundays, so she has to find all kinds of exercise books for me. The host was very touched and said that she was very sensible and a good child of her mother, so she asked what song to order? Little Girl:

Why should women be embarrassed by women.

There was a prince who was cursed to speak only one word a year, but he liked a princess very much, so you endured it for five years and did not speak, and when you had saved five words, you came to the princess and said, "Marry me!" The princess was stunned and said, "What? ”

I hope the landlord can adopt it! ~

There is a family surnamed Pan that holds important family activities.

They invited an old gentleman with a strong local accent to be the host. There is a passage in the family tree that reads: "Firstborn: Pangenko; Eldest daughter-in-law: Chi Shi; Eldest granddaughter: Pan Liangzi; Second grandson: Pan Daoshi .........

But this old gentleman is old and dizzy, and his pronunciation is not standard. When he followed the family tree call, he read it like this: "Firstborn, turn ......."Follow ......Head. ”

When the eldest son heard this, he felt strange, but he didn't dare to ask, so he turned his head. "The eldest daughter-in-law is also ......It's ......”

When the eldest daughter-in-law heard it, "I'm going to turn it over too?" ”

So the eldest daughter-in-law turned her head.

The eldest granddaughter, turned ......Two ......Times. ”

When my granddaughter heard this, I thought that my parents had turned it over, so I would too! So he turned over two heels.

At this time, the second grandson thought to himself: "My father and mother each turn once, my sister turns twice, how many times should I turn it?" "My heart started to get nervous. What to do?

I saw the old gentleman tear open his throat and read out loud: "Second grandson......Flip ......to ......Dead ......”

Sissy: Hope that helps!

Find 3 things, such as 3 cups, when you knock on the first one, let your friend say "forget", knock on the second grind to say "love", the third one says "water", the beautiful name is to test the speed of your friend's response, after a few times, keep knocking on the first, 3If your friend follows and says, "Forget, forget, forget, forget, Wang, blind brother rents Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang,......Hehe, the effect is out.

Adventure story. Grandparents and grandchildren go to sea to experience danger!

Grandpa is a fisherman who is very familiar with the water, and on this day, the weather is very good, so he called his little grandson to go out to sea to fish together. Who knew that not long after going to sea, the weather suddenly changed, and there were wind and waves on the sea. The little grandson was very scared, and the grandfather comforted him

Don't be afraid, grandpa has been skilled for so many years, what are you afraid of with this little wind and waves?

Suddenly, a big wave came and split the pulp into two sections.

Grandpa reluctantly said to his grandson: Good grandson, the pulp is over!