Can anyone help me find a cross talk, the time is about seven or eight minutes, it needs to be funny

Personally, I suggest that you talk about Qizhi and Mr. Bing's cross talk "Eat in Vain", this cross talk joke is just over five minutes, short and concise! Comedy boy :)

Since it is cross talk, there must be baggage, since there is baggage, there must be foreshadowing, if it is a very loud baggage, it can't be paved in a short time, so three-minute cross talk is more difficult, but there are still there!

Cross talk pays attention to talking and singing, as long as it is called cross talk, singing, it is to sing Taiping lyrics, 3 minutes of Taiping lyrics, and one minute of Taiping lyrics, such as Taiping lyrics "Four Words".

Please, don't spoil the cross talk, the three-minute one is a joke.

A: This cross talk, he is the best in life, so as a cross talk actor, you have to continue to study life. In fact, no matter what kind of work you do, as long as you want to do a good job, you need to study your business carefully.

B: Yes, what do you say, what do you sell, what do you drink?

A: What did you say?

B: What to do and what to say, what to sell and what to drink.

A: I'm embarrassed to hear you.

B: How?

A: He has to say whatever he does.

B: yes, what do you say?

A: Did he do anything and not say anything?

B: No. A: Thief!

B: Huh? A: When did you see the bus come out of the station, there was a person standing up in the carriage, everyone, introduce yourself, I am a thief, I will go to work here today, I hope you will cooperate, eh, that comrade, you raised your arm and I stole your wallet. Is this something to say?

B: No, is a thief a profession?

A: Professional thieves.

B: I haven't heard of it, what do you do in your formal career?

A: Oh, what do you have to shout for what you sell?

B: That's right. A: Do you sell anything that you don't drink?

B: No. A: Selling urns.

B: How did he find it?

A: When did you see the crematorium selling urns, "Hey, come and buy, come and see the urns that are exported to domestic sales, small boxes with lids, can insert photos, hey, what's the matter, sir, you have two." ”

B: Don't. A: Otherwise, there is no such shop in this village, and you will buy it when you die!

Crosstalk "Playing Chess".

A: I heard that you like to play chess.

B: That's right. A: Your dad also likes to play chess.

B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: To A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...

B: Isn't that a draw?

A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?

B: Huh? So what's going on?

A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.

B: What's the idea?

A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”

B: I haven't heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier and your father... Your dad is like me again, I am your dad again, your dad is like me, I am your dad, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, I am your dad...

B: you!!

There's such a girl in our neighborhood. This girl is still not ugly. It's this mouth, it's a little bigger.

Forehead ......Cross talk is too difficult, and the time requirements are too hard.

Tianwang Temple, Liu Baorui's, you can listen to it, just write down the poems.

It is recommended that the landlord find a piece of Guo Degang's cross talk, take a small paragraph from it, and you can use it.