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Anonymous users2024-02-10One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei cooked wine and talked about heroes. Outside, there were dark clouds, lightning and thunder, wind and rain. The two drank a few glasses, and Liu Bei suddenly let out a fart, very embarrassed.
Liu Bei was embarrassed, only to hear Guan Yu behind him say calmly: "Don't be surprised, the fart comes from the feather (rain)!" ”
As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, Zhao Yun on the side took a step forward and said, "Don't be surprised, farts come from the clouds!" ”
As soon as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Zhang Fei, who had a loud voice, then shouted: "The fart is flying!" ”
Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.
Cao Cao didn't laugh, he was deeply touched by this matter. After sending Liu Bei and the others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "Liu Bei's subordinates, when they saw that the lord had a mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for their mistakes, which can really be described as loyal. If it's your turn, will it be possible? ”
Everyone was indignant and said in unison: "Prime Minister, isn't it just a, what's so difficult about this!" You'll see next time. ”
A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again, and during the banquet he wanted to fart to see how his subordinates reacted. After holding it for a long time, I finally held back a little fart. Everyone had been waiting for a long time, and when they heard the sound of "goo", the general Xu Chu was anxious, and hurriedly shouted first:
The fart was put by Chu (pig)! ”
Wang Lang followed closely and said: "The fart was put by Lang (wolf)!" ”
Gou An said: This is Gou (dog) fart.
Cai Mao said: This is a Mao (cat) fart.
Cao Cao's eyes widened when he heard this, and the others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow, so they rushed to him.
Niu Jin said: "This is a golden fart!" ”
Xun Yu said: "This is Yu (jade) fart!" ”
Cao Hong said: "The fart is Hong (red)!" ”
Gao Ran said: "The fart is Lan (blue)!" ”
Jiang Gan said: "The fart is dry!" ”
Sima Shi said: "The fart is Shi (wet)!" ”
Xiahou Yuan said: "The fart is Yuan (round)!" ”
Cao Fang said: "The fart is square! ”
He is worthy of being my No. 1 military advisor. Cao Cao thought secretly. Let's hear what he has to say.
I only heard Guo Jia say: "This is Jia (fake) fart!" ”
Cao Zhen grabbed again: "This is a real fart!" ”
Guo Huai said: "This is Huai (bad) fart!" ”
Zhang He said: "The fart is (drinking)!" ”
Sima Yan said: "The fart is Yan (pharyngeal)!" ”
Xu Huang said: "The fart is dangling!" ”
Xiahou Dun said: "The fart is Dun (jumping)!" ”
Guo Tu said: "The fart is (spit out)!"
Xiahou Ba said: "The fart is out of the tyrant".
Xun You said: "The fart is from You! ”
Full pet said: "The fart is a pet (rush)!" ”
Jiang Ji said: "The fart is squeezed (squeezed)!" ”
Zhong Xuan said: "The fart is from the fart (shake)!" ”
Finally, Cao Cao couldn't hold back any longer, and said angrily: "Nonsense, farts are out." ”
Liu Bei and the others were already smiling.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09Sing "Three Little Bears" to her, and bring action!
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Anonymous users2024-02-08a. Why do rats fly?
b. How can a mouse fly?
a. Because the rats ate the elixir.
--a. Why do snakes fly?
b. Because the snake ate the elixir!!
a. False, because the snake ate the rat.
--a, why do eagles fly?
b. Because the eagle ate the snake!!
A. Are you stupid? Eagles could have flown by themselves!!
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Anonymous users2024-02-07Q: A rabbit is racing against a turtle that is running fast, guess who wins?
A: Rabbits
Q: Wrong! It's a turtle pull, and it was said in front that it was a turtle that ran very fast, and it ran very fast Q: The rabbit was not reconciled, and ran with a turtle wearing sunglasses, who pulled it this time?
A: Yes. Rabbit bar.
Q: Wrong! The turtle took off his sunglasses, too! It's the fast-running turtle again
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Rub your palms and let somebody sniff them, and then you hit their nose, and it hurts
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