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You know the bai in the world
What animals. Du likes to say why
Is it? F: I don't know Me: It's a pig.
Woman: What's the matter? On the answer to the question of quack What cat in the world walks on two legs?
Schoolgirl:.. Boy: Robot cat.
Boys: What rat in the world walks on two legs? Schoolgirl:..
Boy: Stupid! It's Mickey Mouse!
So what duck in the world walks on two legs? Girl: Donald Duck!
Proud, full of confidence) Boy: Stupid! All ducks walk on two legs!
There are also short and touching short words that are both short and touching (the kind that is not too explicit about love is best) such as this; Hello so smart. Why. Is it 4 Am I smart?
Are you happy that you are in a good mood today and want to praise people?
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Read more jokes and tell them to her while she is amusing the wind and walking.
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1. You can say some earthy love words, before I met you, I never knew the feeling of missing and the sweetness of love, please promise me to let this feeling accompany me for a lifetime with you from this Valentine's Day.
2. You whispered that you love me, let me lean on your chest, and the gentle words gently plucked my heartstrings, the world belongs to the two of us, and our hearts are closely connected.
3. There is a kind of true affection, which can be calmly forgotten in the rivers and lakes. And the friendship of gentlemen, or the meeting of Pingshui, can be silently loved, silently understood, absolutely silently filled with blessings in the heart, waved his hand, let the spring grass continue, and fall into a red array.
4. The days pass in different spaces, and the thoughts come at different times, no matter how the world changes, you will always be my favorite.
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The words to make girls happy are as follows:1. If I don't have you in my future, this kind of thing is uncomfortable to think about.
2. If you are in calamity, then I think it is not bad if you will never recover.
3. Didn't you say that your prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, so don't worry about it.
4. You can be yourself comfortably, and I will adapt to you for the rest.
5. If you give me a tear, I will see all the ocean in your heart.
6. For people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except for love.
7. I think you approached me to hurt me and make me like you so much.
8. When I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and only my lonely figure is there.
9. Love is the true love of you and me, care for each other, hold the hand of the son and grow old together.
10. Looking at you smiling, I suddenly realized that I am really the happiest person in the world.
11. After drinking the wine of love you brewed, if you don't refill the cup, you would rather be thirsty for a lifetime.
12. I have always looked at people very accurately, and you are a person, and you will know that it is my person at a glance.
13. I don't want to be an episode of your life, I just want to be the most perfect ending of your life.
14. The greatest happiness in life is to discover that the person you love happens to love you.
15. I met that you have spent all my luck in this file, and I will never have a chance to get the multiple choice question right.
16. You are going to leave tomorrow, but don't forget to take away my love and leave your heart.
17. Let's go together, one hand can't hold luggage, from now on, I am your left hand.
18. If I am the day, you are the mountain, rising according to you and falling according to you.
19. My heart that loves you will not change until the end of the world, if you don't believe it, I will always wait for you.
20, I seem to have lost the ability to love others, and meeting you is probably the reason for this loss of ability.
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Summary. Hello dear! We're happy to answer for you!
The sentences that make girls happy are: 1. You make my life full of love and tears...2. No matter where you are in the world, as long as you need me, I will"Fly"Go back to your side3, people will always get old, I hope you will still be by my side4, I just need a harbor where I can rest.
5. I want to send my thoughts about you to the scattered stars I hope that the little starlight can shine into your window and accompany you to sleep well6. I want to turn my feelings for you into warm sunshine Looking forward to the spilled light that can warm your heart7.
The girl Xiaolan who chased her, used the ancient beacon fire to play the princes - combined in modern language.
Hello dear! We're happy to answer for you! The sentences that make girls happy are:
1. You have made my life full of affection, love, and tears...2. No matter where you are in the world, as long as you need me, I will"Fly"Go back to your side3, people will always get old, I hope you will still be by my side4, I just need a harbor where I can rest. 5, I want to send my thoughts to you to the scattered stars Wang Wei I hope that the little starlight can shine into your window with you to sleep well 6, I want to turn my feelings for you into warm sunshine Looking forward to the spilled light can warm your heart 7, in every night with your voice No longer too lonely and lonely mascot is deserted.
The girl Xiaolan who chased, with the ancient beacon fire drama princes - combined in modern language, this problem.
Hello! The girl Xiaolan who chased, with the ancient Beacon Fire Opera Princes - in modern language, the combination can be: bend to let the ancient Youwei Bo Hongyan smile, the Beacon Opera Princes, and now you have a smile for the Bo Beauty, one breath (take what you have done with Lu Belt as an example).
A red envelope was sent.
In ancient times, you smiled for Bo Hongyan, the princes of the beacon fire play, and now you have a smile for Bo Beauty, and sent a big red envelope in one go.
Hello dear! You can refer to the content.
Answer 12, red beans pass acacia, text messages send affection; A little bit of lovesickness, affectionate greetings; The gains and losses in life, I am with you; Bitterness and happiness in the future, firm and never give up; My heart is like a rock, and I will never forget it! >>>More
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Hehe, according to what you mean, when you talk about cold jokes, you will be able to tell it slowly, and when you speak, don't be so trivial.
I still know more about the girl Yan Lizi, in fact, girls are very simple and simple, you can take girls to eat what girls want to eat. You can also take a girl to the movies, or give a gift to a girl, and you can date a girl. Create some small surprises for girls, and the girls will be very happy.
Turn countless thoughts into infinite blessings in your heart, pray silently for you, and wish you health and happiness! >>>More