Ask for a funny opening remarks for the New Year s Day party 30

M: You you and you you hi!

Good home, today's New Year's Day, New Year's Day is good, which is good, everything is good! Whether it's people or heaven! New Year's Day, 10 years, everyone is getting better and healthier, people are old and in good health, good!

Good day on New Year's Day, everyone should be divorced, unemployed, wrong, divorced, unemployed, unemployed, wrong! Divorce when you should get married, unemployment when you should be employed! I was wrong again!

Okay, okay, New Year's Day, yes, everyone's money is still so much, people are still so fat, and my wife is still so ugly, but we have to be happy, right! New Year, new atmosphere, at the very least, gay men change packs of cigarettes, lesbians buy new pairs of socks.

The woman said: Today is a special day.

The man said: Yes, today is our big day.

The man said: No, today is the day for us to celebrate Fang Dan together.

The woman said: It's a round egg, not a square egg.

Female (turns her head to look at the side): Huh? What about that little Shenyang??

Male (jumping on stage): Happy New Year's Day, everyone! You see my pia pia coming.

F: Speechless.

What you are watching now is a show hosted by xx, in fact, I envy everyone and can see a show hosted by such a good person. First of all, let's play a game: raise your left hand (note that it's just your left hand), then raise your right hand, right, and then clap hard with both hands, okay Thank you all for applauding me.

The hot dance and costumes in front of the happiness are estimated to be no drama for you, and there is no drama for the direct lines, add me when you have time, and I will design the front shirt again.

Host 2: I know, I know, today is a day of snow. (Yangchun Baixue means elegant, noble, don't say I'm misleading you.) ）

Host 3: xx, it's time for you to read a book, it's spring and snow.

Host 2 (this person confirms Brother Haitao): Yes, yes, this is the day when the snow is raised.

Everyone was speechless).

Host Hui Yan 4 (Wu Xin): I know I know, today is December 30, which is New Year's Day.

Moderator: By the way, xx, do you know why we are still standing here and not going home?

Host 2 (Xie): Cut, it's not that the choreographer doesn't take a holiday. That's right, it's you, don't run, I'm going to take you.

Comrade choreographer seems to be disdainful (choreographer = . . . 2 was going to go up to collect him, but a few people blocked him) Host: Okay, let's not talk about it, let's invite today's protagonist, our xx to play.

The moderators stepped back. Macro).

It's almost the beginning.,There's a deficiency looking for me.,Just post it on this post.,I'll read it when I'm free.。

Don't Disturb If You're Not Honest!! Find the boys and girls in the class and do this activity to ensure that it attracts attention.

Take out a piece of paper, read it for nothing, and after reading it for a while, say to the person next to you, "Director, I got the wrong line." Pretend to be depressed for a while and then return to the subject.